"Okay!" yelled Hitmonchan "Are you ready!"

Machoke posed "Yes! Go!"

Both the buff-heads charged at eachother at full speed and no regret. They yelled as they got closer, and closer... then

SMACK! Machoke and Hitmonchan collied in a full speed collision of heads. Without screaming, yelling or cringing they fell to the ground with a loud thud.

"Oh Yeah!" yelled Machoke

"That was awesome!" screamed Hitmonchan. He helped Machoke up and flexed his muscles "You wanna do it again?"

Machoke punched himself in the jaw "Hell yeah."

Machoke sat in the confessional "Yeah, me and Hitmonchan play this game sometimes where we run at each other at full speed and slam heads. It gets the blood flowing..." he smirked " Best game eva'.

Plusle was leaning on a wall alone in the girls cabin obviously looking very stressed. She gritted her teeth and sighed. Eevee had offered Plusle to join an allience and she wasn't sure about what to say.

"Damn it Eevee..." said Plusle to herself "Why did you have to go and get me involved in the game so fast?"

The small mouse heard loud, pounding footsteps coming towards her. She looked up and saw Tyranitor standing over her.

"Oh... hey Tyranitar." she said in a quiet voice.

The large dinosaur gave a warm smile "Hello Plusle, what's wrong?"

She hugged herself and sighed "I don't feel like I can tell you... but Eevee wants me to join her in an alliance."

Tyranitar's grin faded as he nodded. He leaned on the cabin wall and coughed "And you don't want to be in one with her?"

Plusle shook her head "No it's not that, we're freinds and all, but I don't think I want to get involved in this game yet..."

"Well eventually you'll have to." said Tyranitar with a laugh.

The small mouse sighed "I guess your right, and if I'm going to be in an alliance I want to be with Eevee." she let a small smile on her face "Thanks Tyranitar..."

The large green pokemon shrugged "Don't mention it."

Plusle smiled in the confession box "Yeah I trust Tyranitar, he's so sweet! I can't believe that someone that tough could be that nice!"

Chikorita sat at the table in a cafeteria, she was in deep thought.

"How the hell am I going to keep this up goth act, I'm going crazy." said the grass type, "I might go insane."

Chikorita sighed and looked out s window and smiled at what she saw. The perfect people to align herslef with, players that had strong bodies and weak minds and the perfect people to manipulate. She dismounted from the cafeteria chair and rushed over to them.

She walked up to the two players and said "Hey guys..."

Machoke and Hitmonlee both said "Yeah?"

Chikorita blinked "Look guys, you know we have to play a game here right?"

Hitmonlee posed "Oh..."

Machamp flexed his muscles "Yeah..."

Chikorita sighed "Good, now I was going to saw that if we work together we can get farther in the game."

Machamp posed "Why should w-"

Hitmonlee posed "-e trust you?"

The grass type smiled "What reason would I have to lie to you two? I promise to stay loyal, as long as you stay loyal to me..."

Machamp and Hitmonlee looked at eachother and nodded "Okay!" they both said.

Chikorita's smile widened "Perfect."

Chikorita sat in the conffesion box with a smug smile on her face "Piece of cake."

Buizel had just taken a good swim and was getting ready for the impending challange. His charming smile worked it's way on his face as he turned is head and saw a familiar face.

Milotic jumped and sunk her head deeper into the water, too shy to let her fascination in Buizel be known.

The water weasel smirked, this wasn't the first time he's had to deal with a crush.

"Yeah" he said in the confessional "I've have like 10 girls crushing on me for about 5 years and I've seen that the best way to deal with them is to face it head on." he cracked his knuckles "I can't be distracted by a romancer, I have a game to win."

With confidence in his step, Buizel calmly strode over to the water's surface. The smile on his face widened as he said "Come out Milotic, I know you're there."

There was some movement under the water as first and with a large splash she showed herself. On her face was a look of dissapointement and worry. She signed and looked down at the water "Hi Buizel..." she said in a low voice.

Buizel laughed and put his hands on his hip "What's wrong? Scared that I found you out. I noticed that you've been watching me from afar and that you follow me a lot."

