Twilight: Truth or Dare: Episode 18
RATING: 3 for I'm almost 3 pages behind on reviews! Ah!
WARNING: I do not own Twilight… obviously
EMILY: So, Footloose was a success! The both of us had a lot of fun, and today we have two more shows.
NICOLE: And afterwards I'm sleeping over at Emily's, and we're going to watch A Very Potter Musical, The Return of the King, and play Kingdom Hearts!
EMILY: *flipping through reviews* Nicole. Why do I get the weird feeling that we're being bribed?
NICOLE: What gives you that impression, the truckloads of candy that keep showing up at our doorstep of the increase in Team Emily and Nicole merchandise sales?
EMILY: Good point. Okay, because I'm so far behind on reviews, I guess we'll just jump right in. First off is one from Iluvmypuppy:
Whats up emily, i just want to say u rock and im definatly team jacob :D...but i don't completly hate edward so i'll go easy on him-DARE:i dare edward 2 go 2 the ellen degeneres show and sing the song white and nerdy while wearing steve erkal clothes and doing the lil polka dance. and for bella-TRUTH:have u ever felt like u were completly stupid and if so when? Emily keep it comin... and i dare u 2 put TOD to good use on Jane.
EMILY: Hm. Well, Ellen doesn't have new episodes on during the summer, so the only way this would be possible would be to wait until the show comes back…
SETH: Or use the time machine?
EMILY: No, I have a better idea! We'll use the time machine!
SETH: Oh, I like that idea!
EMILY: We can send him back to when Robert Pattinson was on the show and take his spot. Alright, Edward, get in the time machine!
Edward is sent back in time to appear on the Ellen show in Robert's place, thus ruining his reputation with a Steve Urkel-style White and Nerdy performance.
BELLA: I don't think I've ever felt completely stupid so much as useless. I tend to get in the way a lot.
EMILY: And don't worry. I would never put TOD to bad use – with a taser, there is no such thing! *tases Jane* See? Completely necessary!
SETH: Now we have a review from Pottergoose:
Yay, my first review for the story, and it immediately got answered. How did I know that Emmett would just love that dare? lol! I know vamps can't get drunk, but we can pretend lol
Truth: Hey, Renesmee, did you know your Jacob kissed your mother twice?
Dare: I dare the new gofer, *ahem Jacob hehe* to strip down to nothing (and I mean NOTHING NO BOXERS EITHER!) and sit that way for the rest of the show
JACOB: You've got to be kidding me!
EDWARD: But I'm the current gofer?
NICOLE: Then you can both do the dare.
BOTH: What?
NICOLE: Just do it.
BOTH: *take their clothes off*
ALL: Eww…
JACOB: *phases*
EDWARD: You ditcher! That was not part of the dare!
JACOB: *sticks his tongue out*
RENESMEE: Yes, I took the time to watch the DVDs that one viewer sent over. It's certainly awkward, but not as weird as this show we're trapped on.
NICOLE: Well… sucks for you. In any case, this was sent in from LaughterIsLife:
Hmm, this truth is for Quil, how did you feel when you first imprinted on Claire? And for a dare, I dare Leah, Paul, and Jared to throw water balloons filled with cream cheese, pickle juice, shaving cream, and relish at Sam. And Sam, don't say you hate me, are going to kill me, etc, cuz the feeling is mutual. You hurt a girl emotionally, I torture you with my dares. *Grins evilly*
QUIL: If I had known beforehand I was going to imprint on a little kid I would've been really upset, but when I did imprint it was like I didn't even care about her age. I just always wanted to be around her to make her happy, you know?
LEAH: Aw, how sweet… Now begin the water balloon fight!
SAM: Traitors, all of you!
Leah, Paul, and Jared begin pelting water balloons of the listed ingredients and god knows what else at Sam.
JASPER: Don't ask where they came from. It is just another one of the many unexplainable things on this show.
EMILY: Now that that's over with, I have a review from WhoNeedsJacobBlackWhenUHaveJB:
Hey Jake. Ur rabbit. All vampires go 4 a lil spin in it. Pay back 2 Edward-I loved ur volvo.
Okays that dare...hmmm...truth.
Well Nicole describe Emily in real life if shes not the Evil Genious we all love and admire.
Oh and Edward. I live in Alaska(not kidding)and Tanya well...I invited her 2 the audience. Sorry. Oh and her whol coven!
Emily do u want a extra coven. Just call moi.(mwa)
NICOLE: Because we need the vampires for other truths and dares, why don't we make them all take turns going around the block a couple times after the episode?
EMILY: That works.
NICOLE: And as for your truth… I actually think Emily may have a split personality, but I'm not so sure. Usually in class she's quiet and nice, but she gets like she is now when she's hyper.
EMILY: Well, what good is being a supervillain without having to go undercover in public? Honestly.
NICOLE: Whatever you say.
EMILY: About the coven thing, if anyone needs one of them for a truth or dare I'll keep you posted.
