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Chapter 7 – of cleaning, shopping, and chasing waffles
"Waffles, I'm home!" called out Miley. She could hear Waffles's collar bell ringing as she skittered to her master and jumped on her shoulders. "Oh you gotten heavier, that's it now you are really officially on a diet! Look at this mess! Stupid cat, better start cleaning now."
She cleaned the whole house from the top to the bottom again, and she was covered in dust. "Whew, finally done! I'm covered in dust, and so are you Waffles! You know what that means….BATH TIME! Hehe, don't look at my like that it's your fault that you made the house dirty! After we get cleaned we'll go grocery shopping together!" Hearing the word 'bath', Waffles ran away to hide. Miley just chuckled and went to take a bath first. It had started raining outside when she was done and dressed up with a green tee, and a simple blue skirt. "Waffles, bath time!" called out Miley as she put on an apron. Washing a cat can be pretty messy. She found her under the couch hissing, but Miley knew how to handle her. Soon an over fluffed, black, pissed, fur ball was sitting on the kitchen counter. Her master gently stroked her and her anger soon melted away and began to purr in delight. "Okay now we're done, let's go!" announced Miley placing Waffles on her shoulders, grabbed the umbrella, and put on her high heeled sandals.
They walked in the rain, with Waffles huddling around Miley's neck as close as possible under the protection of the umbrella. Just as Miley reached the entrance of the market Waffles suddenly jumped off and ran away in the rain. "Waffles! What are you doing!" yelled Miley franticly and raced after her cat. She followed her and came upon a mansion. The gate was open. Waffles must've ran inside. "Waffles!" Miley whispered loudly, slowly walking in the front yard of the mansion. Even though it was raining the garden was still extraordinary beautiful. Miley marveled at the flowers for a few minutes but remembered why she was really here when she saw a flash of orange and black. "Waffles, you stupid cat! Argh, don't climb up that tree! Noooo, what's the matter with you? It's raining and I thought you hated the water. Get back down before somebody sees-" Miley was being cut off by a familiar voice behind her. "You know, it's rude to trespass other people's properties."
Miley swiftly turned around and began to apologize. "Really sor—Nick! What are you doing here?"
"I dunno, maybe because here is my home!" he said sarcastically. He was drenched in the rain and he wasn't carrying an umbrella.
"You live here? Well, I'll leave as soon as I get my cat, and you better get inside or you'll get a cold." She said worriedly.
"Aww, you do like me, to care for me. In fact I bet you knew where I lived and you're just using the runaway cat as an excuse to see me!" teased Nick.
"What! No way! I-I just thought you might be cold that's all! A-And I'm not using any excuse to see you! I didn't even know you live here! And I really do have a runaway cat for your information and she is up in this tree of yours!" Miley said angrily.
"I didn't know you had a cat. And I can't see her from here. What's her name anyway?" he asked.
"Waffles." She answered. Ohh, so Waffles is the name of her cat. I heard her shouting that name before.
"Can you help me get her down?" asked Miley almost pleadingly. She noticed that Nick had put on his infamous cheeky/sly expression.
"Sure, I'll help you! But after, want to come in?" he asked smoothly.
Inside Miley's head: Yeah I do! Hell yeah!
"Um, no thanks. I-I've got a lot of things that I still need to do." Stammered Miley, blushing.
"Oh? Is that so." Said Nick while he climbed up the tree with ease and saw Miley's cat.
"Whoa, what kind of a cat is she?" Waffles was sitting on the end of the branch patiently ignoring the human beings.
"I don't know. I adopted her before I moved here. I thought she was gorgeous and wondered why nobody wanted her so I pleaded my mom and took her in." She explained.
"Well she is definitely unique. I never have seen an orange, black cat." Admitted Nick, as she slowly approached the cat. "So, what kind of things do you need to do that is going to make your day so busy?"
"You know its rude poking into other people's business." Scolded Miley.
"So? It's rude trespassing." He scolded back cheekily. That shut Miley up. Nick reached for Waffles, but she backed away.
"You're scaring her!" shouted Miley worriedly.
"I'm sorry, but if I had scared her then what did you do to make her runaway?" he asked sarcastically. Miley cursed him in her mind.
