Um…Is Hyperness the Best Solution to Love?

Muahahahaha! Yet again, tanks to Melikecake for helping with this chapter! Oh crap, wait! I mean Thanks! As in THX NOT TANKS! THANKS! HOLD FIRE! Anyways…thank you. XD Also, thanks to dreamaker401 for da AWESOMENESS ideas :)

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Sorry for not updating in so long. The reasons are: I have homework in the SUMMER to do before school starts next week, my friends love me too much, I have to get ready to go to school, I'm lazy and didn't feel like updating, and finally, I had freakin BAND CAMP last week! Ugh! I wish I could say NEVER AGAIN but if I wanna stay in band in high school, I also have to go for the next THREE YEARS! We're forced to go, and I hate it. At least my dawesome friends were with me!

Soon, Em will see her long lost bffl – E-Lin! Or Leeny K, as she calls her. Until then…GOSPENHA!

"Ali? Ali?" I was so terrified right now. "Ali? Wake up! Come on, wake up!" She was not the – er…best in mornings, let's say that (even though it wasn't the morning, it was still nighttime, but hey! I was still terrified!). "Come on, we're leaving," I added, just to see her reaction.

She jolted up. "Nooo! Me and Hunny gotta go to da chapel! We're gettin married! See! We just ate our wedding cakeS so we gotta be married!"

"…?..." Oh well. I wasn't going to ask.

Soon, she fell asleep again. Thank God! Jeez! What the heck just happened?

The next day, I got out of the hospital. Now I had to walk around with this stupid, huge, ugly, PINK! cast on. Ugh!

So of course, since it was pink, all my fangirls loved it. They also felt really bad that I broke my arm. I hated all these girls around me! I didn't like big crowds since I was shy, so it was bad enough already. But these girls were squeezing me into hugs and all that! I didn't even KNOW half of them! I don't mind hugs from family or friends, but strangers? That's just wrong.

At lunch time, we managed to find a spot away from the screaming fans and the rest of the Host Club. Don't ask how we did that, cuz even I don't know (heh! Well, I mean, that's not saying much). "Oooh look! A Snicker bar!" Ali pointed at my lunch I packed. Oh man, why'd I do that?

"Nooo!" But it was too late. She'd already stuffed the whole thing in her mouth.

"Well, the Host Club was in for a surprise this afternoon, I guess," I thought to myself as I ate some raspberries covered in sugar (they taste AWESOME like that!).

Kay took a sip of water. "You guys are so weird."

"And you just figured that out?" I laughed at her.

"Heck no!"

Suddenly, Ali went cross eyed. "!"

"No! No you don't!" I snatched away the cake just in time.

"Why'd ya do that?" she glared.

"Cuz you already had enough yesterday."

"But that was yesterday!"

"Well, it made you and Hunny do some…interesting things."

"Like what?"

The rest of us sweatdropped. "You mean…you mean….you don't…remember?"

"Hmm…" she scratched her imaginary beard. "No, I don't really remember much about that night except, well…no! It can't be."

"Can't be what?"

"Em was in the hospital!"

Kay sighed. "Just…no cake, ok?"

Ali sighed, which made me laugh. "What?" she asked.

"You sighed. I is laughing."

"Yeah! And I is glaring at you! Too bad you have that death glare power and I don't!"

"That's why the author chose ME to have it!"

"Grrr…."

Steph and Niki were just making the noob face and sweatdropping the whole time (The noob face is expressionless eyes with mouth open. My friend made that up. And also the NCN channel, or the National Cat News, but NCN makes it sound more…serious…OMG NCN IS ON LIVE! GTG WATCH IT! Oh wait, I need to finish this chapter first...and just remember…BOB THE CAT OWNS YOU) so I looked at them. "Don't worry, we're done now."

Later that day at the Host Club, I could just see the hyperness building up inside Ali. Sure, she can eat a TON of cake and obviously get hyper, but if she has even just a little bit of a snicker bar, watch out! It's…interestingly scary.

Steph and Niki were talking to Hikaru and Kaoru, Kay was watching a TV show on her iPod, I was listening to my iPod, and Ali was setting up the speakers on her iPod. We like are iPods :D. Oh em gee! Help!

"AHHHHHHH! HELPP! MY EARBUDS ARE STUCK TO MA NECKLACE! By the way I think I'm slightly hyper," I just had to point out.

"I can see that!" Ali glanced up at me.

"Haha really! It's that noticeable!" I ran to the corner of woe. "Oh hi, Tamaki, why are you here?"

He was crying. "Because Haruhi called me a pervert."

"Haha! Cuz you are! Well, I'm here cuz I was tryin to hid my hyperness, but Ali noticed!"

"Well," Tamaki frowned. "This is MY corner! It's personalized!"

"I don't see your name anywhere!" Then, suddenly, I had an idea. "Let's fight for it!" I don't think I was thinking right. The hyperness was just taking over ma brain.

"F-f-f-fight?"

"Yeah! Rock, paper, scissors! Best of 3."

