Twilight: Truth or Dare: Episode 21
RATING: T for mild language and violence and whatnot
WARNING: I do not own Twilight… obviously
EMILY: Sorry about the long delay. I'll admit I've been a bit lazy the last couple of days, but I did have several late nights with Rent at the Hollywood Bowl, Nicole sleeping over after we went to The Three Musketeers, and going to the new mall at the Promenade.
NICOLE: Okay, so here's one from Darkknightprincess222 to start with:
Emily, this is fricken hilarious! I dare Seth to take his shirt off ;) and for my truth...aro, do you really think you're a badass? You're not :P
I LOVE YOU SETH! SCREW YOU EDWARD!
SETH: Uh, okay, then. *takes his shirt off*
EMILY: *fangirl squeal*
EDWARD: You squeal at the strangest things.
NICOLE: You should've seen her with the balrog. Priceless.
EMILY: Hey, everyone loves a good balrog!
NICOLE: I know, but… never mind.
ARO: Are you kidding? If you looked up 'badass' in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of me.
CAIUS: What kind of badass would've invited me to see Despicable Me with him?
ARO: Hey! Even badasses can like those adorable little minions!
MARCUS: Whatever you say.
JACOB: Hey, what ever happened to the cat and dog you guys had?
NICOLE: We had to put them away so they wouldn't cause any more distractions. There's backstage right now.
SETH: This review is from Liabutt:
OMFG EMILY I LOVE UR FANFIKK! lol ok
dare: i dare nessy to kiss edWEIRD for 5 minuets and bella kiss jacob for 10 :) I LOVE YOU JACOB! so 4 your dare...you get to taze edWEIRD foe 30 minuets
cant you just tell i hate eddy ^_^ tehehe
oh and emily, nikky,and seth...i got all three of you your own truck lode of candy...and 100 bucks each...TEAM EMILY!
RENESMEE: B-But, that's just so wrong!
EMMETT: You should've seen some of the other dares.
EDWARD: Alright, let's just get this over with.
Edward and Renesmee start kissing, while Jacob and Bella do so as well.
SETH: Emily… why did you bring your laptop?
EMILY: I'm making a Twitter. My new username is Autumnstar_, if anyone's wondering.
NICOLE: If you say so.
JACOB: *after 10 minutes is up* This is being a jerk! *starts tasing Edward*
EMILY: *shuts computer* Okay, my background's being stupid and the fail whale's started getting on my nerves again, so I'll read the next review now. It's from Annie Cullen xx:
Pahaha! Please, I am begging you, use my dare/truths! You are funnier than any comedian if that helps Emily?
Truth for Bella *glares* - have you ever imagined jacob naked since edward can't read your mind?
Dare for Alice - I love you and all but... Gah, cut up your credit cards and wear ugg boots!
For everyone -
Team Edward or Jacob, and whos hotter?
PS - Edward is a sexyhead lol and Alice be my bff :D
Love,
Annie x
BELLA: *blinks* What was the glare for? And so what if I have – it's not so hard with him going around with his shirt off all the time.
ALICE: You evil, evil person. *attempting to keep a straight face as she puts back on the boots and begins cutting up her credit cards*
CARLISLE: I have a feeling for your Team Edward/Jacob question, all the vampires are going to say Edward and all the wolves will say Jacob.
SAM: You got that right.
ARO: Can I just say, I am indifferent. Jacob is just as hot as Edward.
JANE: …Okay, you can shut up now.
NICOLE: Here's one from Julia Fischer:
Hi! I'm Julia. Um, I have a truth and a dare, but first I have something to tell the Twilight peeps.
1. YOU ARE ALL SO TOTALLY AWESOME!
2. Jane, please please please teach me how to use your power so that I can make 3 of my siblings (the other one is just fine)stop bothering me all the time.
