Twilight: Truth or Dare: Episode 6

RATING: T for mild language and violence and whatnot

WARNING: I do not own Twilight… obviously

EMILY: Hello! I just had a sleepover with a friend last night, so I might appear a bit less hyper than usual, meaning I'll be in need of some caffeine, the #1 cure-all. Say, where'd that gofer go? Oh, hey, Seth! Go pick me up a vanilla bean, will'ya?

SETH: Yes Ma'am! *runs off*

EMILY: Okay, now that that's taken care of… We all know the drill by no, so, as I can't think of any more original way to begin until Seth comes back with my vanilla-y goodness, I'll just start reading off the reviews. First is one from Confederatebat:

Hi, loving the story, my truth is for jacob-Have you ever liked Edward in that way and i dare Jasper to Strip down to his boxers. P.S. tell jazz i love him

JACOB: Do you even have to ask? Of course not. I hate Edward, and I always will.

EDWARD: Same. I mean, with you.

EMILY: Oh, I don't know. I'm seen some yaoi artwork that begs to differ…

ARO: You sick child.

EMILY: Hey, I didn't go looking for it! I swear!

JASPER: You love me, huh? *in the middle of pulling down his pants* Well, you certainly have an odd way of showing it…

ALICE: Wow. No hesitation at all.

ROSALIE: That really says something, doesn't it?

Jasper strips down to his boxers and sits back down, feeling very self-conscious.

EMILY: All right, here's one from a Mind the music:

This is soooo good! I dare Alec to lick the floor and for my truth I want to know if Edward knows that right before he called pretending to be Carlisle Bella and Jake were about to kiss!

EMILY: Oh, good! It's about time Alec got involved. And as for the rest of you who haven't done anything yet… don't worry. You're time will come eventually.

ALEC: *spacing out*

CHELSEA: Hey, Alec! Wake up!

ALEC: *snaps back in* Hmmn? What was that?

DEMETRI: You've got a dare. Like the floor.

ALEC: Aw, you've got to be kidding me. What is this, elementary school?

JANE: *rolls eyes* Just do it.

ALEC: *makes an uncomfortable face as he bends over and licks the floor*

EDWARD: …Wait, what did you just say?

JACOB: They asked if you know that Bella and I were about to kiss when you called that one time.

EDWARD: What! Bella, is this true?

BELLA: Oh, so it's perfectly fine for you to kiss Kristen, but the second I'm feeling lonely…

EDWARD: How many times do I have to tell you? It's not like that!

JACOB: Sure it is. You left Bella, I was there, she had feelings for me… After what you pulled, you had it coming.

EDWARD: I can't believe you would do that.

BELLA: Now you know what it feels like.

JACOB: You know, we can always start again where we left off last time?

EDWARD: Don't you dare!
EMILY: Love triangles are so much fun… Oh, here's another one from Eeddwwaarrddiloveya. *reading it to herself quietly* I dare Edward to… taser… Emily… 70… *crumples up the review and shoves it in her pocket* Oh, wow, how weird is that? I can't seem to read this one. Hey, look, here's one from RoseWithThornS!

EDWARD: Wait a minute… what did that last one say?

EMILY: Oh, it's nothing. Some viewer just wanted you to get revenge on me or something like that. No big deal.

EDWARD: Hey, but then—

EMILY: *talking unusually loud*

Ok, this is great. Emily you frighten me. It's wonderful.
So first off, Rosalie you are my favorite! Apparently no one gets you. But don't worry, some one out there likes you besides your husband!
So truth for Esme, if you had to kill one of your children which. (that's so evil I'm aware :D)
And dare... Hmmmm... **plotting evilly** Leah. Please tell in deep detail your feelings for Sam. Thanks.
This is great! Keep writing :)

Seth runs back in just as she finishes and hands the director her vanilla bean.

EMILY: Great! Just in time… *takes a sip* Ah, so much better. All right, take it away Rose.

ROSALIE: Okay, um… thanks?

ESME: Yes, you are evil. How can I even answer that?

EMILY: That's because heroes are always so boring. Being a villain is just a lot more fun.

ESME: Really. There is no way I could ever kill another family member.

JACOB: How about you kill Edward? Let's face it; falling in love with a human? He really is such a disappointment to the family.

EDWARD: Hey!

ESME: That's not true!

EMILY: If you can't answer the question then we'll sit here until you do.

ESME: That's not fair. You know I can't pick one.

ALL: *waiting*

ESME: Stop staring at me! I'm not going to say.

ALICE: Come on. Just say you'll kill me so we can move on.

ESME: But I would never—

ARO: Okay, she'd kill Alice. Next!

ESME: That's not what I—

CARLISLE: Just let it go, dear. It's not like you really have to. Plus, I want this episode to be over so we can take a break.

ESME: But… but…

EMILY: Okay, Leah, you're turn!

LEAH: You really like difficult questions, don't you? To be honest, yes, I still like Sam. Sometimes he pisses me off and I can't stand that he left me for the other Emily, but I know it's not really his fault. Although, sometimes I like to tell myself it is, because that way everything would be a lot easier. So basically I like Sam and want the best for him, but at the same time I hate him with a burning passion. I hope you could follow that.

QUIL: Aww.

LEAH: Oh, shut up!

EMILY: Well, that's all I've got right now, so I guess that's it for today. TTFN – ta ta for now! And keeps sending in those reviews!