"I dunno, I was going to take her grocery shopping just like old times but then she suddenly ran away. She never did that before. So now you see why I'm busy for the rest of the day, cuz I need to go shopping!"
"You take you cat to go grocery shopping!" he repeated incredulously.
"Yeah, you god a problem with that?" demanded Miley.
"And now the stores are probably closing! Can you please get my cat down? It's raining and I'm cold!"
"Stop being so fussy!" Nick lunged at Waffles with his 2 hands but the cat jumped off and raced through the crack of the mansion's front door. Somebody had just opened it and was quite startled. It was Jin the butler.
"Young master! What in the heavens name was that!" he cried.
"That, was Miley's cat." Answered Nick jumping down. "You coming in?" he asked looking past his shoulder with an awfully cute face.
"Does it look like I have a choice?" she said sarcastically trying to ignore his handsome face and followed him.
"Good evening miss; it's a pleasure to finally meet you! Please do come in, and young master! You're soaked?" Greeted Jin politely. Finally meet me?
Miley bowed. "Hi, I'm Miley Stewart. Really sorry about my cat, Waffles. I don't know what's gotten into her."
"Oh, no need to bow down to me Miss Stewart and let me take that." Replied Jin humbly and took Miley's umbrella as they went in. The mansion was huge and elegant.
Inside Miley's head: Whoa! Hell yeah. This place is the bomb! I can't believe I'm in Nick's house!...
"Oi! This cat just appeared in the kitchen out of nowhere! Look at its fur! What a beautiful cat!" a women's voice rang out.
"This is Milly, our cook," introduced Nick as a plump cheery person appeared holding Waffles. There was a piece of fish in her mouth.
"I bet Miss Stewart's cat smelled your fish and ran away from her master to get it." Said Jin chuckling.
"I'm so sorry, if she is a bother." Apologized Miley as she took Waffles from Milly's arms.
"Don't apologize. So you're Miss Stewart, what a fine young lady in I have to say so myself Mr. Jonas!" declared Milly inspecting her from top to bottom and winked at Nick who crossed his arm and rolled his eyes, Miley just gaped.
"Well, we have plenty of fish! I don't mind feeding this cute kitty in the future, if you know what I mean!" cried Milly.
Miley looked very confused. "Thank you miss…."
"Anyways she's staying for dinner; I'm going to take a shower." Informed Nick.
"But I'm not…" Miley started to protest but Nick had already walked off. "Oh, come on don't be shy! I can tell you this, once Mr. Jonas decides on something he won't change his mind!" exclaimed Milly happily.
Miley laughed nervously. "Um well if that's the case, then I'll help you in the kitchen if it's okay with you." She offered.
"Haha, Jin! Look at this girl! Mr. Jonas sure had outdone himself this time!" clapped Milly.
"Yes, young master sure have a good taste." Agreed Jin.
"Huh?" Miley stared at Nick's servants blankly. They just quickly shook their heads and Milly led her to the kitchen that was three times bigger than her own. "Wow, this mansion sure is big not to mention beautiful." Miley commented.
"Yes, Mr. Jonas's parents are millionaires." Said Milly as they both started to was the vegetables in the sink. "So what can you cook?"
"Um I can cook anything that's not too fancy." Replied Miley.
"Okay, let's have spaghetti, mash potato, salad, steak….." Milly blabbed on and on.
"I-I'll cook the spaghetti."
"Splendid, I'll cook the rest!" said Milly excitedly.
For the next ten minutes Miley had cooked platters full of spaghetti and its sweet aroma filled the air.
"Mmhmm! Miss Stewart, you sure can cook!" cried the cook.
"Oh it's nothing. I eat spaghetti all the time so I know how to cook it. But if you ask me to cook something else I might not be able to. And please just call me Miley. Miss. Stewart is just way too formal." Said Miley modestly.
Milly just snorted. "Rubbish, don't be modest. Its not my rank to call you by your first name! I insist Miss Stewart!" she argued. "Besides, soon you'll even be my mistress one day and I'm glad for it!" she then added quietly.
"P-pardon?" stuttered Miley but Milly just shook her head again.
"Milly, can I ask you a question?" Miley asked suddenly.
"Shoot." Answered Milly without hesitation.
"Where's Nick's parents?" she asked.
