Twilight: Truth or Dare: Episode 14
RATING: A for All good teenagers take off their clothes… comment if you know what I'm talking about ;)
WARNING: I do not own Twilight… possibly
EMILY: Whoohoo! Episode 14!
NICOLE: What's so special about episode 14?
EMILY: Nothing. 14 is just my lucky number, because 7 is lucky, therefore 14 must be twice as lucky. Plus, it's right next 13, which is supposedly unlucky, so they're, like, best friends or something.
NICOLE: If you say so.
SETH: Our first review is from Tell it to my heart:
Hello again. Jacob my friends don't agree with me making u in so much pain so here is the most minimum amount of pain as possible I dare every1 inthis room to beat you up Jane u can use your power. Emily can you ask Edward to get me popcorn I'll be the one in the I hate Jacob shirt thx for a truth ummmm Alec tell ur deepest darkest secret. Caius naruto is NOT gay. *brother walks in* who's bashin my show. *points to caius* forget Emmett caius say bye bye to daylight
JACOB: *whimpers* Not again…
Thus, everyone takes a turn beating Jacob up except for the humans, who probably would end up just hurting themselves.
EMILY: Edward, you can go ahead and bring the person in the I hate Jacob shirt popcorn now.
ALEC: I'm not so sure if I have a 'deepest darkest secret'… Well, I don't know if this counts or not, but remember that random Walmart employee? I think he somehow got a hold of my number and asked me if I wanted to go out some time…
SETH: What did you say?
ALEC: I hung up.
EMILY: Okay, then. Here's one from a LuvTheCullens4:
This is awesome and really funny! Here's a dare for Edward =P Edward has to tell Bella that she is stupid and very . For truth, Edward if you had to save either Bella or your Volvo which one would you save?
P.S Team Edward 4 Ever =)
EDWARD: Bella… you're stupid and very ugly. Sorry.
BELLA: That's okay; I know you didn't mean it.
EDWARD: And as for the truth, of course I'd have to say Bella. At this point my Volvo is no longer recognizable anyway.
EMILY: Seeing as that didn't take too long, next up is FireFrenzy596:
Wow! Emily your really quite evil and scary but in a totally brilliant genius sorta way. lol.
First of all I just want to say DAMN YOU JACOB! BELLA DOES NOT LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS EDWARD AND NEVER WILL! Can you get that accross your extremely small brain? Secondly VAMPIRES RULE!
Dare for Esme: Go and buy yourself a new wig that you have to wear until Emily says otherwise that is pink to match Edwards hair and volvo and then for the two of you [Edward and Esme]to sing as a duet any suitable song voted in by the volturi.
Truth for Aro: Have you ever thought about Carlisle in a more then old friends sort of way and what is the most embarasing fantasy you have had containing him. Edward read his thoughts carefully to make sure he is telling the truth. lol
quick side note to Esme: Hahahahahahaha. Being a vamp your hair wil never grow back EVER. How does that make you feel? lol.
god that was really long coz its my 1st time reviewing so u no. lol
ESME: *whimpers*
EMILY: Okay, you and Edward can go pick out a new wig. Esme, you have to wear it until… until Edward no longer has pink hair, how's that? That way the whole time he does you'll be matchies!
ARO: And the Volturi have unanimously voted that they need to sing A Whole New World from Aladdin, because that song is just amazing and makes me wish I could cry.
JASPER: Hah! So I'm not the only one who thinks that!
NICOLE: I think that sounds fair.
Edward and Esme leave to go wig-shopping.
ARO: Now let's see… In a 'more than old friends sort of way', I believe it was? I'm guessing by that you mean something mildly inappropriate, and while it pains me to bring your hopes down… hell no. The only fantasies I've ever had about him were along the lines of him coming back with us and us all taking a trip to a 24-hour amusement park together at night. Oh! Would you like to hear about the one where I had him win me a giant stuffed crayon? It was orange!
MARCUS: No… we really wouldn't.
CARLISLE: Uh…
EDWARD: Yeah, he's telling the absolute truth. Just whatever you do, don't ask him to go into any detail. Ever. He may not be gay, but he's definitely the gayest of all the Volturi.
ARO: What's that supposed to mean?
SETH: This one is from Eeddwwaarrddiloveya:
I dare Edward to get whatever he wants for the whole season or he wants to paint his volvo back he can!For truth Jacob mabey your not gay but I have another you are so bi right comeone jacob I bet only like half most world will judge you.
EMILY: Sorry, but I'm going to have to add an addition to that dare. I suppose Edward can get whatever he wants as long as it doesn't interfere with any other dares.
NICOLE: Or anything we decide we want.
EMILY: Well, yeah. But that's kind of a given.
JACOB: *pretending he didn't hear that*
EMILY: We'll just tell him when he gets back. Seth, you can go ahead and read the next review.
