'Eastenders' is a British soap ('serial drama') set in the East End of London- famous for its dramatic storylines, topical issues, Cockneys and a lot of shouting and melodrama. It began in the eighties and is still the most popular programme on BBC1, the main public TV channel in the UK and is on most days. Doctor Who is usually second behind it(!) Ten famously has an Estuary English accent, which is similar to the ones on Eastenders.
~~~ The Doctor told the prisoners to spread the word; they had all been fooled and a new election need to be called, their Governor was a hoax.
Aggie had ran back to her TARDIS and checked on them- she shooed them all out and took Sarah Jane and Luke to a hospital. She reappeared seconds later- they were impressed; she was considerably more adept than her dad; even though all TARDIS are designed for six pilots- as Aggie reminded them subtly.
They listened to the Doctor talk, lots of people had gathered in the park on the edge of the suburbs; Martha and Donna spotted Jack and they met up at the back of the crowd and there were many hugs. Martha watched Isobel as she kissed Aggie full on the mouth.
"Long story," said Jack quietly.
Martha just smiled.
The other Doctor was back in Aggie's TARDIS having his wounds bandaged and cleaned by an efficient Romana.
"Shouldn't I do that?" Martha asked looking back at Aggie's TARDIS.
"Nah, apparently, she can 'manage'."
"Well, it's a Time Lord thing, apparently..."
"Cute," Donna added. "Alright, that's enough, get a room!"
-Don't ever take anything for granted. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
The Doctor was going around Aggie's 80s themed console room and poking bits of it, and babbling on about various eighties songs.
Romana looked uncomfortable, she had a drowsy, injured man fast asleep oh her shoulder, who wouldn't let go, he squirmed a final time, and she flicked his braces in reply, and he cried out in pain, rudely.
"Oh, real mature!" He announced, double checking his bow tie was still there, and pulling her ash blonde hair in retaliation.
"I didn't like the eighties in the eighties," Donna announced.
"Yeah, shut up about it," Romana added acidly.
"Oi! Who d'you think you're talking to!"
The Doctor rounded on her.
"I don't mean to be rude- wait, yes I do- all you've done is snipe and annoy everyone, can I ask why? And why does he get special treatment? When are we shafting them back to the correct universe? By the way, people are allowed to disagree with you, Miss Judgment? Oh..." he pointed at her. "I'm sorry, what the hell am I saying? Oi, suck up! It doesn't matter, because he's going back there and you're staying here-"
"I'll go wherever I like, thank you!"
"No more switching, from now ,on everyone goes back where they came from a few hours ago- no exceptions, " he added, sensing someone about to argue with him.
"Are you jealous?"
"Oh my God, it's Eastenders," Donna said quietly to Martha. She sang the theme tune almost inaudibly and pulled a face. Marth tried not laugh
"Jealous of what? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm that desperate for attention-"
Donna in turn, pointed at them. "Am I missing something here?"
"Fuck you!" announced Romana, ignoring her completely.
The Master pretended to look shocked. And Lucy moved slightly so she was behind him, even though they wrere a good ten feet away.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"WRONG WITH ME? WHY ARE YOU BEING AN ARSE?"
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
"It's been a long day. Break it up," Martha stated firmly. "Go on! We need to sort out getting these lot to the correct universes. Move!"
They barely had time to move before he sat down heavily next to her and proceeded to make faces.
Donna appeared from nowhere and gently slapped his head.
There were many hugs. The Doctor wasn't sure how to react to Rose, and Martha half-expected him to cry, but he just smiled and hugged her. His clone made a huge deal of looking the other way.
Donna was slightly pleased at the lack of fuss.
Mickey seemed to lighten after she left, and was dropped off relatively hassle-free, with a warning from the Doctor to please keep in contact.
Romana as she and promised walked with the other Doctor as they were delivered outside the TARDIS.
"NICE TO MEET YOU!" he yelled, in a slightly slurred voice.
Amy hugged Martha and Donna, and tried to hug the Doctor, who looked quiet uncomfortable, but hugged her back. Aggie waved enthusiastically. Rory smiled.
"Sorry- about him-" he said quietly. "He doesn't mean to be rude!"
He gave a small wave and vanished.
Later on, when Aggie had dropped them off, she promptly fell asleep, leaving her TARDIS opposite her father's. They had been not far from Martha's when they had been rendered unconcious.
After everyone had gone, and Jenny had decided to spend the night with Aggie and Isobel, Donna made tea, while they were alone, the Doctor buried his head in Martha's shoulder, and moaned softly, a delayed reaction to the farewells, seeing Rose, which was probably a lot harder than the toruture. He reassured Martha that he was almost there.
"Shouting doesn't help does it?"
She stroked his head.
"Oh, she is a git, no matter how heroic she is- like Jack. Where's Alonso?"
"Where I left him, in his bed."
"All this time? That sounds sensible," Martha replied.
Martha fell asleep eventually, very aware that there was someone, asleep, with their arms jammed around her, who refused to let go, still fully clothed.
"Get off, you."
He mumbled indignantly, and turned over and swapped two arms for one.
She felt him grip on to her and he wouldn't let go. He kissed her neck like a dranged puppy. He pushed up against her, and she pretended to ignore him, for a good five minutes. Suddenly, it stopped, and her nightie suddenly came up over her head, as if by itself, and they stopped, and was tugged twice, as an instruction, she pulled it off and was aware of clothes being thrown. He jumped towards her and pushed her up against the headboard, hungrily.
"I missed you."