"They're in the US working and running companies with the Gomez's. Poor Mr. Jonas. You know when he was little he use to be all laughs, such a sweet child. He still is deep down, he just doesn't show it. Mr. Jonas's brother, Zac, is helping their parents run some companies too. So basically it's only just us, Mr. Jonas, and some maids. Occasionally there's Miss Gomez but I hope Mr. Jonas would marry somebody that he really want.
"You see the master wanted his and the Gomez's companies to keep on going in the future and made their children's fiancés. Miss Gomez has no problem with it because she just sees Mr. Jonas as a smart handsome boy, but Mr. Jonas on the other hand knows what Miss Gomez is really like so he doesn't want to marry her. I know it's never fun to be forced to marry someone you don't love, and on top of all that having all your family members living somewhere else leaving you in a cold empty mansion. Even the mistress agrees and wants Mr. Jonas to marry the person he wants but no matter how much she protests to the Master he will not change his mind.
"Mr. Jonas, had lost so many things and a part of his happy soul. That's where problems in school began, I'm sure you've seen it or even surpassed it, and we're really sorry to the others that had dropped out. The master and the mistress still have control over Mr. Jonas's studies-that's good but they couldn't keep up with his social life. He is supposed to inherit 50 of the family fortune and business. Yep that's about it." Finished Milly. Miley felt sorry for Nick.
"There, the food is ready. I'll call Jin to bring it to the dinning room. Would you be so kind to call Mr. Jonas down for me? His room is down the hall, up the stairs, and to the right. You'll see a blue door with a silver doorknob- other doorknobs are gold so you won't miss it." Milly asked politely. Miley agreed and went.
"Okay up the stairs, to the right, blue door with silver doorknob. Oh, there it is!" Miley said to herself. Sigh, such a sad life, poor Nick. Miley knocked on the door and waited. "Come in." came the reply. She opened it, and her mouth to say something instead a scream erupted as a giant yellow thing leaped onto her.
"She saw it." Stated Milly simply.
"Let's just hope she could cope with him in the future as she will to young master." Replied Jin grinning widely.
Miley's face and hand was covered with dog slobber.
"Come here boy!" laughed Nick. The dog got off and went to his master's side.
"What…the…hell?" panted Miley getting off the floor shaking her hand to get the dog saliva off.
"The washroom is over there, sorry about that." Apologized Nick.
Miley went to the washroom to wash her face and hand. The bathroom was almost as big as Miley's room! It looked nice for a bathroom. As she came out she surveyed Nick's room. For a boy's room it's big and clean. Miley was in awe as she saw his room then she looked at Nick and his huge golden retriever. "You have a dog! Why didn't you tell me!"
Nick just shrugged and patted his dog on the head. "You never asked. This is Elvis. I had him since I was eleven, so he's pretty old but still as active as a puppy."
"Aww, he is so cute!" Miley bent down to scratch Elvis behind the ear and ended up receiving a lick. She giggled.
"Glad you like him, and he likes you too. Pretty rare for somebody who owns a cat." Nick commented, grinning.
"Yeah, well even if I'm covered in cat scent I'm good with animals."
"I remember when he and I were little he use to follow me around like my shadow." said Nick.
"Ah, so it's a bond thing. I guess we do have some things in common after all." She said happily. "But let's see if Waffles and Elvis have some things in common." She then added.
Nick laughed. "We better going, I take it that you came here to tell me that the food is ready." Nick guessed. Miley nodded and Nick signaled Elvis to follow them.
"Wow, you're room and your house is so awesome!" Miley breathed.
"You think? I think its okay." Nick answered. Miley rolled her eyes.
"Well, no duh! You live here so I guess its normal for you. People like me don't get to go to these kinds of places everyday."
"Hn, can I ask a question?" Nick said suddenly and became serious.
"You already are." Miley pointed out making Nick laugh a little again.
"You know what I mean."
"Yeah sure, what is it?" inquired Miley.
"Why do you like me? Is it because of my looks? Wealth?" he asked daringly.
"Eh?" Miley was taken aback and blushed.
"Oh c'mon, I know you do! Tell me why!" teased Nick as he slung an arm around her smoothly as always. Elvis barked in anticipation as if to know what's going on.
