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Chapter 4 – of bitches, fights, and opposites attract
Selena was furious with Miley. Since she came, everything had turned from simply perfect to chaos. One of her faithful followers had told her everything that had happened on the day she was absent.
Her dear Nick and the bitch getting partnered together?!
It's not fair!
Miley had gotten herself all the attention from Nick while she didn't, even after trying so hard. Miley had her very own fan club while no one made one for her. She had managed to gain more popularity than her, the most glorious person alive – how is that possible?!
She made her eyes black and now her followers told her she had a detention with Nick??
It's just not fair!
It has always been Miley this, Miley that lately when it should've been Selena this, Selena that!
I have to make her life miserable…that little bitch…
A little sinister grin began to form on her lips as a devious plan already began forming in her mind. Yes, she'll start with fan boys first...
"Ughh…"
Miley, today, grudgingly woke up at the noise outside her room and miraculously not by the beep of her stupid annoying alarm clock. In fact, she was shaken up by something even more stupid than her pet rock(which she had when she was 3, she considered it dead when she was 10). Getting up in a very pissed mode, she checked the time which read 6:30 am in the morning.
'ONLY 6:30 am IN THE MORNING?! WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY SLEEP?!'
Looking out her window with a murderous intent, her eyes widened as she saw her one and only fear: fan boys.
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"Hey Miley!"
"Good morning!"
"It's kind of early but will you please go out with me??"
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Miley hit herself on the head and wondered how in the world they knew where she lived. Did that damn Nick tell them?!
She thought they would start to hate her by now after what she did to them. Well, apparently not.
"Why oh why! God! How could you? I mean thank you for making me outrageously glamorous but that doesn't mean you need to send your army of idiots to me! I never opposed to you! What the hell is wrong with this school?!" She said to herself
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"Ha! Everyone I had a bruise on my stomach that MY MILEY made during dodgeball!"
"Mine is bigger!"
"I shall cherish this bruise as long as I live!"
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Miley just rolled her eyes at their stupidity and did her usual routine trying to ignore her fan boys outside.
"Psh Waffles, I wish I was you… Well actually I don't, but you're life is so much easier than mine!" She said scratching her beloved cat's chin and brought her down to eat breakfast.
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong!
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong!
"ARGHH!! SHUT UP!!"
But her doorbell continued ringing every second after she finished her breakfast and it drove her nuts. Actually CRAZY!
"Aargh I can't stand this anymore!! I'm going to call the police! Better yet THE PEST CONTROL!" Miley screamed in frustration hoping the boys could hear her. Angrily, she ran upstairs and looked out her window again. It was 7:30 and they were still there.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!"
"You!"
' Ok, that was a stupid question.'
"I'm getting her!"
'Ok, THAT was a stupid answer.'
"I will cherish my Miley forever!"
'Ahhhh what to do, what to do!'
Nick rode down the road on his motorcycle like he does everyday. It was 7:45 and he suspected Miley to be walking down the sidewalk like usual. However, she was no where in sight even after he arrived to school.
Where is she?Nick wondered going back to his bike. A lost rival won't do him any good. Twisting the handle, he sped off towards her house to see if everything was alright. If he was lucky, Miley was late today because of bad hair day. When he arrived, his eyebrows furrowed as he saw boys in front of her house and Miley leaning halfway out her window throwing what looked liked...pencils!
"Here's something that you can cherish forever! PENCILS THAT I USED AND TOUCHED!" Miley yelled throwing the pencils as far away as possible. "There are only 15 of them so go quickly and CHERISH THAT AND FINALLY LEAVE ME ALONE!"
The fan boys screamed in excitement and all ran towards the pencils like a pack of hungry dogs and started fighting over them.
Now's my chance! As fast as she can muster, she ran out of her house and locked the door so absolutely nobodycan go in and raid it. "BYEEE WAFFLES!! I TOLD YOU THEY'RE IDIOTS!"
Waffles? Nick echoed in his mind curiously as he watched Miley run past him in a hurry. She seemed to be so caught up with fan boys that she didn't even notice him. 'How nice…'
"Yo Stewart!"
"Nick?!" She gasped, still running with Nick riding relaxingly by her side.
"What'cha doing?"
"What does it look like bastard? I'm running away." She rolled her eyes.
"Want a ride?" Nick smirked in amusement.
Miley bit her lips and thought about the situation. If she rode with the bastard, she can escape from her fan boys… "Fine."
He nodded and slowed down his bike just so Miley could easily hop on. "Heh, now you owe me!"
Miley pushed his head playfully and wrapped her hands around his stomach. "Jerk."