Tamaki seemed to magically brighten up. "A commoner game!"

We said together, "rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" He got paper and I got scissors.

"Snip! Haha!" I laughed, which made him cry even harder.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" This time I got rock and he got scissors.

"Crush!" Even more tears poured down his face. I was enjoying myself.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" I got rock and he got paper.

"I win that one!" He yelled.

I took my fist that was already formed from rock and punched his face. "Oh crap, I'm sorry. I thought the paper would protect you!" I laughed and ran back to my table where my iPod was. "Ok, I'm done now," I said as I shoved the ear buds back in my ears.

I saw the twins laughing at Tamaki. I smiled. Suddenly I heard a loud noise. I yanked out my ear buds. "What was that!"

Oh crap. Ali had turned on the speakers and was playing the Chicken Dance! Yeah. Basically Ali did this every time she had Snickers. I still remember the first time she had gotten high on them…

We were at some fancy restaurant watching Russian murderers when she told me she should never, EVER have Snicker bars. Right after that, she shoved about 10 and a half in her mouth. That was insane, especially since we were trying to stay unseen. Yup, we epically failed at that.

I had to take her outside when she started the Chicken Dance. It's weird enough to break out in that dance in the middle of a fancy restaurant, but she wasn't even doing it normally, if you wanna call that dance normal. She was running around with her hands tucked in her armpits, singing/screaming the words and yelling "bawk!" like a chicken in random people's faces.

And that was exactly what she was doing now. The Host Club looked…disturbed. I was laughing my butt off. I ran over and started explaining this crazy story of Billy-Josh and Billy-Jack getting attacked by a stampede of bulls and then Ark Dawesome came to save them. Billy-Josh was my hillbilly nickname and Billy-Jack was Ali's. In 6th grade, we were obsessed with hillbillies or something…

"Kay, what's wrong?" Hikaru asked.

I looked up. What was wrong? Kay was sitting at the window seat, staring out the window with a serious expression. "People never notice how pretty the world is. Or that clock," she replied dreamily.

"Um…that's funny!" I laughed. Everything was funny to me right now and Kay was acting so out of character!

She ripped the seat cushion off the window seat (still managing to be sitting), and threw it at me.

"Ow! What was that for!"

"It's not funny!" she yelled, but her voice sounded slurred. Oh no, not water! She had water! NOOOOOO!

"Kay, stand up."

"W-why?"

"Just do it."

"Fine…" She stood up, wobbled, and fell against the wall.

Now, you're probably wondering how the heck you can get drunk on water, but if you're Kay, it's simple…you just CAN. It happened to me once before…oh wait….make that twice, but it happened to Kay all da time.

I shoved her down in a chair. "Sit."

I turned around. Ali was running around the room, chasing Hunny for some cake, still doing the Chicken Dance. I heard a loud crash, so I spun around again. Kay had climbed to the top of the couch and had fallen off. I sighed and made her sit down again.

Finally, I caught Ali and shoved her down next to Hunny and his huge piles of cake. She immediately stopped being hyper and started pourin dat cake right down her throat! Yeah, that CALMED HER DOWN. Sweets calm her down – well, certain sweets of course. Not all of them! Seeing what just happened from that ONE AND ONLY Snicker bar, I'm sure you can understand.

"Like, oh my God, totally! I like, totally did T.H.I.S. and T.H.A.T. last weekend and like, oh my God, my mom like, was totally like, all over me! It was just T.H.I.S. and T.H.A.T., you know? And she got all like, totally mad at me and I was like, oh my God, that's sooo not fair, and she was all like 'it sooo is fair.' You know moms? Yeah, they totally don't like when you do T.H.I.S. and T.H.A.T.! I mean, jeez! So she like, totally took away my phone and like, all my shoes and like, my 5th closet, and like, my radio and stuff WHILE my like, favorite song was like, totally playing! And it's like, hardly ever on the radio, ya know? It's like, TOTALLY the best song…EVA!~ And I was like, oh my God, the horror! I told her she like, couldn't do this but she just like, told me 'yes I can' and all. And I'm like, sooo mad right now! Like, oh my God! This is like, TOTALLY not happening to me, ya know? Ugh! Like, oh my God!"

I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing. Yes, Kay was talking like, a like, totally annoying girly-girl! Like, oh my God! Oh man, I was too!

Hikaru looked extremely confused, which made me laugh harder. I sensed someone watching me, so I looked up, only to find Mori sitting at a table in the back of the room, pretending to read a book. Instead he seemed to be watching me roflmbo (rolling on the floor, laughing my butt off) and that made me blush really hard, but I just. Couldn't. Stop. Laughing!~ I was bent over, clutching my stomach with tears of laughter streaming down my face.

"Ummm…..Kay, you have five closets? And you care about shoes?" Hikaru looked stunned.

"No," I gasped, barely finding room to breathe in between my laughter. "She's just kidding!" What he had said had made me laugh even harder, and everyone was staring at Kay and me now. We were both roflmbo.

