Twilight: Truth or Dare: Episode 20
RATING: T for mild language and violence and whatnot
WARNING: I do not own Twilight… obviously
EMILY: I got my braces off! Whoo! But now I have to wear these stupid retainers, so that's no fun, but still. Oh, and I ate a chocolate-covered caramel apple! It was almost worth it just for that. I also found my cell phone… it was in my violin case the entire came. Not as bad as when I lost it in the car for a month, though. Anywho, I digress.
NICOLE: So, we all watched Anastasia and Thumbelina last night.
ARO: I could've sworn those were Disney! What's the difference?
CARLISLE: I'm not sure. They just aren't.
EDWARD: They were good, though.
EMILY: Oh yeah, and I just remembered, a couple of friends and I are trying to plan a Kingdom Hearts cosplay for an anime convention in January! Of course, I don't know the first thing about sewing and can't afford to buy the costumes, so that should be interesting.
NICOLE: Hey, Emily Share Time is over. We're doing truth and dare now.
EMILY: Aw, phooey! It's always time for Emily Share Time.
NICOLE: …Whatever. This first review is from Little Angel of Love:
I love this more and more. Nicole, everyone seems to forget you :( so here's a chair too. Now down to buisness. Dare: Jacob I'm sorry. I'm only saying that cuz my boyfriend thinks ur awesome. I darenoth Nicole and Emily to shoot Jacob with a bazooka. Mwhahahahaha
Truth: Rosalie how do you feel about niggahiga's videos bout twilight nd new moon. They're hilarious. I bought both Emily and Nicole two enormous boxes of candy and popcorn. Hope you like them
NICOLE: Yipee! *begins spinning in circles*
EMILY: *rolls eyes* Come on. That was so episode 17.
NICOLE: Awww. But what about the bazooka?
EMILY: Are you kidding? That never gets old! *pulls out the bazooka and shoots Jacob across the room*
NICOLE: My turn! My turn! *grabs the bazooka and shoots Jake again*
ROSALIE: I don't know. I personally think they're stupid… at least I'm not in any of them.
EMILY: *death glare* Nigahiga hater!
ROSALIE: Hmph.
SETH: Alright, here's one of the many reviews from EdwardILoveYou:
I did it! I made mine! But um...it suxs. I wanna taser but that will be copying any advice?
Oh and can u make these twice a day instead of everyday? Cuz they r really really cool!
Dare: I dare u 2 let me borrow Bella and Edward everytime u at the end of the show. They will come back spazzed and disoranted but cant u help ur biggest fan?
Truth: Jasper uh...whats the weirdest story involing Emmett and one member of the wolve pack?
HOPE U DO A HAPPY DANCE WHEN U GET THIS. Oh and um...hmmm...
I sent u a puppy. Girl puppy. Hope 1 of the werewolves imprints. Haha.
Oh and another thing of soda and popcorn.
Also u know in Harry Potter? The candy shop? I sent u all of the stuff in there. They said they were going to restock it.
EMILY: Honestly, I don't think I could be of much help until I read it. Where can I find it? As for borrowing them, be my guest.
EDWARD: Evil, I tell you!
NICOLE: Twice a day? It's hard enough to do one once a day with everything else going on in our lives.
EMILY: No kidding. Especially with how busy I was these last few days… that's partly why I'm trying to do more to make it up to everyone.
JASPER: Well, there was this one time that
SETH: Hey, look, they really did send a puppy! *Seth's kitten leaps out of his arms at the sight of the puppy* Hey, wait up! *jumps up and begins chasing the kitten around the room*
EMILY: Oh em gee, it's adorable! *grabs puppy*
NICOLE: Hey, no fair! I want to hold it!
JASPER: Well, there was this one time that Emmett challenged Sam to a dance-off as we were waiting for the battle against the newborn army to begin. The movies seem to have left that out.
BELLA: I never heard about that. Who won?
EMMETT: I did.
SAM: You actually call what you did dancing? More like flailing your arms around and jumping up and down.
EMMETT: Hey, it's not better than yours!
JASPER: …I'd say it was a draw. They both sucked at dancing pretty bad.
NICOLE: *talking high-pitched and whatnot* Aw, who's a good puppy? You are! You are!
SETH: *still running around the room in circles after his kitten*
JACOB: Okay, enough about the puppy! Can you just continue?
EMILY: *eh-hem* Well, excuse me if he makes a cuter dog than you do. Jealous much?
JACOB: Why would I be jealous of a puppy?
NICOLE: Well, seeing as Seth is a little busy at the moment… *takes his note cards* Here's one from AliceKingsleyII:
This story is amazing! Yay Jacob is purple! Purple is my fav color! Emily I have decided that you are officialy the most awsomely evil director ever. ( I'm sending you a shiny trophy that says that!) so I dare Jane to ask out Quil ( haha quil that's what you get for not being an awsomely sparckling vampire!) and for a truth hmmm... Roselie exactly how many people have you kissed while you have been married to emmet? ( ha you can't lie you way out of that one sucker!)
p.s. No pun intended.
EMILY: Shiiinnnyyy.
NICOLE: ..What about the puppy?
EMILY: But it's so shhhhiiiinnny.
