Chapter 10 House of cards

"Hellew!" Jamie shouted happily walking into the Corre locker room. Jamie knew that alot of her time would be spent with them doing various tasks, at least John wasn't mad anymore. He knew she was doing her job and would never do anything to hurt him. Jamie didn't just love him, she worshipped him. John was the only person in her entire life (except Raven) that could do no wrong. Even when he was clearly wrong, to Jamie it was someone elses fault. Heath and Wade rolled their eyes annoyed, Zeek and Justin however didn't seem to mind the young girl, she was quite amusing if they were honest.

"Must you be so loud?" Wade asked irritated as the young girl was busy looking at her tattooed arm.

"Sorry what? I was busy" Jamie looked up at him puzzled.

"Did you get those tasks done?"

"Yes fluffy" Jamie saluted him proudly, she had remembered everything he wanted and completed it with enough time to spare so she could play with John.

"Don't call me fluffy!" Wade shouted at her.

Jamie jumped back in fright "Whats Billy's problem?"

"My name is Wade"

"Nah I'm pretty sure its Billy"

"It is Billy" Zeek cut in adding fuel to the fire. Wade shot him a very nasty look as Jamie clapped her hands.

"See, I knew it was Billy" Jamie handed them some papers "Thats everything taken care of. I just need you to sign here"

"Why?"

"Because Mindy is an elf" Jamie said trying to read the smudges on her hand. Thanks to her shower this morning with John, all her notes had become hard to read.

"What?" They all looked at her as she giggled finally reading her hand properly.

"Sorry, you have to sign it because thats the only way you will get your reciet"

"Sorry Jamie but how did you get 'Mindy is an elf' outta that?" Justin asked looking at her. Clearly the two sentences sounded nothing alike even to someone who was from another country.

"I don't know, this show makes no sense"

Heath laughed, her sense of humor starting to get to him. Jamie wasn't bad, just a little slow and weird. He couldn't blame the girl for that.

"Why is Wendy laughing?"

"Just because your boyfriend calls me Wendy doesn't mean you can" Heath shot at her, that smile off his face.

"John calls you Wendy?" Jamie looked at him confused "Why would he call you Wendy?"

"The same reason you did"

"He can't remember your name?"

"My name is Heath. Don't forget it"

Jamie cracked up laughing so hard she had to lean on Zeek for support "Thats a good one! Nicely done Fred"

"What?" Heath looked at her clearly confused.

"What you just said" Jamie gasped for breath, Zeek was pretty sure the small girl was about to fall over or piss herself.

"I'm confused" Heath said puzzled as Justin laughed, Wade checking over some stuff, he had some other devious tasks in mind for his little assistant.

"Me too. I haven't been this confused since I randomly started talking with a British accent" She looked at Wade "Did you just throw a bloody harpoon at me?" He made the classic mistake in trying to answer the girl, "Shut it you knob-head. Cor what a fucking muppet, bloody harpoon and everything. I could of got done in there, right in front of me bird, what a fit bird she is. Bloody harpoon, what the hell are you playin at ya bender, god save the queen and all that palarva" Jamie cracked up laughing along with Zeek, Justin and Heath. That was something new, even for Jamie. "For once in my life I knew what it was like to be Wade Barrett, whoever that is"

"I'm Wade Barrett" Wade snapped through gritted teeth, not only was she making fun of his accent, she was making fun of his whole fucking country.

"I thought you were Billy?"

Wade closed his eyes in an attempt to calm down, Jamie however said something that made a lot of sense even if he hated to admit it.

"Have you ever thought that if you were nicer to me I wouldn't be so annoying"

"She's got you there Wade" Zeek pointed out still trying not to laugh at Jamies weird accent episode. Heath and Justin decided it was best if they left, Wade was already angry, they didn't want him any angrier.

"Jamie can you just get those tasks done please"

"Already have" Jamie laughed before looking at Zeek "What does cherry mean?"

"What?"

"The guy that sounds like a train asked me if John took my cherry. What does that mean?"

"I think thats a discussion you should be having with Cena" Zeek said, luckily with his dark skin no one could see the two red patches on his cheek.

"Why is it bad?"

Wade however decided to answer the girls question, after all thats what Shawn said to do wasn't it. "He was asking if Cena was the first one to fuck you"

Jamie's brow narrowed "Of course he was, why does he want to know that?"

"Because he's an idiot" Wade shrugged, an idea forming. An idea so horrible it was bound to break her and he would finally get his own way. He just needed to get rid of Zeek. Whoever evented cellphones was a genius because Zeek had just recieved a text and would now have to go and meet Vince, he and Jamie were finally alone.

"And now I must go" Jamie smiled walking to the door. Wade promptly shut it trapping the small girl against the wood and his body.

"I wanted to ask you something before you go Jamie"

"What?"

"Is it true?"

"Is what true?"

"That you've only been with Cena"

"Yes, he was the first and hes the last"

Wade cocked an eyebrow at her taking advantage of the damaged brain. "You know you are allowed to experiment with another person."

Jamie shook her head "No that means I would be cheating on John"

Wade smiled gently backing away from Jamie, letting her know that she was safe. For now. "Its only cheating if he gets mad about it, and he'll only get mad if he finds out. If you don't tell him then he won't get mad"

"But isn't that lying?"

"No Jamie, think of it as a surpise. You want to get better don't you? So John doesn't lose interest"

Jamie thought about it for a moment "That does make sense I guess"

"See, if you experiment with someone else, they could teach you some new tricks. Its like getting extra lessons when your having trouble."

Jamie burst into a large grin, "Oh I get it now! Thanks Billy" Jamie slid out the door. "Oh and not a word to John"

"Wouldn't dream of it" The brit smiled deviously. After she had gone Wade sat back in his locker room smirking. Now it was only a matter of time. Cena's relationship with Jamie was nothing but a house of cards and it was all about to come crashing down.