3. Jacob and Seth, I LOVE YOU PEOPLES!
4. Cullens and Bella, you rock.
5. Emily and wolves, you are awesome.
6. Bella, when you have Nessie please tell her that she is the cutest little girl ever for me?
7. Edward, you're the coolest Cullen who's a dude.
8. Jacob or Seth... please call me. Not sayin' that ya have to.
DARE: Seth, I'm so sorry if you don't like this dare (it involves a lot of sweet stuff.) but you have to eat 20 donuts, 5 cakes, and 3 cupcakes in a day. Particularly when the next show is. If I can do another dare, I'll message you again.
TRUTH: Edward, have you ever thought about what you and Bella's baby will be named? Because she's gonna name her Renesmee, after Renee and Esme (Aw, Bella, that's so sweet of you!). And then Jacob will nickname her after the Loch Ness Monster, and Bella will get all mad and attack him (She'll be a newborn vampire.) but Seth will save Jacob and all that- have I said too much? I hope not! Bye! Um, author of this story, if you have twitter, please message me on my account, I think we can be good friends :) I'm Julia1022. Bye, sorry this is so so SOOOO long! *Julia*
RENESMEE: Thanks?
ROSALIE: Wow. That was long.
SETH: Why should I be upset about that dare? Everyone loves sweets!
QUIL: I'd like to see him say that when he's finished.
EMILY: Since I seem to have forgotten who my current gofer is, I'm sending… Esme to go pick them up!
ESME: *leaves to go do so*
EDWARD: Are you kidding? I didn't even know we were allowed to have a baby until just a few episodes ago.
BELLA: I can't even begin to explain how weird it is to have people you don't even knowing spoiling what happens in your own life…
EMILY: Hey look, she is on here.
SETH: I thought you gave up on Twitter because it was pissing you off?
EMILY: I did, but then I turned it on to check my Facebook notifications.
NICOLE: You loser. At least let me check mine before you close it again!
EMILY: Okay, okay, one minute…
SETH: And while you do that, I've got another review. This time it's from Crzy1emo1chick:
Someone said something about "Who wants to be cold, sparkle in the sun, drink blood, and have no heartbeat?" Well, I do, duh! Anyway, I dare you to attack Jacob with your taser! Sorry, Jake...actually, I'm not sorry. I'm team Paul all the way! I totes love you! Um, Seth, the only reason the pack hates you is because they are jealous! Ooo! Can I get a 'Team Emily" ninja headband! Send it to my address, 5959 LA Push Lane! And Emily, would you help me in my 'truth dare other stuff fic'? I recently kicked off my other co workers. And we're alone! I love you Paul...Oh, wait, I think I said that. Oh well...
EMILY: *shuts computer again* Sure thing, just send me the link or something and I'll check it out.
NICOLE: Hey! It was my turn.
EMILY: Oops. *hands over lap top* Okay, I think you know the password. In the mean time, I have a werewolf to taser!
The director jumps up and begins attacking Jacob with the taser just as Esme comes back in and gives the baked goods to Seth. This was going all right until about two cakes and fifteen donuts in, when Seth began to feel sick but kept going.
NICOLE: *finishes up checking her Facebook and shuts the computer down*
EMILY: What? Don't shut it down! It takes forever to boot back up.
NICOLE: Maybe that way it won't interfere with your work.
EMILY: Meh.
NICOLE: Now that that's taken care of, I have here a review sent in by TheMotherShipForgotMe.:
Aloha emily and nicole and all characters!, you rock the fanfic world and are the most awsometasticalistic rocker ever, you remind me of well, myself, but moving on...*laughs nervously*, JASPER WHITLOCK HALE YOU ROCK! and edweirdo you suck eggs soo bad and bellabitch could you be more annoying? no wait dont answer that... oh and jacob you are soo cool and HOT and incredibly funny as is jasper actually, hmmm jasper... um right *looks around* im awake!sorry alice (the best fashionista eva, id go sopping with you anyday!). but anyway getting to the point
TRUTH:jasper if alice didnt exist, what would your perfect girl be like, in looks and personality?