NICOLE: Figures. One-track minded.
JANE: Okay, so which one of you is Quil?
EMILY: *snaps back into reality… more or less* Oh, oh! So a couple of friends and I came up with a way of telling the Quileute members apart a while back.
JACOB: And what was that?
EMILY: Hm… I don't remember.
EMMETT: Good job.
EMILY: I think one of them looked Asian, one looked like they stayed up all night… something like that.
JANE: Boy, that sure was helpful.
EMILY: I try!
QUIL: Anyway, I'm Quil.
JANE: Okay. Do you, you know, want to go out sometime?
QUIL: Sure!
JANE: *blinks* What do you mean, 'sure'? You're supposed to say no, you idiot! Besides, you're already imprinted! God!
QUIL: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's just funny seeing you, Leah, and Rosalie mad.
LEAH: What's funny about that?
QUIL: *shrugs* You just all seem to be girls with attitude problems. I don't know.
ROSALIE: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that as I answer this next question. Hm… I want to say maybe three?
EMMETT: I guess that's not so bad. But still.
SETH: *sits back down with the kitten, finally* I'm back! By the way, I apologize if any of your reviews are skipped. The directors are making me because they're lazy.
EMILY: That's not what I said.
NICOLE: But it's true.
EMILY: Shut up!
SETH: But I assure you, they've at least read them all and have received anything you send, whether it's mentioned or not! That being said, I now have one from GeorgiaCullen.x:
Heey Emily You rock!
Edward I lovee youu & and i'm not going to dare you anything seeing as you keep getting picked on.
Truth: Jasper have you ever had feelings for Rosalie or Bella?
Dare: Emmett to sit on Jacobs lap until the end of the episode(I love you guys really!) I LOVE YOU ALL! (:
JASPER: Nope!
ALICE: The hell you didn't.
EMMETT: Um… if you insist… *relocates to Jacob's lap*
SAM: Oh, good. So it's not just me, then.
EDWARD AND JACOB: *unpleasant grumbling*
EMILY: Lady X says:
ok, since I'm assuming Maria is still in this cuz of my previous review * glares daggers at Emily if she isn't * my dare is for Jasper + Maria to have a STEAMY make out session!* cackles * oh,and Maria CHASE him if you need to. Ohh I've wanted to ask this forever! For truth, Jazzy how tall ARE you? Exact height dearie. And one more truth ... I want Alice and Maria to say exactly what they think of each other . Emily you are the best ! Your the second most evil person I know! First only being when me and my cuz get together. And Emily you are right gay friends are awesome are they not?
JASPER: I'm 6'3".
MARIA: *evil grin* Just like old times, eh?
JASPER: Eep! *jumps up and tries to run*
MARIA: *tackles Jasper to the ground and begins making out with him until he gives in*
ALICE: I have to say, I really don't like Maria. I think she's stubborn and manipulative and took advantage of my Jazzy.
MARIA: *as soon as she decided she's done* I can say the same for you for taking him away from me.
NICOLE: Here is a review by Carlisle is sexy 3:
omg i found this today :D ahaaaa this is to awesome
okay dare : I dare carlisle and bella to make out for 10 minites, in nothing but underwear (bella you have to go and sit on his lap) as when you stiched up bella's arm when jasper attempted to eat her i thought i saw a lil sumin going on...
truth: errr carlisle again.. whos you favourite child.? if you dont chosse jane has to use her power on esme till you do :)
emily your to cool TEAM EMILY oo and CARLISLE
ESME: Honey. Is there something you'd like to tell me?
CARLISLE: What? No! Nothing happened.
BELLA: Yet. We have a dare, remember?
And thus, Bella and Carlisle began making out in their underwear to Esmen and Edward's displeasure.
CARLISLE: *afterwards* How am I supposed to pick?
ESME: I don't care how, but just hurry up and do it before Jane starts using her powers!
CARLISLE: Alright, alright… hm… Renesmee, I guess. I mean, technically she's not my child, but I think it counts. Besides, she is cuter than the rest of you.
RENESMEE: *embarrassed smile*
EMMETT: No fair!
NICOLE: Now here's one from Twiligrl:
OMC! I luv this! =] It makes me smile! =] Okay, so for a dare I dare all the Volturi guys to dress up and sing California Girls at the entrance of the mall! =] And for truth Edward: What's it like knowing Jacob will be your future son-in-law?
EDWARD: A little odd, considering he still appears to like Bella. I still can't believe I have to be related to him.
EMILY: You know, I bet we could get a hold of some of those outfits they used in the music videos.
JACOB: You mean the half-naked candy ones? Good god, no!
BELLA: I'm concerned that you know what she's referring to.
NICOLE: I guess we do have all this candy lying around that we're never going to finish…
Fairly soon everyone gets started on making the cast outfits out of candy and random clothing pieces lying around. As soon as they're finished, they all break into the dance from the California Girls music video right in front of a mall.
EVERYONE: California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh…
EMILY: Well, that's all for now! I'm almost caught up, so I suppose I'll post these for now. But rest assured, I'll probably be bogged down again within another day or so! Anyway, thanks for your patronage and I can't wait until next time.