Milotic blushed and spoke again "Yes, I - I'm sorry if I scared you . I really didn't mean to... I-"

Buizel raised a paw and said "Stop, first thing's first put your head up. There's nothing to be worried about, I think It's kinda cute that you have a crush on me." His expression sunk slightly ''But I'm sorry to say that I have a girlfriend at home and it wouldn't be right for me to be with you."

Milotic gave a smile "Okay, I guess I understand. But we can still be just friends right?"

Buizel gave a wave "Of course."

"Wow..." said Milotic "He's just so awesome... I want him sooooo bad. But I respect his truthfulness." she sighed "But I do want to be more that just friends..."

"Alright boys." said Gardivoir in the boys cabin. All of the Gritina's had left the cabin, leaving the Dialga's to have yet another meeting.

Gardivoir did not look pleased in any way shape or form. He was leaning on a wall with his arms crossed, his angry eyes scanning the room. "Okay guys, there is something going on here. I don't know about you, but I was sure that we were voting for someone who made us lose the challenge."

Jolteon shrugged "And that's why Miltank's not here right now."

Pidgeotto frowned "Yes, but Staravia and Delcatty were almost voted out. That was very close."

Geodude sighed "So what, Delcatty sucks in challeges and Staravia is trying to control the team. Unlike Dellcatty, Staravia could be a threat in the future."

Porygon nodded "Yeah, I've seen that she pretty much has Driftloon and Aron on her side and is going to get Milotic soon. If they make an alliance they could destroy us. You know how strong girls alliances can be."

Jolteon spoke up "Well then we should take her out next."

Pidgeotto's frown depend "No, look I know that Staravia wants to win the game, but I doubt she's making an alliance this early in the game

"You know..." said Jolteon "I think Geodude might be right, Pidgeotto is crushing hard on Staravia." he gulped "Maybe I need to join an alliance, I could be on the chopping block real soon."

Staravia had taken Aron, Milotic and Driftloon into the forest to talk. Once she had lead them deep enough she spoke to them "Okay girls, I think we're far enough in. I thibk you all know why I brought you out here."

"Of course" said Driftloon "You want us to form an official alliance."

Staravia smiled "Thats good, I just wanted you all to confirm that you're in..." she paused and looked at all of them "Are you?"

Milotic nodded "Yeah, I'm in."

Aron agreed "I'm with it."

"And so am I" said Driftloon

Stravia laughed "Great, thanks girls. Now we just need to call ourselves somthing. Somthing clever."

"How about Talon?" requested Aron, "Since you formed it I think it's best to take something from you."

Milotic nodded "I'm fine with it, I just wanted to feel safe and now I do."

"Me too" said Driftloon "I know that the boys have meetings like this, plotting who to take out next. That kinda scares me..."

"But at least you have a way in Staravia." said Milotic with a devious smile."

Staravia raised a brow "What do you mean?"

"I mean your obviously crushing on Pidgeotto an he likes you back so he might tell you some things you wouldn't know." replied Milotic.

The bird blushed and looked at the ground "Yeah, sure. That'd be a great idea."

"That girl is so lovestoned." said Aron with a smile "It's so cute."

Zangoose was thinking and thinking hard about were he was in the game. He sat on the Dock of Epic Failure and sighed.

"I know that my team has one two challenges in a row and that we're doing really good... but we will lose one eventually." said Zangoose "I fell like I'm alone on this team and I havn't really made any connections in this game. If I don't make a friend I'm screwed." Who the hell could I befriend..."

"Well," said Zangoose to himself "I need someone that is an outsider, someone that no one would expect."

"CHALLENGERS, COME ON AND COME ALL TO THE CENTER OF CAMP. THE NEXT CHALLENGE WILL COME SOON." yelled Mew's voice on the megaphone system.

Zangoose cursed to himself and said "I'll have to survive another challenge than." before standing up and making his way to camp in dismay.

"Okay campers, good to see all of you." said Celebi once the teams had gathered. There was now a good amount of tension between The Flying Giratinas and The Deviant Dialgas and from the look on Celebi's face he was loving every second of it. Absol stood in front of his team, his position as leader of his team secured. Gardivoir and Staravia both stood in leadership roles for the Dialgas and glared at their opponents in anger.

Mew smiled "Nice to see you all hate each other, but we have a challenge to do so I'll expain." he paused to give both teams a quick look over "You guy will be doing endurance challanges..."

