Chapter 6- of tv bashing, and ending sleepovers

Jaws dropped all the way to hell. Eyes were as wide as watermelons. Expressions were priceless. Feelings began rushing through Nick's body like Kevin having a need to eat. First came anger, then confusion, then jealousy. What the fucking hell! How could she even like that stupid no-good think eyebrows! Argh what did I even do to lose! I swear I'll beat the crap out of that son of a……………

Everybody else except for Miley: Oh no! We failed! Oh my god what is Nick thinking right now! Poor guy…………

"What! How could you like that egolistical jerk?" Nick blurt out, he was so jealous that he could choke Jake to death if he were right beside him. "Yeah Miley! WHY JAKE?" shouted Kevin. "Oh my god, I think I'm going to faint." Cried Demi. "Noooooooo!" Mandy said almost ready to sob. "I-I think I need t-to lie d-down." Panted Ashley.

Suddenly a burst of laughter erupted from Miley. Droplets of tears began in Miley's pretty emerald eyes. "My God! S-Sheesh! You're all so gullible! Hahahaha! Y-you should have s-seen you're face! It was like the f-funniest expression that has ever been put on the face of the earth! Hahaha! Gotcha!"

"Huh? S-so you don't have a crush on Jake?" stuttered Demi recovery from shock and began to laugh sheepishly. "No! Of course not sillies!" said Miley smirking at them. Then all of them started laughing.

"You got us Miley." Admitted Nick. "So who do you really like?" asked Kevin giving her the irresistible puppy eyes. But, it failed. "Not telling suckers! At least for now. You'll find out…when you reach to heaven!" she snickered evilly.

"Aww, anyways now we'll just have to assume that you like Nick then." Said Ashley cheekily. "Assume if you want. I don't care." She said with a shrug.

"I never knew you liked me Miley, now that I assume you do. How nice! I feel so loved!" Nick said sarcastically. "Ha! It's your fault that you feel sooo loved. And what are you talking about? I totally love you-not!" she said sarcastically back. "Meanie!" pouted Nick playfully like a 4-year-old. "Okay, so now it's a draw between Nick and Demi, now what do we do?" asked Ashley.

"Let's play…Strip poker!" suggested Kevin loudly. Before anybody could answer the door bell rang. "Oh, look at the time. Got to go! Tell me all about it on Monday! Bye!" said Demi happily and quickly got her things and left as quick as a flash. "Lucky…" whispered Miley enviously. "So? Are you guys going to play or what?" asked Kevin getting out a deck of cards. "Sure." Replied Nick. "Yeah, me too!" added Mandy. "Miley? Ashley? You playing?"

"Ummm…okay I'll play." Miley said slowly. "No way!" cried Ashley furiously shaking her head and took a step backwards to emphasize what she meant. "Aww! C'mon Ashley, play!" said Kevin practically begging.

"Look, Kevin is obviously being perverted enough to want you to play so play! We'll go easy on each other!" coaxed Mandy. Ashley finally agreed. But first they changed into their pajamas. The rule was: You can't wear any extra clothing, just you're pajamas.

Miley's pajamas just consist of a bra, tank top, a big t-shirt over that, and shorts. Ashley wore pajama pants, shirt, and bra. Mandy wore pajama pants too, but had a tank-top and a sports bra. (Okay I know describing their clothing is kind of sick but I needed to tell you guys so you will know that how much clothes they have taken off in during the game. Again not the sick way! XD) All had underwear on by the way. Nick and Kevin both wore, t-shirt, boxers, and shorts. So it looks like Miley was wearing the most.

Minutes passed, then hours. Mandy was left with her sports bra and pajamas pants. Miley was left with the tank top, bra, and underwear. (Nick tried not to blush) He was still wearing a t-shirt and boxers. Poor Kevin was down to only his boxers since everybody except Ashley decided to pick on him. As for Ashley, she hadn't taken off a piece of clothing off of her. "Ashley! Why didn't you tell us you were so good at poker!" Miley asked. Ashley just shrugged. They started a new round. This time Nick won and Kevin had least number of points.