"Oh. What's this and that?"

"Oh, you know, like, totally, it's T.H.I.S. and T.H.A.T. or T.H.A.T. and T.H.I.S., you like, know?" Kay was still talking like that.

"Um…."

"It's girl talk," I explained.

"Yeah!" Kay like, totally added. "Only girls can understand. ALL girls."

At the same time, Kaoru responded, "But I can understand it…." while Haruhi muttered, "How the hell am I supposed to understand that?"

And then Kay passed out. Just like that. On the floor. Fainted. I looked up. "Well, it's about time!" I smiled.

"WHAT!"

"Mmmhhmmm….whenever she has water she gets like this and I'm always wanting her to faint in the middle of it and see what happens."

Ali looked up. "Nice friend, huh?"

Niki and Steph looked kinda horrified.

"Did you decide to join the dark side?" Ali suddenly stood up.

"Heck no!"

"Awww….but they have plush Belzenef's in any color you want! Mine's in swirly yellow and purple!"

I sweatdropped. Who was Belzeneff? "And…there's cookies!" Ali couldn't tempt me….she couldn't! I was resisting so hard…COOKIES!~ WAA!~ Cookie is one of my many nicknames, if I didn't already mention.

Anyway, I finally got them to calm down, so I sighed. This felt great! Well, I mean, calm down as in one was stuffing cake into her mouth and the other was passed out on the floor, but for us, that was about as close to calm as you can get.

Soo, now that everything was calm….SPAZ ATTACK TIME! AYEE! I ran around the room, doing random things like moving my head in weird ways and trying to swim on the floor. I also put a piece of plastic I found on the floor over my eyes and started spit taking. I started knocking chairs and tables over, but finally I stopped when Kyoya started shooting laser beams at me. Oh, crap.

Ten minutes later, I was having a slice of cake (anymore and I would get just as hyper again….I get hyper just on air, people!) , Niki and Steph were sitting next to us, astonished how we got over our hyperness so fast, and Kay was up and complaining…about…. "Ugh! I just hate Jay so much sometimes! He called me last night…ugh! All he did was complain, complain, complain…I mean, can't he survive without me? Jeez! He also said he ruined one of my books….if that's true…" she clenched her teeth. "If that's true…I will….SO. KILL. HIM!"

Hikaru coughed. "Who's Jay?" he asked.

"Jay is my stupid idiot older brother who's 15!"

"Oh…" Hikaru seemed relieved after that. That made me notice something….maybe….

Well, Kay liked red haired mischievous twin boys. It was a proven fact. And one was standing right in front of her. He also looked relieved when she said Jay was just a brother…and nothing more….

My eyes widened. Kay….and Hikaru….Kay and Hikaru sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes –

"I have a brother too!" Ali ran over, smiling the innocent smile she learned from Hunny, but she also looked a little crazy still, since her tongue was sticking out and her eyes were wide. "And a sister!"

"Me too. Well, just a brother…" I mumbled.

"My brother Aalen, he's 12….he reminds me of Kay….too much….and my sister is Amber….she's 6 and ….sometimes REALLY cute. REALLY, REALLY, SUPER CUTE!"

"My brother's 12 too...his name is Collin….he and Aalen were born a day apart! Isn't that ah-mazin?"

"My daughter's have siblings?" Tamaki ran over, throwing his arms around himself.

"Grrr….I am too mad at Jay right now! I'm focusing all my anger on him but as soon as he's finished and in hell I will come for you," Kay told Tamaki simply, like it was the most normal thing in the world. Well, it probably was in Kay World. She continued for the heck of it, "Well, now that I think about it…I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day," she gave a Hunny-like smile while saying that, and Hunny-like flowers floated all around her.

Gawd. "Kay, stop it. You're scaring him."

"My point exactly."

I sighed.

"So we're going to see them soon! Cuz Em broke her arm and stuff so our family wants to see us and how we're doing!"

"Huh?" the Host Club asked.

"Well, right now we're living with our Aunt," I explained quietly, "so, we haven't seen our parents or brothers or sisters in a while."

"So bye!" Kay grabbed all our hands and dragged us out the door, leaving the Host Club standing in shock. Kyoya started to say we couldn't cuz we were in debt and all, but Steph slammed the music room door in his face.

So just like that, we were on a short little vaycay. All I had to do was break my arm! Jeez, if it's that simple, I'll do it every day! Just kidding. My advice to you:

1. Don't become friends with the Host Club or Kay, Ali, Niki or Steph

2. Eat pizza

3. Eat raspberries!

4. If you want to avoid life or death situations, for your own good, don't become a secret agent

And oh yeah,

5. Watch where you're going

Hi! So everyone keeps giving me ideas and stuff to put in this story and stuff and it's kinda crazy, cuz also anything that I find funny, I wanna put in here. It's just kinda insane cuz this story actually had a plot at one point, and it….KIND OF got off track a little. So if you're wondering why so far this story doesn't really have a plot, that's why!

Read and review please! \/ The button should be right down there