SETH: Wolfpack princess says:
Yep i'm back. Glad Seth's the padawon now. Oh and Jacob not everybody hates you cause there's a TEAM JACOB,which is better than TEAM EDWARD.
Anyways for dare, Bella has to make out with Felix for um 10 minutes. And for truth Edward what did Tonya do to make you "politley" decline her offer to be her mate.
PS- go team Seth and Jacob, Edward go burn in hell.
BELLA: No fair! How am I supposed to make out with Felix when he's all… however he is right now?
NICOLE: If there is a will, there is a way. And so long as nobody pulls out or mentions a… You-Know-What, I think it should work.
BELLA: If you say so.
Bella does manage to make out with Felix, or at least do her half of it, as although Felix isn't spazzing out any more, he's not really doing anything either.
EDWARD: *walks back in with Esme* We found a wig.
CARLISLE: Before you do your duet, you had a truth to say why you declined Tanya's offer to be her mate.
EDWARD: No reason in particular. I just didn't feel that way about her, that's all.
JACOB: The viewer also told you to burn in hell.
EDWARD: …Gee, thanks.
ESME: Uh, are you ready for the song, Edward?
EDWARD: Sure.
EDWARD: A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
ESME: No one to tell us no
Or where to go
BOTH: Or say we're only dreaming
ESME: A whole new world
EDWARD: A dazzling place I never knew
BOTH: But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
NICOLE: Alright, this is another one from LaughterIsLife:
Your welcome Embry, for daring you to declare your love for your...cheese. I hope you two are happy together! Hmm...I'm surprised no one who I've dared to do stuff has wanted to kill me yet for my dares. So, Alice, I dare you to draw a mustache on Jasper's face with Sharpie marker. I also dare you to dump a huge container of glitter on him. My truth is for Bella, why are you so fixated on becoming a vampire? Who wants to be cold, sparkle in the sun, drink blood, and have no heartbeat?
EMILY: I assure you, most of them have. That's why TOD is here to prevent any unscheduled violent.
NICOLE: And his twin brother, TOD II!
ALICE: Hey Emmett, you still got that Sharpie on you?
EMMETT: Right here.
Emmett pulls out the Sharpie and passes it to Alice, who draws a mustache on Jasper, all the while Maria is sitting next to him and looking very pleased with herself.
ALICE: And I didn't even have to until he was asleep!
JASPER: I remember that time. And it was not funny.
ALICE: Sure it was. You just have no sense of humor. *dumps a container of glitter on him*
JASPER: How is that humor? It's just like the confetti egg – nothing about them is funny at all.
SAM: Hey, don't hate on the confetti egg! We love those things.
BELLA: Because when I'm a vampire I won't ever have to get older.
NICOLE: Secret to eternal youth: lie.
BELLA: And I'll be pretty.
NICOLE: You could be if you had any sense of style.
BELLA: Okay, will you just shut up? I want to be able to be with Edward forever and ever!
NICOLE: You're right. I suppose if cold, sparkling dead things are a turn on for you, who am I to judge?
BELLA: …You suck.
SETH: This last review was sent in by Jasperlover98:
ok first of all i love everyone there except jacob im mean come on bella doesnt love u especially when bella and edward have their baby,renesmee...oops i guess i let that slip SOWWY anyway on too my dares
DARE1:i dare jacob to declare his 'undying love for Quil' and then make out with him for 30 minutes!
DARE2:I dare jacob 2 wear a monkey costume and sing Barbie Girl!
EMILY YOU ROCK SO MUCH! i love the taser and bazooka so much! BELLA&EDWARD 4EVA! JACOB'S A GAY PUSSY!
JACOB: What?
EDWARD: Did they just say… Renesmee was our baby?
NICOLE: *looking the other way innocently*
BELLA: So that's why she called me Mom. But wait, how is that-
EMILY: Never you mind, it's not important yet. As I said before, I've looked ahead and she comes back to join us officially, probably next episode. Then everything will be explained, so just wait a bit longer.
BELLA: Still. You expect us to be able to stand only knowing part of the story?
EMILY: You already found out you're not real, your boyfriend has pink hair, and the last week you've lived you life afraid of what terrible fate awaits you and everyone you care about. It shouldn't be too hard.
BELLA: I guess when you put it like that…
JACOB: Um… Quil. Apparently I have this 'undying love' for you.
EDWARD: That has to be the worst acting I've ever seen.
QUIL: Yeah, yeah, let's just get it over with.
Quil and Jacob begin making out for the next half hour. Afterwards Jacob puts on a monkey costume that somehow had found its way into the Bag of Doom.
JACOB: I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation
EMILY: That's all for today. Thanks for tuning in and thanks for all the reviews you guys have sent in!