AN: I know I haven't updated this in a while but I finally got to a place with a computer that isn't crap. So here's an update.
Disclaimer: As I've said, I don't own Harry Potter.
"You're both bloody morons, do you realize that?" James yelled, shaking his head. Roxanne and Thomas looked at each other, both trying to look as innocent as they could.
"We were just trying to help! Lily was so miserable because Lysander wouldn't pull his head out of his arse, and he was just dating Alyssa to get back at her, and no one likes Alyssa, do I didn't see a problem with breaking them up!" Roxanne yelled, throwing her hands up in the air as if she was admitting defeat. James glared at his cousin, then at Thomas.
"Yes, and I was all for this plan of yours until it made both Lily and Lysander twice as miserable as they were before. You should have stopped meddling as soon as things got that far, but you can never let anything alone, but, now look at what you've done" he said, sighing loudly and sitting down on the couch. They were in the Gryffindor common room, where Roxanne and Thomas had gone as soon as they realized they would need some help to fix things between Lily and Lysander.
"We need to fix this" Thomas said suddenly, cutting Roxanne, who had opened her mouth to speak, off.
She glared at him.
"Oh, no. We are not getting involved with those two again, do you understand me? This is none of our business, and you two need to learn when to just let it go" James said, narrowing his eyes. Roxanne watched him carefully for a moment, before she stepped forward quickly and shoved him backwards onto the couch and grabbed Thomas around the wrist, pulling him out of the portrait hole and down the corridor. Thomas laughed loudly, allowing the girl to pull him down the corridor.
"What the hell was that?" he yelled when they stopped in front of the Slytherin common room a few minutes later, Roxanne trying to catch her breath and Thomas still laughing hysterically.
"Well, I had to get rid of him, didn't I? He's never going to help us. We need someone else, someone just as devious as me" Roxanne said, a smile coming onto her face. Thomas raised an eyebrow, looking slightly afraid. "I don't honestly think there is anyone in this school as devious as you, Weasley" he said, shaking his head.
Roxanne grinned.
"Of course there is, and she's in your house, let us in and I'll show you" she said. Thomas still looked slightly scared, but did as he was told and followed her when she marched into the Slytherin common room, obviously looking for one person.
"Lucy!" she screamed, and a head of red hair popped up in the corner.
As her younger cousin pushed her way through the crowd to reach them, Roxanne turned to Thomas and smiled brightly.
"See?" she asked, grinning.
Lucy finally reached them, and looked slightly annoyed at the disturbance.
"I was writing an essay, I'll have you know" Lucy said, glaring at them. She narrowed her eyes at Thomas, watching him carefully. "What are you doing hanging around with Zabini? He's a bloody scumbag, that one" she said, still glaring at the boy in front of her.
"You have nothing to talk about, and you know it. You hang around with all the scumbags in the school" Roxanne said, rolling her eyes.
Lucy seemed to consider this, then nodded her head.
"Alright, what is it you want me for? If it's nothing important I'd like to get back to my work" Lucy said. Roxanne had a strong feeling that Lucy was not working on an essay, but she chose not to say anything, and smiled.
"Alyssa Finnigan has been screwing with us all year, and now both Lily and Lysander are miserable because of it. Lily will only listen to you, and you know it. We need you to talk to her and get her to go talk to Lysander so they can make up and finally start dating" Roxanne explained, still smiling brightly.
"What makes you think she'll listen to me?" Lucy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because who does she always listen to when she won't listen to the rest of us?" Roxanne asked, smirking in triumph.
Lucy shook her head and sighed loudly.
"Alright, I'll do it, but only because I don't want Lily to be miserable for the rest of her year because you couldn't keep your nose out of her business" she agreed, walking past them and out of the common room.
Thomas looked at Roxanne, obviously confused.
"Are you positive this is going to work?" he asked.
Roxanne shook her head.
"Not at all, but we have to try something" she replied.
Lucy walked around the corridors for what seemed like ages before she found Lily, sitting on the floor in one of the corridors, her head in her hands.
"Oh, Lily. Honestly, don't let him get to you so much, Lysander Scamander is a moron if he can't see how you feel about him" Lucy said, sitting down next to her cousin and wrapping an arm around her shoulders. Lily sniffled loudly and turned, burying her face in Lucy's neck and sobbing loudly.
"Why don't you go talk to him?" Lucy asked quietly.
Lily sat up straight, annoyed.
"Because he hates me! He can't stand me anymore, and it's all my fault! I never should have gotten involved with him and Alyssa! I should have let him be happy with her and stayed out of his life! Don't you understand? He'll never want to talk to me again after this!" she yelled, frustration lacing her voice.
Lucy snorted loudly.
"Are you kidding me? Scamander is so in love with you. It's obvious to everyone but the two of you idiots" Lucy said, shaking her head.
Lily sniffled again.
"Now, go talk to him before I do it for you" Lucy said, standing up and pulling Lily with her.
Lily still looked slightly, hesitant, but nodded her head, a sudden determined look coming over her face.
She turned and stormed away to find Lysander, leaving Lucy alone.
"Oh bloody hell, I hope this works" Lucy whispered, shaking her head slightly and turning around, still shaking her head all the way to the Slytherin common room.