As they arrived, Nick parked his motorcycle and followed Miley to her locker who paused just when she was about to open it. "There better not be anything in my locker when I open it!"
"What makes you think I would actually put something in your locker this time?" Nick grinned innocently.
She raised an eyebrow and swung open her locker finding nothing inside just like he said.
"Miley!"
"Oh no, not again!" She groaned and turned around to see who it was. Did the fan boys catch up to her that fast? No. It turned out that it was Jake carrying a bouquet of flowers.
'Oh my…'
"Miley I've been looking all over for you. I need to tell you something before you decide to go with Nick!" Jake said in a serious tone.
"WHAT?" They exclaimed in unison and grunted mockingly.
"As if." Nick muttered.
"Here, this is for you." Jake smiled giving Miley the flowers while Nick eyed them and pretended to be bored.
"Um...thank you Jake. They're really beautiful."
"Really? Thanks! And here's something I made up while thinking of you." Jake got down his knees and cleared his throat before reciting.
"Miley, Miley, Miley,
For you I would give up my time.
Miley, Miley, Miley,
Will you be mine?"
Miley looked at the blond boy in shock as Nick was trying his very best not to laugh out loud.
"Uh...I...um." She stammered with pink cheeks. She never experienced someone confessing this serious to her before.
"Um…thank you very much Jake, the poem was very…touching I really appreciated it but um...I'm sorry. I still don't know yet…oh look at the time! Nick and I really have to go uh...we promised our teacher to arrive there as soon as we can. Um, thanks again!" Miley quickly gave Jake a big hug and grabbed Nick by the arm who smirked at Jake and willingly let Miley pull him away. He knew Jake was no match for him in anything. Even if they were to fight over Miley, he would obviously win.
Poor Jake just stood there gaping.
As they got to the second floor, Miley sighed audibly and let go of Nick's arm while slowing down her pace.
"Why don't you just say no and reject him right off the bat?" Nick asked.
"I didn't have the heart to and I think Jake is really sweet." She answered.
"Oh? You can throw thousands of dodge balls at people like him but you just can't say no?" Nick teased, putting his arm around Miley jokingly. "So you gonna hit me now for acting like them?"
"No, because unlike some other people, I have a heart." Miley countered, placing her arm around Nick's neck playing along.
"Miley, Miley, Miley..." Nick mimicked mockingly.
"JERK! You're so mean! Okay I admit the poem wasn't exactly the best in the world but it was still really sweet! I never had someone do something like that to me before. I'm touched…except I'm just not interested in him that's all but... maybe I will gradually." Miley laughed truthfully.
'His arm sure feels warm around me…eh? What am I saying? He's still a jerk whereas Jake is a gentleman. Yeah…a gentleman… I guess I'll just look towards Jake instead...'
Nick frowned at her statement as he replayed her reply over and over again in his mind. Maybe I will gradually? Maybe I will gradually?! What's that suppose to mean? Does she have feelings for that thick eyebrow?
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"OH MY GOD! You have gone too far!" A feminine voice suddenly interrupted their thoughts. Nick and Miley quickly let go of each other and turned to see Selena's angry face that was about to explode.
"I-I..." Miley stammered and turned red.
"Selena, we were just joking around!" Nick took over.
"Joking? You never held a girl as long as I can remember whether you're joking of not! And what's with the flowers! Did you give it to her!" Selena cried with tears welling up in her eyes.
"N-No! Jake gave them to me!"
'What! Is that true? Am I really the first girl he had ever held?'
"Whatever! That still doesn't explain why you were so close to him!"
"Chill Selena! We were just joking! And you know why I didn't touch other girls? It's because they're all like you!" Nick snapped angrily.
'Go Nick! Crush that Selena-pig!'
"Aargh! What have you done to my boyfriend!" Selena exploded stomping towards her.
"She didn't do anything! And I'm not your boyfriend for the last time." Nick growled, glaring at Selena.
' He's actually angry…'
"No, you are not my boyfriend, but you are my fiancé!" Selena shouted, obviously hurt.
'Ahhh I can't stand this! I kind of feel sorry for Selena. I am going to SO regret this...'
"I am so sorry Selena, we really didn't mean it! It was really all just a joke! Don't blame Nick because I started it!" Miley apologized shocking Nick. "I promise I'll stay away you're your fiancé in the fu-"
"So it was you! You creep! If you hadn't came here everything would've been NORMAL! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY NICK AWAY FROM ME!"
"Shut up Selena! I was never yours and never will be! If you want to be mad then be mad at yourself! If you really want to know the truth Miley was just taking the blame and it was I who started it! I could never be with someone as annoying, selfish, and arrogant as you retard" Nick hissed.