"Darn! Why is it always me!" He whined. He had just lost again. Which means…Bye bye boxers, hello big ugly butt.

"Heh, its funny loser. You were the one who wanted to play this game and where are you now? Let me answer that for you: Right at the bottom as always!" snickered Nick with a smirk. "I can't look!" Miley hid her face behind Nick's back. "Oh my god I can't believe it!" Mandy grabbed a pillow and buried her face in it. Ashley did the same. Nick covered his eyes with his hands and turned away. "You're disgusting, I can't watch." Tension grew. Kevin stood up with his one and only heart decorated boxers. This is it. Time to reveal. God had left him to die.

"……."

"Ahahahahaha! Fooled yah!" shouted Kevin. Everybody shot their heads up, and saw that Kevin had indeed removed his boxers but underneath it he was wearing underwear. Their sweat dropped. "Ahahahaha!" Kevin kept laughing. "A good player always am prepared!"

"Loser!" Muttered Nick underneath his breath. "What's that bastard? Didn't hear you!" joked Kevin pretending not to hear. "Alright, alright cheater. C'mon lets get going! I want to end this stupid game." Bustled Mandy. Surprisingly Kevin won the next round and Nick lost. He removed his t-shirt. Miley blushed a little.

"Whoohoo! You lost bastard!" shouted Kevin in delight. He had finally beaten him! "Shut up! If I were you I wouldn't be talking since you're such a sore loser that wins once in every million years-- with luck I might add!" Nick shouted back. "Oh look whose talking. If it isn't the guy that just lost! You're going down!" yelled Kevin with great confidence. However luck wasn't with him this time. It was real as Nick and Miley's kiss. Even a player has to lose sometimes. He had no more tricks up his sleeves this time. His face was dark and blank for the first time. Well the second time. The first time was when he ran out of ramen in his house… But no worries. They'll just cover their eyes again-right? Even if they didn't they will be jealous of his all time sexy butt!

"So Kevin, have a thong under those underwear?" asked Nick sarcastically. "For your big fat information. No! But maybe you have one right now since you're so gay!" countered Kevin. "Gay? Ha! If I was I be nowhere as gay as you! I'm sorry but who was the gay lord that suggested to play strip poker in the first place and lost?" He sighed "I feel so sorry for myself having someone as gay as you stickin' their ugly butt out to me because they lost pathetically." Said Nick both coolly and smoothly. The girls twitched their eyebrows in annoyance. The boys are off in a series of insults and comebacks again.

"Are you guys ever going to stop?" asked Miley. "Sure I'll stop. No use talking to this low life all night." Said Nick with a shrug. "Low life? For you big fat information again, you are the low life. I happen to have a high life! The exact opposite bastard. So next time observe and think before you talk!" smirked Kevin proud of his comeback. "You guys sure act like best friends." Miley interrupted sarcastically. They just crossed their arms and looked away in the opposite direction with their head held high. Miley rolled her eyes, and put her t-shirt and shorts back on. The others put back on their clothing too.

"So, now we just basically wasted hours playing strip poker. We don't want to see Kevin fully naked and the vice-versa. So what or WHY did we even bother playing this game anyway?" asked Mandy. "Because this loser here was eager to see somebody else naked but got himself naked instead." Said Nick shaking his head in disappointment. Kevin was going to say something but Ashley quickly stopped the quarrel. "Um, what time is it Kevin?"

"It's…whoa its one-o-clock in the morning!" exclaimed Kevin. "Time sure goes by when you having fun wasting it." Miley pointed out, with a voice full of sarcasm. "I'm going to sleep." Kevin yawned.

Ashley turned off the lights as each of them crawled into their sleeping bag. Only the glow of a night light shone. "Hey you guys, lets play a game I invented!" Kevin said out loud suddenly. He received a whack from Nick. "Loser! I thought you're sleepy!"

