Twilight: Truth or Dare: Episode 15
RATING: T for mild language and violence and whatnot
WARNING: I do not own Twilight… obviously
EMILY: For lack of a better way to begin today, we'll just start with a review. This is from Jasperlover98:
Hahahaha. I love this fanfiction. Anyway... Alice i love you dearly. I love ur fashion so much but i have a question can i have Jazzy for a day? Plzzzzzzzzzz... Anyway. Truth: Bella is it true that u love Edward cuz if not i wnt him. lol Dare: I dare edward to not to be the helper and sam is. I hate u sam. lol hahha
ALICE: Not if you're anything like this director.
EMILY: Hey! I take offense at that!
BELLA: You'll settle for taking any one of us home, won't you? *grabs on to Edward's spandex sleeve* But yes. I love him and you can't have him.
EDWARD: You mean I don't have to be gofer anymore? Yay!
SAM: Damn you.
NICOLE: My name does not matter says:
I think Nessie should be in the "game" and with jaspers new position he can explain who she is! and if you do put her in the "game" i dare her to kiss one of the guy members of the volturi tell jake she does not love him and tell her family she wants to join the guard!( but she doesnt hav to actually join them)P.S. i can't pick team edward or team jacob who should i pick?
EMILY: Told you she'd be back.
The director hooks up the time machine again and pulls Renesmee out, except this time she's a little kid again. Jasper the Exhibition Vampire then takes a good about of time to go over a great number of Breaking Dawn spoilers.
RENESMEE: I don't love you anymore, Jacob.
JACOB: Good. I don't love you either.
NICOLE: Oh, but you will…
RENESMEE: *kisses Aro* I wanna join the Volturi guard!
BELLA AND EDWARD: No.
RENESMEE: Okay, relax… not really.
EMILY: As for what team to pick, Team Emily all the way!
JANE: That's ridiculous. There is no 'Team Emily'.
EMILY: I beg to differ! Watch as Seth shows off my new line of Team Emily merchandise.
Seth immediately begins modeling his Team Emily T-shirt, Team Emily book bag, and Team Emily ninja headband.
EMILY: *sniffles* He makes me so proud!
NICOLE: Yeah, yeah. Just read the next review.
EMILY: You read the next review!
NICOLE: Fine. I will. This is from I am awesome:
ur awesome emily and nearly as insane/evil as i am. first off i love seth and he's doing a great job of being an apprentice.
now 4 the fun stuff:
Dare: Sam must kiss Alec in front of his imprint emily
Truth: leah how much do u love jacob (we all know u love him)
EMILY YOUNG: *poofs in*
SAM: *kisses Alec*
EMILY YOUNG: Wh-what the hell is going on? *poofs out*
SETH: She's gonna give you hell when we get out of this.
SAM: Yeah… that's going to be a hard one to explain.
LEAH: I don't love Jacob! I told you, I still like Sam. Jacob's just more of a friend… with benefits.
JACOB: She lies! We're not romantically involved at all!
LEAH: Of course not yet.
JACOB: …
EMILY: Well, this has been an… interesting discovery. Moving along!
SETH: Okay, I've got one from an :
I just like totally love your story. It's so awsome. Anyways I love Edward so I am going too end his misery Edward could go back to normal. As for Jacob I hate you I I want you too dye your hair orange:D and Bella you selfish brat u are the only wortless human. Seth is just to cute and Emmett just makes me laugh. Love ur story Emily. Ps I send the twilight, newmoon, and eclipse movies for you guys to see kristin Stewart. Kiss to edward
SETH: *adorable smile*
EMMETT: Why? What did I ever do?
EDWARD: Today is a good day for me. *grabs his regular clothes, a can of hair dye his natural color and races into the bathroom*
ESME: *happily swaps wigs*
JACOB: Haha! You're too late; all our hair is already orange! Not that that's a good thing, but…
SAM: Well, everyone except for Seth, the director's pet. That's why we've decided to banish him from the pack.
SETH: Hey, don't pick on me just because I'm Emily's favorite!