Everyone from each class across the hall peaked out the door observing the fight. Even some teachers were too but didn't say anything because Nick Jonas was involved in it after all.
"You're lying! I don't know what you did to him, but I swear… your life's going to be a living hell once I'm through!" Selena seethed and stomped away to her classroom.
"Come on, Miley, let's go." Nick muttered quietly. Nick didn't say anything and followed the really pissed Nick. People made way for the pair as they passed and all was silent. Even people as stupid as fan boys knew to stay silent.
The bell finally rang after they got in and Corelli came in notoriously late as usual. "Yo, why is everyone so quiet?"
"..."
He just sighed, knowing perfectly why, for he too had witnessed the fight, just like most others did. "Well class…please turn to page one hundred-six in your textbooks."
When recess came everybody hurried out and without thinking Miley grabbed Nick and went to the rooftop.
"Listen we need to talk."
"..."
"We…shouldn't talk to each other anymore." Miley choked out courageously. As much as she hated to admit it, she had a lot of fun bickering with him and wished it would continue that way.
"Why are you saying this?" Nick asked with a stoic expression.
"Look, it's just that you and Selena are fiancés. Selena is right! I can't just butt in all of the sudden and ruin your relationship." Miley said sadly. "I feel guilty."
"Goddamnit! Not you too…Why do you care if Selena's my fiancé or not? Her relationship with me were no better than before you cam! It wasn't my choice to be her fiancé! It was my parents, not me!" Nick argued angrily.
Miley just looked away and crossed her arms, "Whether or not it's your decision, Selena is still your fiancé and you can't change the fact! It is not my right to be in both of your way!"
"I don't care if Selena is my fiancé or not." He growled hotly.
"You don't but I do!" Without further words Miley left the rooftop.
"Idiot…" Nick hissed in frustration and punched the wall hard feeling no pain.
"Miley!" Demi called out as soon as she saw her pink-haired friend.
"We've been trying to find you everywhere!" Mandy cried.
"Look you guys, I don't want to talk right now." Miley said emotionlessly.
"M-Miley…did something happen between you and Nick?" Ashley asked quietly
"Sort of." She replied coldly looking away. "I'm going home. I feel sick."
"No, Miley wait!" Demi stopped her by the arm.
"What?"
"Listen…we've been thinking a lot and well…" Mandy trailed off.
"Have y-you ever heard of opposite attraction?" Ashley asked straightforwardly.
"No." Miley answered with absolutely no interest at all.
"Opposite attraction is when two totally opposite people who hate each other starts getting attracted to each other." Demi explained.
"So?" Miley stared at them with annoyance. What were they trying to get at?
"Aargh you're so dense Miley! Obviously, we're telling you this because we think you and Nick are going through opposite attraction!" Mandy flailed.
Miley blinked at them with a blank expression.
Really? Is this true? I'm pissed because I just got into a fight with a person I'm attracted to?
"S-So, Miley…go make up with Nick despite whatever things had happened. You might seriously regret it later. We don't want a c-crying Miley at our heels." Ashley said gently.
I should?...but…I still feel guilty about him and Selena…I wonder…how does Nick feel about me?...
During the rest of the day it had been awkward between Nick and Miley. Very awkward. They didn't talk to each other, and Selena…well let's not go there. Finally as school ended, Corelli called both of them up to the front. He was not dense for an adult and noticed something wrong between his two students even if he wasn't there to witness what had happened.
But no matter what, he decided he will play cupid - a handsome handsome cupid so to speak.
In truth he didn't want Nick to end up with Selena. Corelli knew the hardships in Nick's life and cares for Nick like his own son (secretly). Although it was wrong for Nick to treat Selena like dirt, he still had the liberty to choose who to marry. That was his opinion anyway and he was sure a lot of people agree with him.
"Nick and Miley, I need to ask you guys a big favor. Tomorrow morning could you guys help me bring these textbooks to the janitor's closet? I have no need for them and I can't do it by myself because as you can see I am a very old man."
"Tch, you got the old man part right."
Corelli frowned slightly and crossed his arm. Nick was sure a blockhead. Can't he see that he was trying to help him? That brat will pay later…
"Okay, I'll come early." Miley said quietly, not looking at Nick in the eye.
"Psh, this is more like an order than a favor lazy cheat." Nick continued, obviously very gloomy at the moment.
Corelli ignored him and dismissed them. The brats will thank them for sure. Watching them walk separate ways, he pulled out his favourite book with a determined mindset. "They better make up by tomorrow."
Miley arrived to her house and flopped down on her couch as Waffles purred and jumped on the couch to nuzzle her.
