GOSPENHA!
Niki: Um…hi…*looks around empty room* How come I never know what to say in these stupid things!
Steph: *walks in* Cuz you're stupid.
Niki: Steph, I'm gonna snap your finger so hard it's gonna break.
Steph: Pshh! Like YOU can do THAT! Yeah, right.
Niki: *anger bubbling up inside*
Hunny: *walks in* Anyone want cake?
Steph & Niki: *both shove cake in their mouths while glaring evilly at each other*
Em: *walks in* Why does everyone keep glaring evilly? Don't they realize yet that's MY job!
Ali: *runs in room* Did someone say cake? *sees cake everywhere* Ahhh! *sighs* I think I'm in heaven!
Kay: *come storming in* WHO SENT ME THIS ANONYMOUS TXT MESSAGE SAYING –
Em: I did, you idiot! Don't you realize every time you get one of those it's from me! Huh!
Kay: *throw phone on floor* I'm gonna –
stuckinadream: *strolls in* There's only one reason why we're here in this author's note, and you guys are making it into NONSENSE!
Em: *glomps author* YOU SAVED ME! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
stuckinadream: Shut up and stop hugging me. I still wanna kill you, remember?
Em: *nods head very fast*
stuckinadream: *smiles evilly* So anyways, tanks for the advise for this chapie, Melikecake! Haha tanks…
Sound effects: POWIE! POWIE!
Random army guy: You said tanks for the advice, miss, so we sent your personal tanks out to get her!
Stuckinadream: Shut it! YOU CAN'T LET HER KNOW MY INNER EVILNESS!
Ali's POV
"WOOH!" I screamed. I loved the feel of da wind whipping at my hair. I was running at like, mach 5 through the streets with Hunny clinging on my back, laughing and cheering too.
Everybody else was at the hospital with Em, who was getting her arm checked out. But she was talking too long, so Hunny and I went for a run. It was in the dead of night, so nobody would notice us zooming around.
While I was running past a strip of small stores, something caught the corner of my eye. I could sense that Hunny saw it too. I quickly sped back to the giant window in the store and stared at its contents. It was almost too good to be true. The whole window was filled from top to bottom with…CAKE!
Hunny slowly sloped off my back and we walked (trance-like) to the window and pressed our hands and faces against it, drooling a lake of spit. I took a deep breath in, and a flood of sweet smelling pastries filled my nostrils. I let out a sigh, but it was inspiring. I peeled my face off the window and looked at Hunny to see if he had the same idea I was having. He turned to me and I saw it in his eyes. We both smiled evilly. That cake will soon be ours! Hee hee hee!
Em's POV
I blinked once. I blinked again. Why was everything so blurry? And who were those figures surrounding me? AND WHAT WAS THAT FREAKIN THING ON MY NOSE! And…where was I? I jolted up in my bed, but someone pushed me back down. I blinked again. Oh. The person who had pushed me down was Kay, and the others around my bed were just the rest of the Host Club and Mal. But where were Ali and Hunny? And where was I? And that thing on my nose…IT WAS ANNOYING THE LIFE OUTTA ME!
I yanked at it, and tubes fell out of my nostrils. Ugh. Eww. "Put that back in!" Kay commanded.
"Eww! What? No way!"
I looked around. The walls were white and boring, and there were curtains all around me. They were stripped blue and white. I sighed. I knew this place. A hospital. I'd been here so often…well, not this one, but being as clumsy as I was…let's just say I knew the basic looks of hospitals. The monitor next to me and all the tubes could've helped me figure it out though.
Suddenly, a sharp pain shot through my arm. And then I remembered everything and why I was here. A nurse walked in, and she freaked. "You need to keep this in, please!" she shoved the tube back up my nose.
"I don't need oxygen!"
"Yes, you do."
Ugh! When she left, Kay handed my phone. I slid it open to reveal the full keyboard. That's when I noticed my cast. NOOOOO! IT WAS….IT WAS….PINK! AHHHH! HELP!
"Kays," my voice shook.
"What's wrong?"
"My…my…my cast! It's…DID YOU SEE WHAT COLOR IT IS!"
Kay and I moaned and whined together until Kyoya told us to stop. He said if he didn't, somehow that would get added onto our debt cuz he was getting a head ache.
I decided to txt my other best friend (E-Lin) who never applied to Ouran. She needed to know. I txted:
Leeny K! I MISS U SOOO MUCH! And uh…im in da hospital…again…
Leeny K was my nickname for her. She soon responded:
GOSPENHA! Y! TELL ME! *screams like a maniac*
Ahh. Gospenha. Her lovely made-up swear word. So I told her:
I broke ma arm
Less than 20 seconds later:
AHHHHHHHHH! I NEED 2 C U! NOW!
I said:
OK, OK! Well, we hav 2 come & visit family soon so I can c u then…plus...ma mom's freakin out…she's at the airport rite now buyin a ticket 4 me
She said:
WAAA! BUT THAT'S NOT NOW!
Me:
Nxt week good?
Her:
Fine
The nurse had come back in. "You need rest," she commanded. Why was everyone commanding me?
I gtg bi!
She responded:
WAT! Y! GOSPENHA! NOT COOL!
I laughed out loud. The nurse put some stuff in the IV thing, and slowly, everything blurred again and I fell into a deep sleep.
When I woke up, everyone was lying around, looking bored. Some looked confused too, but not all. I gasped quietly. I saw Mori in the corner, sitting on the couch. I was embarrassed. How bad did I look? I looked at my reflection on my phone. NOOO! HE CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS!
