DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER
This was the worst plan my meister has ever come up with. Here we stood forced to listen to the most annoying thing on this planet.
"Maka, can we leave now, before I kill this idiot." I plead as Excalibur dances around before us. Maka turns her attention to me before returning to her notepad to continue her writing.
"No Soul professor Stien said to write this report on the holy sword or fail. Besides it's your fault we didn't kill the witch last mission." She snapped as the holy sword described his life in the twentieth century.
"FOOL!" the sword suddenly snapped slapping his cane repeatedly over my head.
"Hey I get hit enough already. Besides Maka you were unconscious I had to get you out of there." I stuttered as I shield my now pulsing cranium.
"Ah young love, I remember when I was in love…" Excalibur continued.
"You were actually loved by someone for more than two minutes." I laughed. Maka tried to hide her smile before a white cane slapped her nose. Growling I pull my pigtailed miester behind me.
"She and I were in love and that is why I drink herbal tea at night. Any questions?" he asked us. Ok Maka had better have gotten all of his ranting because I was about to kill the annoyance.
"Soul, scythe form." Maka whispered eerily. In a flash of light I was spinning in her hands. The ultimate weapon seemed unfazed as he danced around singing his theme song. Stupid weird….thing. Maka jumped around before swing to slice at the mutants head. Suddenly the two of us found ourselves on the ground. Maka slapped her hand to her cheek as I noticed blood run down to her neck.
"Maka!" I yelped as I rush to her side attempting to move her hand so I could check it.
"FOOL'S I AM EXCALIBUR YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME." He yelled majestically.
"Dude you are not cool. No one would fight you because you show no threat." I yell, angry at myself for allowing my partner to be injured in such a way.
"Soul, don't let's just go I have all we needed." Maka said as she stood to leave. Both of us grimaced as we left the cave praying we'd never see the stupid sword again.
"Maka, Soul did you finish your report on Excalibur I gave you?" Stien asked as he rolled toward us Monday morning. Both of us once again contorted our faces handing the papers to the sadistic teacher.
"Very good you may return to your seats." He said once he made sure we had actually done the report.
"So was he as bad as we told you?" Blackstar asked as he and Kidd held back their laughter. I guess the sight of our faces proved to be enough because soon every student who had been associated with the weapon now was laughing on the floor. I guess our turn with the annoyance wasn't cool but was inevitable. Sigh so uncool.