"Ow, bastard! Well I don't feel so tired anymore and the game I invented is really fun. It's called Truth or truth! Similar to Truth or dare but you can only choose truth! Haha! Isn't it fun and exciting? Wanna play? Huh? Huh? Huh?" He said receiving another whack from Nick. "Kevin, I'd love to play your game, but I'm tired." Miley muttered. "Fine, its ok if you're tired and don't wanna play, but that doesn't mean you can whack me in the head bastard!" Kevin yelled angrily and hit Nick back. Soon and yet again the boys got into a 'dog fight'. (You know its like a cat fight but instead its boys)

"Kevin, can you please stop?" Ashley pleaded. "Okay, Ashley. Nick this fight is not over yet you got that? I'm only stopping because of Ashley." Ashley blushed at Kevin's sweet words.

"Hmph." And with that Nick turned his back against Kevin and was now facing Miley. In the dim light he could see a pair of ocean eyes stare back at him Neither of them dare to look somewhere else. Both minds instantly switched to the kiss scene and they could feel their faces heat up again. Stop staring! You're making it obvious…

'I'm staring. That stupid handsome drop-dead face. I can't resist!—I knew this would happen. Now that stupid cute gorgeous face is stuck in the middle of my head. Darn, can't get it out. Almost gave away the name of my crush today. Damn, I'm still staring and he's staring back, I wonder if he feels the same way as I do…

Finally Miley tore her gaze from Nick and looked at the ceiling. Just then she noticed that Mandy's sleeping bag was empty. Where did she go? I didn't hear her getting up.Miley peered over Nick who had his eyes closed, and found that Kevin and Ashley were missing too. She began to panic. Where are they? It's as if they disappeared like ghosts…She shuddered and grabbed Nick's sleeves and shook it. "Nick!" she hissed. "Yeah?" He wasn't sleeping; he had just closed his eyes to prevent himself from staring anymore.

"Mandy, Ashley, and Kevin are gone." Whispered Miley sitting up. Nick got up and looked around. They were gone! He got up to his feet and started walking through the hall. Miley tagged close behind quivering. She's quivering. What is she so scared of or is she just cold?Then he mentally slapped himself. Damn, how could I forget! Duh, she's afraid of the dark and ghosts!Nick then grabbed her hand without hesitation and continued walking. Miley was shocked at first but clutched his hand tightly with both hands. It made her feel safer. Nick smiled at this but didn't say anything. Where are they? I swear I didn't hear any sleeping bag rustling when they disappeared.They walked through the kitchen then through the dinning room.

Suddenly Miley jumped and let out a yelp. "Something just touched me!" she exclaimed quietly. "Don't worry, I bet its those bastard's doing." He said trying to comfort her. Miley then jumped again and clutched Nick's arm even tighter. Man she sure can squeeze hard."Something t-touched me again! I-it felt like a hand!" They were upstairs by now and there was a huge mirror that reflected both the bodies of Miley and Nick on the wall. They stared at the mirror looking at their reflection, then out of the blue three green masks popped out of nowhere on the mirror. Miley screamed and flung her arms around Nick's neck. 'Oh my gosh, im going to die!'. Nick was a little bit startled but since, you know he is our fearless strong boy and all, he put an protective arm around Miley's waist and instinctively turned around and punched someone in the face-hard. "Owwww! SHIT!" Cried the victim who got punched square in the face by Nick Jonas. "Miley, it's okay. It's just the stupid loser and the others trying to scare us with their oh-so-scary masks." Said Nick softly at first but he couldn't help throwing some sarcasm in the end. Poor Miley who had her arms tightly around Nick's neck and was whimpering slowly let go of him and saw Mandy and Ashley crouching beside Kevin seeing if he was okay. All three had facial green maskson! Kevin was rolling around the floor moaning about how god was always so cruel to him, what did he do to deserve that punch, and how food would be good right now.