While I was having my freak attack (or maybe beauty attack would be more like it), Ali and Hunny walked in the room (actually they charged in) with cake falling out of their arms. What the heck?
"Takashi! Look what Ali-san and I got!"
He looked. "Ah," was all he said. I liked how he barely said anything. Something about that made me…high…or something.
Ali came running over. "Em! EM! Look!"
I blinked. Where'd they get all that from? "Wow!"
"Yeah! We saw some while we were out!"
"Were the shops open this late?"
Ali looked slightly nervous. "No…Of course they were silly! How'd ya think we got all this!"
Yeah…that's right…I couldn't see Ali stealing…could I? No, of course not.
Now, what the heck was I gonna do about this cast! "Kay, remember that time when you dated a guy for only one day?"
Kay looked shocked. "Why are ya bringing this up NOW?" she mumbled, looking at Hikaru. Why was she looking at him?
"I dunno. I'm bored."
She grunted. "You-"
I laughed. "Or how bout that time when you fell off a bridge while chasing someone that broke into the –" I stopped there. I was gonna say the person broke into the Jaivallas Palace in India (which they actually had) but instead I continued, "broke into the coffee shop?"
Kay just looked confused. "What?"
"Or the time when you were crying cuz you thought I was mad at you and it was just an April Fool's day joke?"
She growled.
I laughed again. "Or the time when you fell right on your face! You were trying to kill someone with wooden swords, I think."
"Hey! What the hell are you doing, Em?"
Everyone in the room was laughing now, except for Kay. She was practically steaming.
"Or that time when you thought that a pickle was an evil demon that had come to kill you, straight from hell?"
"Hey! Not that story! That was like, 5 years ago!"
"Three, my friend," I said all smarticle like. I was feeling light headed and extra silly.
"Or when you saw the Annoying Orange on YouTube and tried to convince us it was real? You believed in that awesome annoying orange."
"Did not!"
"Rid foo," Ali added. She was stuffing her face with food. I think she meant to say "did too."
"Ugh!" Kay threw her hands up.
I laughed. I was laughing so hard now I was crying. "Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! We're on a bridge, Charlie! Remember you never wanted to watch Charlie the Unicorn because you thought it'd be boring and pointless, but when Ali and I forced you to, you were crying like crazy? You believed, Kay. YOU BELIEVED! That's good. Cuz we shun the non-believers!"
"Bat's grite!" Ali yelled. Pieces of cake came flying outta her mouth.
"And that we had to go to band camp last summer? Remember you tried out to be a person who holds those banners and things and you dropped it on the teacher's head!"
"Shut up and go to sleep," Kay was almost yelling now. "I'll deal with you later."
Ali was on the floor, laughing at the memories. Niki was staring at us like she was the only sane one there, and Steph was laughing about us actually having to go to band camp. She was goin on about getting a scar on the side of someone's head for sleeping with the tubas and trombones and getting attacked by a bear, which had nothing to do with band camp…
"Fine," I mumbled, pulling up the crappy hospital sheets. "Good night." And with that, the painkillers helped me drift off into a deep sleep.
When I woke up, I stretched as best as I could with all the tubes and machines in the way. "Hello, everyone!"
"I'm not talking to you," Kay turned her back on me. Her arms were crossed.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Great Merciful Mother of Jesus Christ! You don't remember anything do you?"
I shook my head. What was she talking about? "Nooo….should I?"
"I can't stay mad at you when you don't know what you did!" and then she stomped off.
I turned to the Host Club. "What did I do?"
Ali and Hunny were stuffing their faces with cake. Steph was saying something about band camp, attacking someone with torpedoes, and bears. Niki and Haruhi were sleeping. Mori was sitting on a couch watching Hunny stuff his face. "What did I do?" I repeated.
Hikaru and Kaoru were literally ROFL (rolling on da floor, laughing) and tears were pouring out of their eyes. "Huh?" I thought.
Tamaki was hugging himself and going on a rant about everything besides what had just happened, and Kyoya was tugging a notebook out of nowhere. He opened it up. "Really?" I thought. "Really? He needs that stupid notebook when it just happened?"
"It seems that you were high on painkillers because the nurse gave you too much, and you insulted Kay, bringing up embarrassing memories for her."
"What? She wouldn't get offended by that!"
So I forgot about the situation, and eventually Kay came back. Ali and Hunny were acting a little strange though…
Their arms were crossed over their head, and their eyes were barely open, but they were wide awake. Ali was sitting right next to him, and she was tugging on his hair. "Come here," she whispered. "Come here."
"I'm already here!" he started pulling on her hair too.
"Come here," she said again.
"Then she whispered, "You're awesome."
Hunny whispered back, "I love you too."
Whoa! Hey…could Ali and Hunny be…in love…?...! OH EM GEE!
Soon they fell asleep. And that's when I noticed all the cake was gone.
Ali: Wow! That was awesome! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh crap. *pushes evilness back in* Go away! All this time I was hiding it and now it's coming back out! *evil light beam glare* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You should eat some cake!
Em: Oh my gosh! That's exactly what I'm doin' right now! Whoa…creepy! A-A-A-A-Ali-san! AHHHHH! *runs away*
Ali: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Em: AHhhhh! S-s-scary! *lip quivers* W-w-w-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'm stuck with Kay AND you! How can I survive?...I know! With the author's tanks! And here dey comes! FIRE!
Ali: *glares at the tanks and they blow to a badrillion pieces* Oh wait, only you can do that *so instead, turns invisible and runs to the other side of the earth* You'll never get me, suckers!
Em: *pouts and crosses arms across chest*
Stuckinadream: Ugh! Look what horrors I've brought to this world. THE HORRORS!