Texas
Dear Alaska
Hey Ally I know that's not your name but I was at the range yesterday and when I was cleaning my six-shooter something hit me (figuratively) and I was wondering how's the oil supply up their since the pipeline shut down. You may have other economic staple trees and crab but if you need any cash you can ask me, dad, or Mauna and we'll help you, catch ya' later.
From Hoarse Austin Jones (Texas)
Dear Texas,
My oil supply is a bit down, but my people are working with gold, crab, and logging thank you very much. Remind me to have a drink later so I'm not under that much stress from taking care of Anastasia . Besides, I happen to be taller than you and most of the Contiguous 48 states of America.
Warm regards,(Cold regards)
~Alaska
A/N: I also forgot to mention that Alaska can snap easily and is sarcastic.