SETH: Okay, this is from :
Well Emily? U need 2 bring a lil spice on the show!
I declare 4 dare I want y'all 2 dress up in disney costumes. Emily will pick! (Oh and I would recommand Jake being Snow White just saying)
Oh and 4 truth...
Eh I hate truths.
Oh and another dare...Emily u pick 1.
Oh and the nerds was funny bring on something spazzy! Er I meant 2 add cool stuff!
Worlds Biggest Hershy Bar is on the other side of the review. How fun!
EMILY: You can't ask me to pick! I'm indecisive; just ask anyone!
NICOLE: Wow. That is a really is a big Hershey bar.
EMILY: Did I ever tell you how much I love bribes?
EDWARD: But what about my other dare?
CARLISLE: What, do you want to sit around naked?
EDWARD: Good point.
They all run off to the costume store down the street so see what Disney costumes they can find, the Volturi seeming the most excited of all of them. When they get back, everyone's dressed up as a character, and surprisingly enough, no two people are the same. Aside from Snow White/Jacob, only the Volturi guys dressed up as their favorite Disney princesses.
EMILY: Now we have a review from Annie Cullen xx:
This is hilarious!
My truth for... Bella *grins evilly* Can you honestly say you haven't imagined Jacob naked or at least thought "Oh, he's hot!" ?
And my dare is for... Emmett. Now I love Jasper, but Emmett give the guy a haircut PLEASE!
Oh and Alice, be my new best friend and I dare you to wear a pair of Ugg boots.
*blushes* hi Edward, Jacob... I'm Team Switzerland!
BELLA: I guess I have thought that he's hot more than once, but as for imagining him naked… Well, it's not so hard to imagine any more, I guess.
EMMETT: About time! *drags Jasper into the bathroom to cut his hair*
JASPER: What? But don't have him do it! He doesn't know what he's doing!
EMMETT: Relax, I won't go overboard.
ALICE: Uh, okay. But they probably won't match my Tinker Bell costume. *puts on a pair of Uggs the director tosses to her from out of the Bag of Doom*
NICOLE: This next review is from Jasperlover98:
Thanks for putting my reveiw. I still love this story! :) And i promise Alice im not like the diretor(sorry emily). Darn Bella that makes me mad. I love you Jazzy. Thought id tell you. And thanks Alice for the i love you back that hurts me. Anyway my truth is for Jasper: If Alice ever made u so mad where would you go?( u can allways come see me.) Dare: I dare Jacob to take the teaser and tease Sam for 30 mins. Hahahahah. Another truth: Esme in the Cullen Clan who would you say is the best couple? Hahahah i love this Fanfiction Emily.
i love you Cullen bots(cept for emment your ugly)
~Hayley! :)
EMILY: It's cool. We can't all be as awesome as me.
ARO: It's like she has no concept…
JASPER: I never really thought about that… I don't know. Do you want me to go to your place?
SAM: You can't tase me! I'm Woody, from Toy Story!
JACOB: Too bad! *grabs the taser and begins tasing Sam*
ESME: Well, I don't mean to be rude, but I'd have to say Carlisle and I. We almost never get into fights.
EMILY: Okay, I think we can fit in one or two more. This is a review from Kyranicle:
Ok. Hi again! I dare Jasper to make Alec and Bella feel lust for an hour! (At the end, Alec should be proposing to Bella!)
Edward, I dare you to stalk someone. Not Bella. How about... ANGELA! Have fun with that. Hehe.
I also want the truth from Rose, did you have dirty thoughts about Edward when you first met him?
Emily, I dare you to tase Emmett for 5 minutes while kissing him. ;) Put that taser to good use! Remember, I know where you all live! :D
JASPER: *now with his hair slightly shorter* I seem to be using my powers on this show more often than I did in those movies we watched…
Alec begins trying to make out with Bella. When an hour is almost up he proposes, but Bella rejects him.
EDWARD: Angela? Why her?
NICOLE: Why not her? Now go stalk Angela for the rest of the show! When you get back we expect you to be able to give a full report. And then you can join the other vampires on Jacob's Rabbit.
ROSALIE: Of course I did. Who wouldn't? Not anymore, though.
EMILY: Wow… Let's just say I haven't been kissed in a long time. Ever since Christian Incident in elementary school, which I refuse to talk about.
SETH: So, will you do it?
EMILY: Ah, why not!
The director does her dare, somehow figuring out an effective way to tase and kiss and the same time. Afterwards, the vampires all take turns driving Jacob's Rabbit around the block a few times. Sometime during this Edward gets back from stalking Angela and joins in.
EMILY: Okay, so that about wraps it up for today! I have another two performances today, but Sunday I don't think I have anything the majority of the day, so I'll try to use that time to catch up. In the mean time, I'm not kidding about being several pages behind on reviews. I'll put this up today, but if you already have sent in a review that hasn't been answered yet, please wait until it has been before sending in another. Thanks for understand, and I'll see you all next time on Twilight: Truth or Dare!