"What do you guys think you're doing?" demanded Nick angrily. "You scared the heck out of me!" Miley informed also very angry. "We were just having some facial treatments while you guys were in your little own love world downstairs. And when you came up we tried greeting you guys but you guys instantly thought we're ghosts or zombies from hell and attacked Kevin! I'm sure glad I'm not him right now." Explained Mandy. Ashley was busily helping Kevin up to his feet. "Kevin? Facial treatment? Oh my god! That's a good one!" Nick and Miley burst out laughing. "Hey! Why can't a guy get a facial treatment? Girls can so why not guys? I'm not born with perfect skin unlike some bastards you knew! And by the way bastard, that punch hurt!"

"Aww, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt a little baby?" faked Nick trying to sound like he cared. "Before you two start fighting again, I'm going to really sleep this time." Interrupted Mandy. The two other girls nodded and followed Mandy downstairs. Seeing that there's no point in fighting the boys tagged behind. "Hehe, scared you didn't I?" snickered Kevin quietly. "Not a chance! It was Miley that was scared!" answered Nick. "So how are the things between you two?" Kevin asked. Nick kept quiet and just shrugged. "Oh come on, admit it, you two obviously like each other!" he teased. "So? And shut up!" hissed Nick. Hehe the plan is working so perfectly. But that punch really did hurt. Sniff, I'm such a good friend. Nobody could even ask for more. Sniff, I'm really such a good friend.Thought Kevin almost to tears because he was so proud of himself. I think I'm so nice that I'm going to cry!

They got to the family room and finally fell asleep starting with Kevin who was snoring loudly one minute later. This time Nick didn't mind him, he was feeling nice. He was really lucky to have friends and the woman that is soon going to be his is closely beside him.

Miley woke up at the sound of the TV. She groggily got up and rubbed her eyes. "You're awake." A voice said. "Huh? Oh morning Nick." She said as she became fully awake by now. "You're hair is a mess." Stated Nick grinning and popped some chips into his mouth. He was eating a bag of potato chips in the morning, sitting on the couch lazily, watching TV. "Shut up." Grumbled Miley and threw her pillow at him. Then she grabbed her bag and went to the washroom. After spending a decade in there she came out fully dressed in a blue t-shirt, black skirt, and white socks. Her hair was pulled back into a neat high ponytail and her face and teeth were fresh and clean. She went into the family room and noticed that Nick was already dressed too with a white t-shirt, blue shorts, and white socks. "Where's everybody?" she asked. "Grocery shopping. They left a note on the kitchen table." Answered Nick still staring at the TV. He was watching the sport's channel.

She went to the kitchen and saw the note. She picked it up and saw different writings on it. It obviously belonged to Mandy and Kevin.

Dear Miley and Nick,

We decided to go grocery shopping for Kevin since he has no sense of taste in varieties of food other than sushi and noodles(AN: Kinda like my brother). We'll come back at around noon. We didn't was to disturb you two so see ya later!(Mandy's writing)

If you get hungry check around the kitchen for food. And my taste buds are FINE!(Kevin's writing)

Mandy, Ashley, Kevin.

Miley checked the watch and it was 9:00 am Saturday. She suddenly became aware that she was hungry so she checked the fridge for food. Cup Noodles was stacked everywhere. She was in no mood for Cup Noodles so she checked the pantry, Cup Noodles. Cup Noodles again!She then opened every cupboard. Cupboard #1: Cup Noodles, Cupboard #2: More Cup Noodles, Cupboard #3: Dishes (finally something different), Cupboard #4: Again more Cup Noodles. The sight of ramen almost drove Miley off to her edge. There was still one last cupboard that had not been opened. She opened it hopelessly and saw that there was a big box labeled 'Emergency Food Supplies.' She got that out and opened it……you guessed it! Cup Noodles. "Ugh." Miley groaned and went back to Nick.