"Okay first of all, how do you know that I like you and second even if I did why would I tell you?" Miley retorted. The tension had sort of lifted.
"Secretive huh? You're no fun." Nick pouted.
"Whatever." Miley muttered and started to run for the dining room with Elvis right behind her. (She knows where the dining room is)
"Hey wait up! Is this a challenge?" called Nick starting to run.
"You bet!" Miley called back, over her shoulders. A minute passed, Miley and Elvis arrived to the dining room.
"Hell yeah! Elvis, we won!" Miley hugged the dog.
"Are you sure about that?" Nick questioned, as he coolly leaned on against the door.
"Hey, no fair! Did you take a short cut or something?" Miley demanded.
"That's for me to know and you to find out." He said mysteriously.
"Okay, the food is here!" called out Milly. Maids started carrying out the food and placed it on the table. Waffles came out too but as soon as she saw Elvis she quickly jumped on Miley's shoulders. Elvis came over and barked.
"Waffles, this is Elvis. Be nice." Miley ordered and scratched her chin. Milly placed down two bowls beside each other on the floor, one with fish the other with canned chicken. Waffles ignored Elvis and leaped towards the fish. Elvis followed her and started munching on the chicken. Everyone laughed.
"Well, they do have some things in common: food! They are so intent on eating, that they forgot to be natural sworn enemies!" Nick laughed. They nodded, and Miley and Nick sat down as the other servants went away except for Milly. The maids had their plates filled with food so they don't need to fill their plates.
"Hey Mr. Jonas, did you know that Miss Stewart cooked the spaghetti?" said Milly mischievously then left too.
"You cook!" Nick echoed the cook part.
Miley pretended to be insulted. "No duh! How did you think I feed myself? Yes Nick, I cook."
"Uh, well how am I suppose to know?" he said sheepishly and took a bit of spaghetti. It was pretty good. Miley ate her spaghetti too. Just as she was onto her mash potato Elvis suddenly barked and began chasing Waffles. Waffles, of course ran towards her master with Elvis tailing behind the wham! Both animals jump onto Miley who was holding a plate full of mash potatoes. The contents on the plate flew across the dining table and…..splat. Miley fell off her chair and the animals ran to the other rooms.
"Oww!" groaned Miley she got rubbing her bum, and then she saw Nick and her empty plate. She bit her lips to suppress her laughter. His head was covered in mash potatoes and he looked shocked.
"Hahaha, Nick you look so f-funny and ri- ridiculous! Haha-" Miley gasped as she got dumped in the head with a bowl of spaghetti. Now it was Nick's turn to laugh.
"Right back at yeah! Now you look funny and ridiculous!"
"NICHOLAS JONAS!" Miley yelled turning to him beside her. Nick just laughed louder seeing her face smeared with tomato sauce and strings of noodles hanging on her head.
"Fine, just keep on laughing let's see if you'll laugh at this!" She said evilly, grabbed the shepherd's pie and hit it against Nick's face. The pie slid off, and Nick coughed choking on pie and mash potatoes.(ewww)
"Oh, so now you're challenging me again!" He quickly took the bowl of salad, grabbed a fist full and threw it at her. Soon a food fight had started.
"OH MY GOODNESS!" gasped Milly and Jin as they came in and saw two teens covered in food, laughing their heads off, and were throwing food at each other. The dining room was a mess. One had spaghetti all over her and was throwing bread and peas. The other one was throwing salad and the remaining of mash potatoes.
"Ahhh!" cried Nick's servants as they ducked from the flying peas and salad.
"Now you stop-" Jin started but was hit square in the face with a pie. Milly laughed but got hit with a piece of steak in the face too. The animals came in, loving the event that was going on and was catching the flying food in their mouths.
Slowly, bit by bit the two food fighting soldiers began running out of ammo. "Okay, that's it I ran out." Informed Miley.
"Me too." Nick agreed then they saw poor innocent servants crouching down beside them covered in food.
"Uh oh…" whispered Miley.
"Are you guys done?" asked Milly. They nodded silently then unable to control themselves they burst out laughing.
"Teenagers these days." Sighed Jin.
After they calmed down Miley looked at herself. "Look at what you done! Now I have to take a second shower for today!"
"Same here!" Nick began picking pie crusts out of his hair.
