Chapter 2 Weird phonecalls

John's POV

I didn't get around to calling Jamie, sadly I had other shit to do. Signing, training and the show all got in the way. After work all I could think of was getting a beer and going to sleep. Sadly Randy had other ideas and dragged me out to a bar, thankfully Victoria was there too so she could provide some sort of distraction so I could escape.

"So any word from Jamie yet?" Randy asked again as we settled into a booth of some local bar. It wasn't a bad place I guess, just locals having a drink and playing pool. Random couples sat in other booths talking and laughing, it was all very relaxed which was good. I pulled out my phone and checked the texts, that smile that came on my face was obvious.

"He just got a text from Jam" Victoria teased playing with her beer bottle. "So what does it say?"

"Personal, personal, personal" I muttered thumbing through her text "Oh here we go apparently gingers have no souls"

Randy and Victoria pissed themselves laughing "What the hell?"

"I don't know, I'm picking she saw my match with Heath and came to the conclusion that ginger's have no souls" I laughed as I text her back instantly.

"Well thats Jamie for you" Randy laughed "Remember when Adam dropped his keys and Jam thought the phone was ringing?"

"That was so funny!" I put my phone on the table so I could hear it "Remember the pelvic whoo!"

"She's still doing that?" Victoria asked as Randy and me cracked up laughing.

"Yeah Adam was on the recieving end of it, he bent down to pick up his keys and the next thing we know Jamie is behind him shouting pelvic whoo at the top of her lungs"

"And how badly did you want to do that to her?" Victoria asked raising an eyebrow.

"Pretty badly but I couldn't not with all the guys in the room" I joked. At the time there was nothing sexual in it but thinking back on it I wanted to kill Adam for picking up his keys and pelvic whoo Jamie but somethings aren't just possible.

"Then theres her orgasms" Victoria giggled making me and Randy choke on our beers.

"What?"

She just looked at us, "You don't know the orgasm story?"

"No we don't you may wanna explain because I can see that glint in Randys eye and I don't like it"

"Ok so us girls are talking about sex and Jamie over hears us and asks a certain question, Iziah tells her that orgasms is code word for lollies. It was all forgotten until the next week me, Raven and Jamie went down to Toms to buy a drink. Jamie at the top of her lungs asks Tom can I have some chocolate orgasms please."

We cracked up laughing so hard beer came out of our noses, seriously I could picture Jamie doing that and not knowing what she was asking for.

"So Raven explains in her ear what shes asking for and Jamie replies to the old man, ok just chocolate I'll get the orgasms from John Cena"

"Enough" I could barely breathe, my sides starting to ache from laughing "She really said that?"

"Oh yeah," Victoria laughed "With Jam everything is Cena related."

"Hey John, I think, I think Jamie is in love with you. I think" Randy joked grabbing another beer.

"Don't say that Randy, you'll scare him away" Victoria teased making me snort.

"I gave the girl my kidney I think I prooved I ain't going no-where"

"You could always take it back?" Randy laughed handing Victoria and me another beer.

"Thats something you would do" I shot at him, it probably wasn't but knowing Randy anything was possible.

"That would only depend on who I gave it too Cena" Randy chuckled as my phone began to ring. They hooted with laughter as I practically pounced on it.

"Hello?"

"Hi, can I have a large pizza with lots of little red things on it but not too many" Jamie's sweet voice ripped through me. I swore time stopped and everyone disappeared.

"Jamie!" I was so happy I didn't care how loud I was.

"John! Your working at Pizza Castle now?"

"No you dialled the wrong number" I laughed "Do you have time to chat?"

"Yessum possom" Jamie giggled "I miss you John"

"I miss you too"

"Awww" Randy teased.

"Fuck you"

"I don't think thats possible through the phone John but I can try"

"I was talking to Randy Jamie"

"Oooh are you guys having centon action?"

"Victoria is with us too"

"How come that bitch gets to watch and I don't?"

I could just see her pouting. "We're just having a beer Jam"

"Oh ok then. Congrats on your match and by the way gingers carry gingervitus so its a good thing you lost"

Randy grabbed the phone, he missed her too. "Hey girly girl, how you be?"

"Who is this?"

"Lets just say I'm shiny"

"Randy! How are you?"

"Really good and hows the tourism going?"

"I saw the tower and so many bright lights I swear I had an orgasm"

Randy cracked up laughing, obviously Jamie had said something totally random and out of the blue.

"Your boring, put John back on"

Randy handed the phone back to me, "Get her to repeat that last sentence about the bright lights."

"Repeat the thing you said about the lights babe"

Jamie giggled, those giggles still had the same effect on me "I said I saw so many lights I swear I had an orgasm"

"Is that all it takes?" I laughed "Wow I have been trying way too hard"

"John let me tell you something, your like Rey Mysterio. You give orgasms just by looking at people"

"I don't think thats true Jamie" I had to stop talking and thinking about Jamie in any sexual way or else I was going to have a whole other problem on my hands.

"Anyways I have good news and even better news!" Jamie squealed.

"Oh yeah and that is?"

"Well I got my pizza"

"Nice"

"And guess what, I'm coming home for Wrestlemania!"

I almost dropped the phone, Wrestlemania was a mere two weeks away. Two weeks she would be back in my arms. "Are you serious?"

"Yes, and then I forget whats happening. I can't remember if I'm going back or not"

"I don't care, I get to see you and thats all that matters baby"

Randy shot me a look, I just flipped him off. It was no secret anymore that I loved this chick with all my heart.

"I miss you so much John"

"I miss you too"

Jamie yawned tiredly "Now I don't want my pizza. Stupid space mexicans"

I knew that when she started going on about those, she was getting over tired which was just bad even for me. "Baby go and get some sleep and I'll text you tomorrow"

"Promise?"

"Promise"

"Love you John, even if you do hang out with gingers"

"Love you too Jamie and I promise I will try to stop hanging out with Sheamus"

"Good-night"

"Good-night Jamie" I hung up with a very happy grin on my face.

"So why the grin Cena?" Randy was the first to ask.

"Jamies coming back in two weeks!" I couldn't help the excited nerves, two weeks and I'd have her back.

Randy and Victoria grinned happily, each of us raised out beer bottles to the good news.

I hoped this two weeks went very fast.