THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK

Hey again!

Do you need instructions on how to get through those seven rocket hotels with your favourite lagobuddies?

...No? Well tough ship, Pikachu's here to help ya through 'em anyway, whether you like it or not. Have fun! =D

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"*Monotonous voice* The object of the fanfiction is to read about me and Buneary as we close all the doors. You have to help us explore each hotel stage by n-opening and closing doors, *takes deep breath* looking for hidden treasures and clues, to solve the pruzzels. Be sure to explore, we'll be able to find ALLLLL sorts of hidden surprises.

Use the arrow keys to move us up, and down the page. Push Go when next to an 'Add story to favourites', to enter it. When we're in a favourites list or review window, we can hide from most of the bad guys [*Coughmoderatorscough*]! If you move us to a 'Next' button, we'll automatically move to the next chapter. If you want us to go back, just press button 'Prev'. Hold 'Close', to move us out of the fanfiction [Note: You lose points if you do this].

You can make us jump by pressing 'Review'. Wii...

The longer you type words in the review page, the higher we jump. Look at that, we should have gone to the Olympics...

Use your ability to read to make us open and close the doors. When we've closed all the doors, we'll move onto the next paragraph. Complete all the paragraphs of a chapter, and you'll see a pointless textscene of me and my handsome self-proclaimed love-interest, Buneary, telling you what to-"

"W-wait a minute, did you just call me handsome?" asked Buneary suddenly, who, up until this point, hadn't really contributed anything to the chapter.

Pikachu couldn't help but bashfully scratch the back of his head after realising this, blushing all the while. "Well... Heh, yeah I guess I did, didn't I?"

Buneary cupped her hands together and stared lovingly into Pikachu's eyes. "...Oh my goodness, Pikachu, that's..."

"...Yes Buneary?" asked Pikachu, looking happier and happier by the minute as Buneary tried to find words to say.

"That's... FRIGGING STUPID! Oh for Arceus' sake, I'm a f*bleep*ing GIRL, not some man guy! I mean honestly, when was the last time you've ever heard of a handsome woman?"

Pikachu dropped his sunny look, and put his hands on his hips while looking as irritated as hell, "Well excUUUUUUUUUUUse me, Princess! Also, great job on ruining the heartwarming moment there, ya n00b!"

"Yeah? Well f*bleep*k YOU, and you GOTTA HEL-"

"No, f*bleep*k YOU Gay Buneary!"

"GOTTA HEL-"

"Gay Buneary!"

"GOTTA HEL-"

"Gay Buneary!"

"GOTTA HEL-"

"Gay Buneary!"

{{{One month later}}}

"GOTTA HEL-"

"Gay Buneary!"

"GOTTA HEL-"

"Gay Buneary ![etc]"

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Errr, alright, that's enough of that wonderfully constructed romantic scene. =S

Anyways, are you ready to make your way through those seven rocket hotels? Then let's go! =D

...And no, Pikachu cannot perform the duckwalk, so don't ask.

(btw, before you ask what kind of drugs I was on while making this, look for Hotel Mario: Hidden Help scene on Youtube. It's lulsy beyond belief!)