"What time is it?" asked Miley.
"It's exactly 9:30 pm." Replied Jin brushing off spaghetti noodles, "May I suggest Miss Stewart to spend the night since its pouring and dark outside?" asked Milly.
"Sure." Nick approved.
"What!" exclaimed Miley.
"It's no problem. Anyways Milly is right, it's pouring outside plus it's dark."
"How about clothes?" Miley asked.
"Hm…well you can't wear Mistress's clothes since you're too thin. I know you can just wear a maid's t-shirt and shorts if it's okay with you Miss Stewart." Suggest Milly again.
"Um…Okay, thanks." Miley thanked them and was being led away by Milly.
"Here is the guest room. You'll find everything that you'll need in here, and the clothes will be on your bed."
"Isn't this the same hall as Nick's?" she asked. Milly nodded, then left.
'Wow even for a guest room this room is pretty awesome. Cool, hell yeah! I'm in Nick's house and spending the night in his mansion!'
"Oh, Nicky-bear!" a feminine voice rang out.
"Good evening, Miss Gomez." Greeted Jin who is wearing a new suit.
"Hello Jin, oh did Nicky-bear get a new kitty? She is so cute! Wow what kind is she? Ha, when I marry Nicky-bear we will have a happy family with Elvis and this cute cat. I can already picture it now. Where is Nicky-bear anyway?" she asked.
"Right here. What do you want Selena?" Nick asked rudely.
"OH! Nicky-bear there you are!" She yelled and hugged him.
"Get off of me, Selena!" Nick said loudly and picked up Waffles.
"Nicky-bear, where did you get that cute cat? We'll have so much fun together playing with it." Selena said brightly. Waffles was shrinking away from her.
"She isn't mine. And we are not going to have fun playing together." Nick said in a low voice.
Selena ignored him. "Whose is it then? Did you find it or what?"
"Waffles!" Miley's voice called out.
"Nick, she ran away from me AGAIN!" Selena's jaws dropped to the ground as she saw Miley walking downstairs with a towel around her shoulders. Her hair is wet and she is wearing a plain white tee and shorts. Miley jumped back and stumbled on the stairs when she saw Selena.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Miley and Selena said in unison.
"Selena-pig," "Loser Girl-" They simultaneously said.
"Well since I'M Nicky-bear's fiancée I can come to spend the night here whenever I want." Boasted Selena. Miley just rolled her eyes, as if Selena-pig wouldn't let her forget that she is Nick's fiancé.
"Miley, is staying for the night because I asked her to. And this cat, Waffles, belongs to her." Answered Nick.
"But, but….Nicky-bear! Its best not stay around people like her!" whined Selena.
"Selena I can hang out with anybody I want!" Nick growled.
"Here, Miss Gomez let me help you to your room." Offered Jin.
"No thanks, but you can take this to my room." Selena said arrogantly. Jin bowed nervously and took her bag.
"C'mon Nicky-bear let's go watch a movie!" Selena said in a babyish tone.
"We already did yesterday, and I don't want to now. Come Miley I still haven't shown you around my house. Let's go." Said Nick and pulled Miley down the hall. Selena shook with fury. Normally it would've been the master of the house to be the host, but Selena took over the job and started talking about which room is which, bragging how she know Nick's mansion better than Miley.
"Okay, and finally my dear Nicky-bear's room and the room beside it's my room!" blabbed Selena.
Nick grumbled.
"That's nice to know Selena-pig, but I think I'll go to sleep now. I listened to two hours of nonstop information about rooms and more rooms. My ears are getting tired of all the things about a room so good night Nick and Selena-pig, me and Waffles are going to go to sleep!" Miley said out loud, pissing off Selena.
Nick silently cheered for her.
"Hey where's that naughty cat anyway. Argh, she ran away again! Elvis better not do anything to her!" said Miley looking under her bed.
"Ha, what do you know Forehead Girl, you're cat hates you!" mocked Selena.
"Shut up, my cat doesn't hate me. Even if she did I bet she wouldn't hate me as much as she hates you!" she mocked back.
"Miley, come here look!" called Nick. They went to his room and saw Elvis and Waffles sleeping together by Nick's bed.