DARE:edward, bella, i believe matching lycra body suits in a incredibly fetching shade of orange with pink tints will suit you greatly wear them, be them, LIVE THEM!*laughs maniacly!*
p.s rosalie you rock! seth your friends with vamps, that rocks!
and bella dearest, suck it up. also can i participate in the next airing, if so then my names lily, and id love a blow torch of candy!..(and yes i am going for the record for longest review but you do soo rock in all your evilness, oh and you nicole you totally rock, keep up the good work, all of you for that matter, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and i bid you adoo as im off laughing on a fast camel!
x-lily-x/TheMotherShipForgotMe.
JASPER: I'm not sure. I guess looks don't matter, as long as she's not ugly or anything, and as for personality, someone who's nice and fun to be around. Maybe a little spunky.
EDWARD: And where are we supposed to find lycra bodysuits?
EMILY: I'd be able to tell you that if Nicole hadn't shut down my computer. *death glare*
NICOLE: Oh, shut up. You're a director; just pull one of those unexplainable moves that you always do, like pull it out of the Bag of Doom or something like that.
EMILY: *reaches in and pulls out matching orange lycra bodysuits* Wow. You're good.
NICOLE: Thank you.
EMILY: *tosses suits to Bella and Edward* Alright, go put these things on!
BELLA: Ugh… orange just isn't my color.
SETH: And while they're doing that, may I read the next review?
NICOLE: Go ahead, Padawan.
SETH: It's by tEaM cArLiSiLe:
Yay. I love this so much! Team Emily&Nicole all the way. You guys ROCK. Dare: I dare Esme (cause shes too nice)) to beat up Jacob and taser him cause I really do hate him and think hes rather creepy for imprinting with the daughter of the girl hes been obsessing over for most of the books. I dont know if thats just me but... Also if Esme wont Jane must use her powers on everyone in her family until she does. Muhahahahaha. Hmmmm...not so good at truths, dares are more fun but anywho, Truth: To the wolf pack. who is your favourite vampire?
ESME: Um… okay…
NICOLE: *tosses TOD II across the room to her*
Esme nervously begins tasing Jacob.
EMILY: Yeah, you're right. She is too nice.
SAM: Favorite vampire? Of course I don't have a favorite; we despise all of them.
QUIL: Except for Nessie. She's kind of cute.
CLAIRE: *jealous glare*
LEAH: I don't know if she counts. Technically she's half human.
EMBRY: Isn't that part of the point?
BELLA AND EDWARD: *walk back in in the bodysuits*
BELLA: I'm not going outside in this.
NICOLE: I wouldn't call that attitude 'living them'.
EMILY: Whatever. Twerd's review says:
Hey! Emily, you ARE THE SOLE ROOT OF PURE AWESOME!
Ok, as a dare, I dare Edward two print THIS IS EDWARD CULLEN'S CAR in huge letters on his Volvo and take it for a spin around Forks!
Truth: Bella, if you had to choose between Emmet and Jasper who would it be?
Another dare: I dare Alice to make out for 10 minutes with Jasper's choice of any Volturi person!
Sidenote to Bella: Kristen Stewart is currently dating Robert Pattinson and not Edward so you're safe.
Sidenote to Aro: Try watching this movie, Twilight, you'll like it!
Love the story Emily. Keep rockin'!
ARO: Way ahead of you. Some other viewer sent those in, but personally, I still think Disney's better.
BELLA: I don't know, maybe Jasper? I mean, he is Exhibition Vampire and all.
EMMETT: Damn you Jasper!
JASPER: Hm… Alice, how does Demetri sound?
ALICE: Why Demetri?
JASPER: I don't know. He hasn't been doing a good job of being Ominous Voiceover Vampire lately.
DEMETRI: That's because nobody ever really needed one.
ALICE: I see. Alright, let's just get this done with. *starts making out with Demetri*
EMILY: Since that's all the time we have, Edward will go outside to do his dare now, and we'll see him back with everyone else in time for the next episode. Stay tuned and keep on the lookout for new updates to Twilight: Truth or Dare!