Both the teams stopped leering at each other to look at Mew

"Endurance challenges...?" questioned Jolteon "What kind of endurance challenges?"

Celebi smirked "I'm glad you asked, we have a special guest to tell you."

Bulbasaur chuckled " This is stupid..."

"THIS!"

Mew's smile got wider "You shouldn't have said that."

Haunter looked around "What was that?"

A form burst through the trees, sprinting at full force.

"IS!"

The obviously human form came closer and closer. When he was within 10 yards he winded back a foot and shouted with a warrior's yell

"SPARTA!" with a large grunt the man kicked Bulbasaur with full force in the face. The small grass type gave a short cry of pain and fell to the ground.

"Oh god!" yelled Spinda "Who is this?"

"I'm so happy you asked my confused bear," said Mew as he patted the strange human on the leg "This is Leonidas, king of the Spartans."

"Ruraaa!" yelled the human "I shall be your guest challenger!"

"Guest challenger? Since when are there guest challengers?" questioned Umbreon, his eyes going from Bulbasaur's cringing form and the large muscular human.

Leonidas pounded his fist together in full force and yelled "Since Now!"

"Okay..." said Buizel in an annoyed voice "That guy completely stole my fist pound thing. Not cool man..."

Bulbasaur finally managed to stand back up, he shook his head to clear his thoughts and said "Why did you do-"

"Shut up grass-man, from here on out you will only speak if spoken to!" yelled Leonidas "Is that understood!"

Jiggilypuff gingerly raised a paw, fear causing her to shake her whole body.

"What!" demanded the Spartan, he pointed at Jiggilypuff with a finger.

All the players turned to the puff-ball as she gulped "Are you going to hit more people?"

Leonidas cracked his fingers and said in a define voice "Yes."

Jiggilypuff stared into the camera "Oh god."

"Alright campers," spoke Celebi, "Since Leonidas is the guest challenger he will be telling you guys what to do. So we will have no involvent in what kind of pain he will put you through."

"Are you staying then?" asked Gardevoir. Without a moment's notice Gardevoir met a swift punch across the face and hit the ground.

"No talking unless spoken to!" yelled Leonidas, not even affected by the act of violence he had just committed.

"What the heck dude?" yelled Pidgeotto. There was a swift smack and Pidgeotto joined Gardevoir on the ground.

"Pidgeotto?" said Staravia in a worried voice. Her reward for her concern was a good kick to the gut.

"Now!" yelled Leonidas "Anyone else!" When no one else said anything he smiled "Good, Grass-man, Lady-man, Brown-bird and Brown-bird lover all now have 20 points each."

Geodude frowned "What!" he yelled, but didn't get hit. "How come they get points for disobeying your rules?"

Staravia was blushing hard in the confessional "He called me Brown-bird lover? What the hell is that!"

"Because, even after getting hit hard they got up. Spartan warriors must get up, no matter what." responded Leonidas

"But we're not Spartans..." said Smeargle in his French accent.

Leonidas pounded his chest hard "No, not yet. But at the end of my tasks one team will become more Spartan than the other, and that team will win."

"How will you tell which team is more Spartan?" asked Driftloon, her body floating very low to the ground.

Leonidas clenched his fist and replied " Do not worry. I will know."

"Wait, that is so stupid." said Delcatty "They openly disobeyed you and you gave them points. Your methods of giving points and logic make absolutely no sense at all."

Leonidas sneered "I hit them and despite the pure, intense pain that comes from getting punched by a Spartan, they got back up. That is what a Spartan would do and that is why they received 20 points each. Now be silent bitch-cat."

Delcatty's temper fummed at that last statement "What did you just call me?"

Leonidas shrugged "Bitch-cat. You are a cat, but you look like a dog a little bit. So you are a female dog-cat, or bitch-cat."

Umbreon giggled "That's awesome..."

Without warning Leonidas slapped Umbreon across the face "Silence!"

Umbreon whined "Ow..."

Mew clapped his hands and gave an evil grin "What kind of horrifying challenges does our guest Spartan have in store for out contestants? Will anyone get hurt? Who will be voted out?"

"Find out next time on..." spoke Celebi

"Total Drama Island : Pokemon Edition!"