Nick is my enemy, I should hate him. I can't be sad over some stupid argument. This was meant to happen! But… Now all my friends think I love him because of this opposite attraction stuff!...that's like saying everyone that hates each other can be couples. Ha! As if…
Inner Miley: But you are starting to like him.
That idiot?
Inner Miley: A very hot idiot that's smart, athletic, and everything you have ever dreamt of. Admit it, you've been daydreaming about meeting a guy like him ever since you saw that cartoon where-
Ok ok, I admit I'mattractedto him…so what? There's nothing I can do since Selena is his fiancée. I can't just tell Nick that I like him? Hell, I'm not even sure about my feelings yet. Aargh I hate this! It hasn't even been a month and I'm going crazy! Feeling awkward around Nick 24/7 for the rest of the year is torture! I can't do this to myself and I can't just let Selena win! That pork won't make my life a living hell… Not if I can help it.
"I'll just treat Nick as a friend or something. At least… a decent enemy/someone/whatever that I can talk to without feeling awkward."Miley made her mind while scratching her kitty's chin.
"Plus I cannot not talk to him forever…" she added quietly.
Nick got home and lied on his soft comfy bed staring at the ceiling. His room was very big with blue walls. There weren't a lot of things in his room except for a wide-screen plasma TV, computer, phone, desk, car/sports posters, pictures, and other stuff. There was also a bathroom, closet, and a porch on the right. (AN: A lot of things in his room to me!)
He cushioned his head with his hands and glared at the ceiling. Stupid Selena… you just HAVE to ruin everything! I bet your even plotting revenge against Miley right now...
"JIN! Come here!" Nick suddenly called his butler.
A middle-aged man clad in a suit came into his room. "You called Young Master?"
"Yeah, you've known me since I was a baby right?"
"Yes sir."
"Well, how did Selena became my fiancée?" Nick asked, sitting up now. Even he couldn't remember how he managed to get a fiancée. For all his life, the only thing that got engraved in his head was that he has one and her name was Selena Gomez. No one ever told him the 'how'.
"Well, it happened before when you were born." Jin recalled. "You're parents were on the verge of losing all their property and they did the only thing they could do. They sought out the Gomez family who happened to be the richest family at the time. They helped your parents gain back their riches because they saw potential in them. At the time, Madam was pregnant with you and by coincidence; Mrs. Gomez was also pregnant, but with a baby girl. Then the Gomez family had this idea of arranging a marriage between you two. Of course, Master and Madam couldn't say no since they helped them regain their wealth. So in the end, they signed a pact and announced that you two were to marry."
"Is their any way to break the marriage?" Nick asked with little hope.
"Hmmm... I'm not sure but you'll figure it out somehow Young Master." Jin bowed and started for the door. "Oh and excuse my rudeness, but I'm looking forward to meeting this young lady of yours."
Nick slightly parted his mouth as his butler went out the door. Was it that obvious that he was interested in someone else? But then again, Jin had known him for years.Damn...
He collapsed on his bed again and continued to glare at the ceiling. I seriously need to break my marriage with Selena…asap.
"Beep"
"Beep"
"Beep"
"Ungh…" Miley groaned as she got up groggily and stumbled over some boxes. Since she and her family had just moved to New Jersey the house was still a mess. Getting ready as fast as she could, she managed to arrive to school 15 minutes earlier then the usual time and saw that Nick had already arrived before her.
"Good morning, Nick and Sir Corelli" She greeted, trying to sound as uninterested as possible.
"Morning." Nick muttered, looking at Corelli who greeted back cheerfully and started to go over to a pile of heavy looking textbooks. The teacher than gave each person 10 books to carry and told them to put it in the janitor's closet downstairs.
The two walked down the hall in silence and since they arrived early, there weren't a lot of students bustling about yet. As they reached the closet, they found that it was small and jam packed with stuff. There were hardly any rooms left for the textbooks at all. What was Corelli thinking?
Nick, ignoring the stuffiness of the closet decided to go in first and opened the dim lights before placing the books on one of the racks. The closet can barely even fit one person. Ignoring this fact too, Miley just stepped half-way in and was about put her bundle next to Nick's when suddenly the door closed.
Damn the wind…They both thought in their minds and looked at each other warily.
Miley, deciding not to make a big deal out of it turned around quietly and tried to open the door. Oooh and guess what? It was locked. By this time, Miley was trying her hardest not to panic. She would rather die than let Nick see her lose her cool. Heck, they were still in a fight!
"Well?" Nick asked impatiently, deciding to break the silence. Miley was taking way too much time to open a stupid door.
"It's locked." Miley informed simply and attempted to step aside as Nick squeezed past to open the door himself. Sure enough it was locked.