"Does Kevin eat any other kind of food besides ramen and sushi? I swear if I see another cup of ramen I am going to be sick!" said Miley already starting to feel a little bit nauseous. "Nope, that's why I always bring food when I come here." Nick answered indicating to his bag of chips. Then he pulled out another bag of chips and tossed it to Miley. She gave him a bright smile that made his heart pump faster. "Thanks Nick, you're a life saver!"

Miley sat down beside him and watched what he was watching. She got bored a few minutes later. "Can we watch something else?" She asked. "Nothing else good is on." He replied. "You call this good? Boys, I can't understand why you guys are always watching sports channels!"

"Well I can't understand why girls are always watching lovey-dovey stuff!" he shot back. Miley's eye widened. "That is so not true! Sure we like watching those stuff but we don't always watch it!" She defended on behalf of all the girls in the world. "Yeah, yeah, whatever." Nick muttered. "So…" Miley started slyly and grabbed the remote control and switched the channel to Jersey Shore. Nick grabbed it back and changed it back to the sports channel. Soon they abandoned their chips and began fighting over the remote control. 'Click' 'Click' 'Click' 'Buzz' 'Buzz' 'Buzz' (The TV) 'Click' 'Click' 'Click' 'Buzz' 'Buzz' 'Bu--' The TV suddenly shut off by itself. They stopped in their tracks and stared at the blank screen. "Uh oh…" whispered both Miley and Nick.

Miley went over to the TV and clicked the on and off button. When it didn't turn on she banged the top of the TV hoping the signal would go back on like it does in the movies. It didn't work. "Here let me try." Nick said as he walked over to the TV. Much to Miley's horror he raised a leg up. "Nick! Don't DO--" Before Miley could finish her sentence Nick whammed his leg against the TV as hard as he could. The TV gave out a weak life signal and died again. "YOU PERMANENTLY KILLED IT!" Exclaimed Miley. "Nonsense, let me just try that again." Again before Miley could do anything he kicked the TV again harder then the last. There was a big dent on the side of the TV but this time it gave out a longer life signal. 'Beep' 'Buzzzz--' But then it failed to live and died again after that. "Look what you did to the poor TV! Kevin will kill you!" yelled Miley looking pissed off and stared at the poor battered TV. "Hmm…I wonder if I kick it again…" pondered Nick out loud ignoring Miley. "Oh no you don't! Show some respect for it! Even if it is just an object it still HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU KILLED IT! So do it a favor and let it REST IN PEACE!" shouted Miley angrily. "What are we going to do now?"

"I don't know, since you so highly respect it why don't you give it a proper burial outside the lawn and say you're prayers before its buried?" he suggested sarcastically. "Haha, don't make me laugh. Here's an idea, why don't you just kick it some more until it is reduced to rubbles and wait for Kevin to come back finding his TV suddenly transformed to dust!" She suggested back. Her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That would work." Answered Nick. Miley's sweat dropped. "I was just joking!"

"What time is it?" asked Nick. Miley checked her cell phone. "It's 10:30. Why?"

"Okay, good." Nick pulled out his own cell not answering her question and dialed a number. "Jin, order me a Sony, Trinitron TV. 30X28 inches. Deliver it to Kevin's house ASAP. I need it before noon! Bye." Miley looked at him incredulously. "You're ordering a TV?"

"Sure, why not?" he looked at her puzzled. She mentally slapped herself. How could I forget! He's a billionaire! Also one of the reasons why girls like him….

They waited quietly together staring at the blank screen as they finished their chips. Finally the door bell rang. They looked out the door; it was Kevin, Ashley, and Mandy. It was only 11:00! "What should we do?" whispered Miley nervously. "Distract them! Uh, tell them that you want to show them something! Anything!" Nick whispered back. The door bell rang again. Miley opened the door while Nick went to another room calling Jin to speed up. "HI! You're back!" she said in a fake tone. "How were you guys?" asked Ashley. "Oh, we're good. Hope you got other food besides ramen!" replied Miley. "Yeah we did, we'll just drop this at the kitchen." The three went to the kitchen. "Uh, I need to go to the washroom. I'll meet you at the kitchen. And don't move! Because uh, Kevin's house is big and if you go somewhere I won't be able to find you guys so yeah. I have something to show you guys after!" Then as quick as a lightning bolt Miley was gone. "Weird." Commented Mandy. "Hey, where's Nick?" asked Kevin.

