Summary: "Don't cry"; before the game against Bando, Hiruma plans a counter-attack.
Notes: This is a set of 10 one-shots, each revolving around a different "order".
Disclaimer: I don't own Eyeshield 21. Nor do I own the idea of "10 Orders"; that belongs to the Live Journal community of the same name. I have no affiliation with them, and am simply borrowing some of their prompts.
Don't Cry
Hiruma didn't give obvious orders to those he considered intelligent. There weren't many people on that list, and everyone on it at one time or another was removed, however temporarily, because they went momentarily stupid. The most obvious example was when the fucking old man quit football, but the fucking manager was likely going to qualify in a few short moments.
The fucking shrimp had decided to use his own name in this game rather than the nickname he'd been given, and the fucking manager was an idiot when it came to the fucking shrimp, so she would be surprised by the announcement. She'd probably be so disappointed in herself she'd start bawling, because really, she got emotional about the stupidest shit sometimes.
Hiruma really hated giving obvious orders to someone as intelligent as the fucking manager. She wasn't at his level, of course, but she was close. Close enough that it would be too much like patronization to just straight up tell her to not cry. No, this required something a bit subtler, but something that would cause her to take at least a little offense.
Cackling, Hiruma added a couple more bios to be read for the Devil Bats at the game against Bando. He couldn't wait to see the fucking manager's face!