"What do we do? Should we scream for help?" She asked, trying to sound as calm as possible.
"No, I'll be deaf by the time we get out. Besides, didn't you notice? This closet is located in the hall that hardly anyone walks by. It'll be useless." Nick replied grimly.
"Well, what do you suppose we do smart guy?" Miley asked angrily. She couldn't believe this! Ok, sure she had made up her mind to treat him as a friend and nothing more. But she never said she was going to get stuck in a closet with him!
"The only thing we can do is wait. Corelli should notice our absence in a while and I don't think he's that stupid to not notice his two students are gone by the time class starts." Nick answered coolly. "Although… he can be stupid at times."
As I said the closet happened to be conveniently small so the distance between Miley and Nick were apparently quite small. And to add on the scene, the dim lights suddenly went out causing Miley to immediately grab for Nick's shirt.
"You scared?" Nick asked, facing her (with his back against the door) and smirked in the dark. Miley cussed inwardly as she felt the cocky smirk on his face and dropped her hand quickly. Thank god it was dark, for she was blushing like no other.
"I'm not scared. I just hate being in the dark." She explained herself hastily and started to feel the walls for the light switch but accidentally tripped over some boxes before falling onto Nick face to face. It was pitch black but Miley could feel her lips touching something soft. As much as she hated to realize, she realized that this soft thing was Nick's lips.
Personally Nick liked this contact of theirs. But as soon as the realization hit Miley, she pulled away her face much to Nick's disappointment and coughed to cover the awkwardness. Nick decided to do her a favor and kept quiet about it. Their little kiss in the dark can be their little secret.
However, Miley's face burned hotly with embarrassment as she tried to get up by frantically grabbing for something solid beside her. Apparently that something was fragile and fell over Miley causing her to press her thin body against Nick's built body even harder. His eyes widened and a tinge of red rose up to his cheeks as he felt the weight of Miley and some other stuff on his body.
"Oww…Sorry. Ugh, I need a therapist." Miley muttered, breathing against his sensitive neck. He had the urge to pull away but controlled himself. He couldn't let Miley find out that he was ticklish.
"You ok? Can you get off?" Nick asked worriedly.
Miley tried getting up but the thing on top wouldn't budge. "N-no I think… I'm stuck or I'm pretty sure the thing that is on top of me that is stuck."
"Ha, you sure it's stuck? Maybe you're just too weak to lift it." Nick joked.
Miley flashed him a look of annoyance in the dark. "Ok, why don't you try to be a gentleman and help me lift it?"
"Ok." He shrugged with a grin and placed his arms around her trying to grab hold of the thing on top of her. By this time, Miley was really thankful that the lights were out. Her whole body felt hot, especially her face and ears. After locating a solid bar, Nick pushed it along with Miley pushing it with her back. After what seemed like an eternity, the thing finally came off and freed both of them.
Miley got up without delay as Nick took his time and felt for the light switch. He flipped it back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, until he sensed Miley getting annoyed by the light flicking.
"The light bulbs burnt out." He suddenly said after 5 minutes of awkward silence(which happened after the light bulb burnt out)
"No kidding." She snapped
He sighed and sat down against the wall between two book stands and saw Miley's outline (his eyes are used to the dark) standing in front of the door near him. She let out a little yelp as Nick grabbed her hand and pulled her down.
"What did you do that for?" Miley demanded angrily, now sitting on Nick's lap.
"Thought you might want to sit down." Came the genuine reply.
"Oh…hmph…" Miley grunted hotly and crossed her arms willing herself not to blush again. And to think all the embarrassing things were over. Silence seems to have crawled up upon them once again and a sense of awkwardness appeared. "So um…so much for your genius plan of waiting for Corelli to realize we're gone."
She said quickly, trying to get rid of the awkwardness. Class was surely starting by now. Stupid teacher…where the hell are you?!
"I didn't think he was that stupid…"
"Psh, we should've screamed for help. Now that class are probably starting, nobody's in the hall way!"
"Hah, so you're thatafraid of the dark huh." Nick teased.
"Shut up and stop smirking, and don't try to lie because I know you are." She snapped.
"You know, I thought you said you won't talk to me anymore." Nick noted smugly still smirking.
"Uh…well- I couldn't help it because you're such a fudging ass!"
"Oh? You sure? Cuz I think you really want to talk to me."
"Me? Talk to you? No way! Don't kid yourself Jonas." Miley hissed, facing him.
"So why are you now?" Nick said cheekily shutting up Miley for a second.
"Stop smirking. It's getting annoying!"
"How do you know I am?" (Still smirking…)
"I know you are and if you don't…"
"If you don't then you'll what?" He challenged.