"Awww, how cute! To think that this afternoon they were chasing each other and now they made peace! Hey Nick, this is just a temporally truce you got that!" Miley whispered.
Nick smirked, "Of course, how could I forget. Oh, and I'll leave my door open so in case if Waffles wakes up and wants to go to you she can go out."
Miley thanked him and smiled gratefully. Selena got impatient, it seems like Miley and Nick is in their own little world while she is being left out.
"Well I'm going to sleep, ciao." Bid Miley and left. Nick immediately pushed Selena out of his room and went to sleep. Selena fumed and stormed to her posh bedroom and went to her beauty sleep. On Monday I'll get you Loser Girl…
Miley shifted her body a little when she felt something snuggle against her neck. Waffles…She put her hand around the cat and went back to sleep, she always loved cuddling with Waffles or a stuff animal when she sleeps. …What the… hell…this…is…not…Waffles…OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK IS BESIDE ME? Miley began to gain conscience, then she felt something draped heavily across her belly. She slowly opened her eyes and peered down the thing that is snuggling against her neck: Nick.
"Ahhhhh!" a scream erupted from the room. "What are you doing here!" cried Miley almost falling off the bed but somebody which is Nick caught her and pulled her in, so that she was sitting closely right beside him on a bed.
"Uh…I think it should be the other way around Miley." Informed Nick tiredly rubbing his eyes like a child. In Miley's opinion he looked cute and hot with his raven messy hair, but now is not the time to think of those things, her face went blank.
"What…am…I….doing…here?" she asked herself, confused.
"Heh, didn't know you sleepwalk." Nick smirked. Miley began to turn red.
"I don't-It's not—it's not possible! I had never sleepwalked in my life!" she stuttered.
"Oh, so I guess you just walked in here in the middle of the night looking for somebody to cuddle with." Nick teased, still smirking.
"NO! That's not it….argh! I really don't have a clue why I was suddenly on your bed sleeping with you!" Miley said defensively.
"Chill out Miley, it's not that bad actually. Bet you liked it!" Nick teased even more. Before Miley can answer him a loud knock came from the door.
"Oh, Nicky-bear I thought I heard somebody screaming, are you alright?" called Selena.
Miley began to panic. "What do we do?" she hissed.
"Quick hide." He hissed back.
"Nicky-bear! I know somebody is in there!" Selena called, this time her voice is not so pleasant but murderous. Miley scrambled up to hide behind the door. She accidentally tripped over the animals and landed on Nick's chest in the process. Her face turned redder than red. Nick blushed a little too. "Nicky-bear! That's it if you don't answer I'm going in there!" Selena yelled. They quickly separated and Miley hid behind the door just in time when Selena swung the door open, but she didn't notice that the door had slammed into Miley when it opened. Owww! Shit, shit, shit! Can't say anything! Shit, Shit, Shit!
"Alright where is she!" Selena asked searching under the bed. Miley had crept painfully out the door.
"What are you talking about Selena? There's no one in the room except for me, Waffles, and Elvis." Nick answered calmly.
"I know that she is in here!" Selena growled and looked in the washroom.
"Get out of my room! I already told you there is no one in my room!" Nick lied angrily.
"I am not going anywhere until I find that stupid Ugly Girl! She brainwashed you Nicky-bear!" Selena said in a snobby sort of way.
"She did not, now get out of my room or I'll permanently remove you out of my room myself!" he warned, his voice was low and dangerous.
"Good morning." A voice said coolly behind them. Miley was by the door fully dressed.
"Wh-what? B-but I heard her!" Selena stuttered in shock.
"What are you talking about Selena-pig?" Miley asked.
"Argh! I know it's you! You can't hide from me! You're going to pay!" Selena growled.
"Selena-pig, are you on drugs or something cuz it seems like it. But, whatever I need to go home now. See ya, ciao." Said Miley smoothly, greatly pissing Selena's butt off.
"I'll drive you home Miley. Wait by the door. And get out Selena!" Nick ordered.
Few minutes later….
Nick and Miley, who was holding Waffles got on the motorcycle leaving a trail of dust and a super, duper, pissed, angry, wild, mad, Selena.
"So..." Miley started once they were outside the gates.
"Yeah?"
"...Nicky-bear?"
"...Shut up."
Miley laughed.
Fin
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