EMILY: Now, I never said that… Hey, would you look at that, they attached a package with all the Twilight movies, including a pirated version of Eclipse that wasn't released on DVD yet! Score!
NICOLE: Yay! Does that mean we can watch them all after the show?
EMILY: Of course! Alrighty, this next review is from Ariana:
Hey. so First: Jacob. Get over Bella. She's way of your league.
second my Truth is for alice and Jasper: Because I'm not completly after reading the books. Do you too have and "intimate relationship". If you do, describe it and don't spare the details (I did this for u Emmett, You can thank me later).
My dare is for rosalie and emmett: i dare you to start getting it on and stop when you are inyour underwear. (I have no desire to see either of you...
BTW alice ? Are u and Jasper gonna have a divorce 'cause a the whole closet thing.
And Emily as much as i admire yor work... plese die edwards hair back to his natural colour and let him wear reall clothes.
ALICE: Yes, I suppose you could say that. We are married, after all.
JASPER: I'm not really sure what you mean by don't spare the details. We're married… sex is generally implied… What else were you looking for?
ALICE: And don't worry; I don't plan on getting a divorce any time soon.
EMMETT: Um, thanks?
Rosalie and Emmett begin making out as their clothes slowly come off. As promised, once they got down to their underwear they stopped.
EDWARD: *sitting with his hair back to its original color and in his own clothes* Way ahead of ya.
NICOLE: This is from EdwardILoveYou:
Hey! I WAS ON A CHAPTER! Oh and I EMily u rock! I check ur stuff EVERYDAY! SO COOL!
Okay Carlise sorry I didnt direct the question and I kinda wanted it 2 be about Esme but I guess Jasper was okay and 4 truth and dare*evil laugh*
Edward I want u 2 tell us the most weirdest fantasy Jacob had about Bella!
Oh and dare...Esme...u...make out with Jacob?
U ROCK EMILY! IM IN THE ADUICANCE! (With the Team Edward shirt on! It says Team Edward I dont want my bf 2 lick himself in the wrong places thanks!)
U ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
CARLISLE: Ah. In that case, I'm sure I can think up something…
ESME: I have no hair and am wearing a wig. Enough said.
EDWARD: Just that one he mentioned earlier about having sex on a unicorn while riding off into the sunset, the weirdo.
JACOB: Hey, we all can dream.
Esme and Jacob then make out unenthusiastically, having come to the conclusion that the conclusion that an alternative motive behind the show was really to see if it was possible to have each person make out with everyone else at some point.
EMILY: Here's another one from EdwardILoveYou:
Hey Emily!
Im writing my story...its like identical to urs...can u help me write it? Like co-write it?
PLEASE Im a evil lil girl who wants 2 learn from the master! Oh and Edward sweety I 3 u...forever!
Bella...er...whatever
Jacob 3 ur body!
Okay Seth I want u 2 sit next 2 Aro 4 the whole game. Oh and Sam u sicko I want u 2 sit in Edwards lap 4 the entie time!
How am I doing Emily?
EMILY: Uh, I suppose I could try. I'm not sure exactly what you'd expect be to be able to do, but I'm up for helping out. I suppose it might be nice to take on another apprentice; Nicole's too stubborn to listen to me anyway.
NICOLE: That's just because I see you every day and aren't fooled by your internet appearance.
EMILY: …She doesn't mean that. Anyway, feel free to send me a message or something with what you plan on doing, as I'm interested in checking it out, supposing I don't get sick of this stuff in my own story. And I think you're doing just fine… not that there's really a wrong way to do it or anything.
SETH: *moves his chair next Aro*
SAM: How does that make me the sicko? You said it! *sits down in Edward's lap*
EMILY: Whoohoo! That wraps up today's episode, and I am officially almost caught up with the reviews! I knew my evil plan would work. Sorry for the wait, but it worth it, right? No? Then too bad! *eh-hem* I mean, uh, thanks for watching!
NICOLE AND SETH: Until next time!