"I'll tickle you to death!" Miley nodded defiantly.
"Your lousy threat doesn't scare me princess and for your big fat information I'm not ticklish." Nick lied.
"You are so lying Jonas." Miley grinned and before she knew it, she leaned in to where she supposed was his neck and breathed onto it causing him to flinch. "HA! You ARE ticklish!"
"Hell no, you just startled me!" His eyes widened as his hand immediately went up to his neck.
"Don't be a baby Jonas." Miley snickered and started tickling him causing him to flinch every time.
"Stop it. What? You're not ticklish?" He growled pulling her arms away and tickled her making her squirm with laughter. She tried to pull away but couldn't since Nick still had a hold of her wrists.
"S-stop! P-P-Please!"
"You surrender?" Nick asked, pausing for a moment.
"What! No n-never!" Miley declared stubbornly. "I will never surrender to YOU!"
"Well, then I guess that's more tickling for you!" Nick laughed. Miley was also laughing so hard that her stomach hurts. Even after she pushed Nick's hand away, he still managed to tickle her.
However, after a few more minutes Nick finally gave up. "You just won't surrender will you?"
"Never in front of you." Miley caught her breath and sat up still on his lap as silence entered again.
"How long do you think we've been in here?" Miley asked, breaking the silence this time, and lay her head tired on his shoulder. She couldn't help it; she was exhausted from all the carrying and tickling. Nick didn't complain and strange though, both of them didn't blush this time.
"I dunno, that stupid Corelli... Shouldn't have placed too much faith in him." Nick cursed laying his head on her head. What can he say? He was tired too.
"It's weird, the school bell had gone off ages ago and Corelli must've taken the attendance already. By now, he should've noticed our absence already!" Miley said thoughtfully getting a little sleepy. Leaning on Nick's warm muscular body and sitting on his lap with his arms around her was all too much for poor little her. Tired of struggling, she allowed her eyes to droop and barely a minute after, she fell asleep.
"Miley?" Nick called out quietly noticing the silence once more. But this time, he got no response. Hn, she must've fallen asleep. I guess it wouldn't hurt if I sleep for a little while too. Corelli is probably too busy being a pervert to come down any time now. .
Feeling Miley's steady breathing against him, he slowly willed himself to sleep as well.
It's almost lunch time… Hmm… I think I better let them out now. They better be in one piece when I come down. I must say the light bulb burning out was a spectacular idea.Corelli thought cheerfully.
"Sir Corelli!" Selena growled. "Where is my Nick and that thing! If she abducted my dear Nick I will rip her into pieces!"
"Don't worry Selena, she didn't kidnap Nick. I sent them somewhere to help me do a favor." Corelli answered calmly.
"What! Why didn't you ask me to go with him?" Selena exclaimed angrily.
"They were here early and it was urgent so I had to send them!" Corelli lied and watched as Selena vowed to arrive to school early from now on. Whew! Good cover up Handsome! Why thank you Handsome. You're very welcome Handsome. No problem at all Handsome. Corelli praised himself.
"Where are they now?" Selena demanded savagely.
"That's for me to know, now go back to your work! I'm going to check up on them." The teacher giggled and went out the classroom leaving a very angry boar aka Selena.
Corelli took out the keys to the janitor's closet and opened the locked door which he had purposely locked early. As he opened it, he noticed books were scattered everywhere in the dark room and lying against the wall was Nick holding Miley tightly on his lap. Her head was on his shoulder, Nick's head resting on hers. Both of them were currently asleep.
Awww how cute! Score one for Come Come Paradise! I knew the book would come in handy! Thanks God for blessing me with this book. Amen.He prayed silently.
"Wake up sleepy heads! Ohh you naughty naughty children! Ditching class just to have quality time together. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Naughty, naughty, naughty. You should be ashamed of yourself! Look at this mess! What have you naughty children been doing! I am so disappointed!" Corelli scolded acting clueless again and shook both of them awake.
"Wha??...WHAT?!" Both Nick and Miley snapped awake and sprang apart from each other as soon as they saw Corelli. They ears burned and their cheeks started to go red.
"What took you so long?!" Nick asked angrily trying to change the subject.
"It should be the other way around Mr. Jonas!" Corelli shot back.
"Uh…well it wasn't out fault! The closet door locked up on us and we couldn't get out! T-Then the light bulb burnt out too!" Miley retorted. "We got tired of waiting so we err… fell asleep."
Her story didn't seem much but it was the truth!
"Sure…sigh, teenager these days. Always hiding their feelings. Tsk." Corelli shook his head causing both of his students to growl. "It's almost lunch time. I'll call the janitor to clean this place up. He's been grumpy lately, cleaning up all the messes that you've made. He even demanded a raise yesterday!"