"Nick, when are they coming?" whispered Miley as soon she found him. "Soon, just hold them off a little longer. I'm going to help my butler carry it so whatever you do don't let them go into the family room!" He explained quietly. Miley nodded and went back to the others.

"I'm back! C'mon the thing I'm going to show you is outside!" cried Miley quickly trying to think of something. "Okay…" said Ashley unsurely. They went outside and Miley quickly scanned around, then something caught her eye. "Look you guys." She cried sounding very happy as she picked up a rock with a little bumpy design on it that looked like a fossilized tree. "Cool!" commented Mandy as she observed the rock. "Do you think it's real?" asked Ashley. "We're rich! We're rich! We're going to sell it to the museum and be rich!" cried Kevin. Their sweat dropped. "We're not even sure if it's real yet!" Mandy pointed out.

'That was close. Thank God! Okay just keep talking while Nick replace the TV with a new one.'

"So? It may be real! I get 50 profit since it was on my land!" Kevin shouted. "Whatever, let's go in and watch TV! 'That 70's Show' is on! Let's go!" said Mandy and bustled everyone in before they could say anything. They were approaching the family room fast. Miley caught a glimpse of Nick and a really tall guy that looks like a butler carrying a new TV quietly down the other hall. Luckily the others didn't see him. Oh no I have to think of something! Closer, closer, closer……

"Oh my god, look at that! What is that?" exclaimed Miley suddenly and jerked her friends over to look at something. The broken TV was right behind them. She looked past her shoulders and saw Nick and his butler had placed down the TV and were lifting up the old one.

"Miley that's a vase." Mandy answered blankly. "Wow, I never seen a vase like that!" she pretended to marvel. The vase was actually quite ugly and misshaped. "Um, Miley I made that." Kevin stated, checking to see if Miley was okay. "Anyways let's watch!" said Mandy. They all turned around and Miley shut her eyes afraid to see everyone's expression when they saw Nick and his butler sneaking away an also misshaped TV.

"Miley, why are you shutting your eyes?" asked Ashley.

"Huh?" Miley opened her eyes and looked. A new identical TV was sitting in the place of the old one.

"Whew, I mean oh nothing. Something got caught in my eye." She said quickly.

"Yo, everybody." Greeted Nick as he came in.

"Hey!" they chorused.

So then for the rest of the afternoon they ate lunch and watched TV, until it was time to go. "Thanks Kevin! Had a great time! See yah!" bid Miley and went to Nick who was waiting for her. He had offered her a ride home. "No problem! See ya!"

"Didn't think you were going to make it." Said Miley truthfully as they arrived to her house.

"I can do anything." Boasted Nick. "Yeah, yeah!" replied Miley rolling her eyes. "Well, see you later!" And with that Nick rode off. "Well I better go in." sighed Miley, she was already starting to feel bored. "Waffles! I'm home!"

Had to finish that hastily. Its kind of a filler chapter, I think? So, Kevin is heavily based on my weird brother. I'll describe my brother in words:

[likes]

Sushi

Ramen (Cup Noodles)

Orange (Weird!)

Facial treatment (Saw him once having it, Eww!)

[hates]

Me (I think?)

Mandy [my sister] Mandy's not based on her (I think?)

Emma [my sister] (I think?)

Girls (We [mandy, emma, my 'rents and me] think he's asexual, lol)

Real food

School

Anyway, im gonna give you a little preview, without giving out much info.

Review!

Preview:

Miley. Nick. Waffles('member her? The cat Miley talks to…). Mansion. Selena.

Haha! Wasn't much but I didn't want to give out too much.

Again Review!