"Whatever." Nick muttered while Miley just rolled her eyes and stalked off. At lunch time Miley explained what had happened in the morning excluding the part where they fell asleep and shared their first kiss to her friends while Nick disappeared somewhere. When the bell rang Miley looked beside her noticing that Nick still hasn't come back yet. It wasn't until five minutes later when Nick came in all sweaty and took his seat.
"Why were you late?" she asked curiously.
"Basketball practice during the lunch hour, why? You miss me?" He teased.
"Definitely not!" hissed Miley. "Do you want me to miss you?" She then asked quietly.
"Of course, who wouldn't?" Nick replied casually. Too casual for her liking, she was about to open her mouth to say something but then Corelli came before she had the chance.
"Yo again, for the rest of the afternoon we will be studying media and do a skit on a part of it. This will contribute about 25 percent of your report card so do the skit well! I will put you in groups and assign a director to each group. You will have to listen to the director and have props. I will also give you a topic that you will be performing on. Costumes will be supplied in the auditorium and you will perform there after an hour of rehearsing." He instructed.
Group #1: Miley, Nick, Kevin, and Selena. Topic: Local News, a crime scene. Director: Selena
Group #2: Mandy, Ashley, Oliver, Alex(Selena's friend), and Demi. Topic: World News, terrorist attack. Director: Alex
Group #3:……………(AN: And so on…excuse this lazy author.)
Yes I got paired up with Nick! Hmph, that thing is in our group too! Selena thought. Oh well I'll just make her look real bad cuz I'm the director! Ha, finally something good is going on!
"Okay group! Let's get to it!" directed Selena. Nick rolled his eyes and she ignored it. "Okay, me and Nick will be anchor and forehead girl will be a granny that gets attacked by Kevin who is the criminal."
"What! Selena-pig I'm not going to dress up as an old lady!" Miley exclaimed. Kevin nodded in agreement but kept quiet. "Why don't you?"
"Why do I have to be anchor?" Nick complained.
"Because I'm the director and I said so!" Selena shouted managing to hush the others.
10 minutes later…
Nick cussed as he came out of the change room in a dress suit. Girls screamed in delight but Corelli shushed them. He couldn't believe Miley had forced him to dress up since she was 'feeling sorry for Selena' again. Consider that pig lucky…if Miley hadn't made me dress up, I wouldn't have done so even for this stupid grade…
Selena was dressed up formally too in a tan blouse and skirt, looking very professional while Kevin was dressed up like a punk. Nick envied him and waited for Miley who hasn't come out yet.
"Hurry up forehead girl, everybody is done changing!" Selena yelled eagerly. She couldn't wait to see Miley. Ha! Everybody would die of laughter after they see her!
"PIG! I'M NOT COMING OUT! GRRR…I LOOK SO STUPID!" Miley shouted in the change room looking at herself in the mirror. Indeed she looked old. Old like a mother. Gahh…
"Get out now! Don't make me go in there!" Selena warned.
"Come on, Miley, you won't look that bad." Kevin coaxed.
"You made me dress in a suit, Miley! It's only fair if you come out in yours. Besides, yours can't be as bad as mine!" Nick said matter-of-factly..
"BITE ME!" Miley snapped
"That's it!" Selena growled and whammed herself into the change room and dragged Miley out. She gave them a sour face when they observed her from head to toe. She was wearing a summer dress that was covered in tiny granny flower patterns on it and looked like a young teenage girl in a very ridiculous dress.
"Whoa…." Kevin laughed in shock.
"You look ridiculous." Nick snickered.
"Shut up. See! I am so not going out there!" Miley shouted angrily.
Selena was having fits of giggles and was having the time of her life. "Haha, forehead girl you really look stupider than usual!"
"Aargh! You planned this didn't you pig?!" Miley spat with distaste.
"Hehe, now you know my wrath. Now get on the stage old lady!" Selena commanded evilly, still snickering like a witch.
"I will not get on that stage in this!" Miley said stubbornly.
Nick admired Miley's stubbornness and wits. He really couldn't blame her for not wanting to act in that silly dress. He wouldn't do it himself.
"Oh? I suppose that 25 percent on your report card is worth nothing!" Selena smiled, obviously enjoying this.
"...fine!" Miley huffed angrily and stomped out to the auditorium with people laughing everywhere but quickly stopped as soon as they felt Miley's piercing glares. Kevin and Nick just followed her with big grins while Selena just held her head up high and smirked at her enemy.
"Okay, people let's get started!" Selena commanded.
"Yes, mother." Miley rolled her eyes. .
"What did you say?"
"I said 'yes mother!' Are you deaf?! Don't make me repeat myself again pig!"
"I don't need you to! You just did it on your own frickin will!"
"Thought you needed it!"
"I-"
"Can we just get this over with?" Nick interrupted. The two girls gritted their teeth and shot darting arrows at each other but listened obediently to the Jonas and made no noise.
"Fine, here is what we will do…"
45 minutes later…. (The Skit)
Selena: Good morning, this is Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas reporting breaking news.
Nick: This afternoon at approximately 1:30 pm in the New Jersey downtown east side, a criminal known as the Fox Demon attacked an innocent old lady shopping for lingerie. Specifically, flower adorned panties. (Miley was furious by the way.) Here is a video clip of the event.
Miley: Ahhh! Somebody help me!
Kevin: GIVE ME THAT PUR-
"CUT!" Selena screamed waving her little amplifier cone.
"What now pig?!"
"Forehead girl you don't look helpless enough!" she criticized.
"Come on, this is like the fifth time that we stopped! Miley's already acting well enough!" Kevin said defensively.
"NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" Selena wanted Miley to look more ridiculous than she already is.
"What do you want me to do! Say: OH LET GO OF ME DEAR LAD! YOU'RE HURTING ME OH SO MUCH! I'M JUST A HELPLESS LITTLE GRANNY THAT CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF. OH WOE IS ME! AHHH, I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE NOW! SEE YOUR SORRY BUTT IN HELL!—There is that what you want me to say! Or is that not good enough!" Miley shouted throwing her hands around like a lunatic causing everyone to laugh including Nick and Kevin.
Miley crossed her arm, satisfied with her acting, and looked confidently at Selena.
"YEAH BUT MORE IDIOTIC THEN THAT!" Selena yelled furiously.
"Whatever." Miley shrugged, losing interest in the argument.
"OKAY CLASS! Time to perform!" Corelli announced, clapping his hands.
One by one each group performed. Selena's group eventually got A due to some persuasion. They originally got a B for lack of teamwork. But ah well. They're Corelli's brats after all.
Miley got home early that day and got a snack from the fridge. She needed to do some grocery shopping and clean up the house. There were still boxes everywhere on the first floor. Honestly, after the acting she didn't want to do jack…but sometimes chores are inevitable. Her house really looked like the ruins from World War II.
"I'll clean the first floor today, and then I'll do my homework. Tomorrow I'll clean the second floor, and buy some groceries." Miley told herself. Money wasn't a problem in her household since she was responsible enough to spend it wisely. After cleaning the second floor and finishing up her homework it was already 6 o-Clock. That was when her phone rang and she found that it was Mandy who called.
"Hey Miley!"
"Oh, hey Mandy, sup?"
"Well, you know since its Friday and all, we decided to have a slumber party at Kevin's house. Wanna come?"
"Um…Sure I got nothing to do.
"Great!"
Mandy told Miley where Kevin lived and hung up. Miley then decided to take a shower and packed up her bag. Then she prepared food that would last for two days for her cat.
"There Waffles, you have more than you can eat. Don't get too fat I'm really sorry that I couldn't spend time with you all week but tomorrow I'll stay home and clean the house. After that we'll go grocery shopping together 'kay?" Miley said to her cat as if she was another person, and left.
"Wheee! Miley is coming!" Mandy said excitedly as she hung up the phone before her friend could ask who was coming.
"Good, our plan is working perfectly!" Demi snickered, rubbing her hands together like some evil demon lord.
"B-But we can't make it too obvious though." Ashley said timidly, although excited like the rest.
"LET OPERATION: MATCHMAKER BEGIN!" Kevin yelled, pumping his hands in the air.
Fin
AN:
Thank You for the reviews! Glad you liked it! Thank you to AliasSpyCrazy and nileyfan#1 for being the first and second reviewers! You guys made me wanna post this chap! I was on a roll yesterday! Today im only posting 2 chapters, cuz my sister is like screaming at me right now! "Get up, you're my ride, and I don't want to be late! Just because I didn't pass the 'effin drivers exam and you did, doesn't mean you can treat me this way!" were her exact words. She took like 5 tries, and still she didn't pass! We even paid for 'little' damages she made on the car. Anyway, bye!
PS: Little=Big :D
Originally, this chapter had around 5200 words. After edit, there's around 7200. Man...how did that happen? 0.o
Well, this chapter took me two days to revise. But anyways, corny in some parts and I regretted writing about the talks between Miley and her cat. And writing about Miley falling and kissing Nick was soo overrated. It makes things too unrealistic and well… soap opera-ish even though. This is heavily based on cliché drama and all those crap. Well…ciao! Enjoy hehe.