"Well first of all inuyasha when are you planning on marrying my daughter?"Kagomes mom asked as she continued to look though the bag
"Wh..what? I wasn't gonna.. I mean I wasn't planning too… I don't think she's… eh…"Inuyasha said as he tried to figure out what he was saying.
'What's she thinking…. Asking me something like that!"Inuyasha thought as he looked at the table.
"I see your not sure.. well any way since I'm sure your mother or father never gave you 'the talk' I guess I'll have too"kagomes mom said as she took a banana out of the bag with a tiny box.
"Ok inuyasha do you know what this represents?"Kagomes mom asked as she put the banana down.
"That your hungry?"Inuyasha asked
"No try again"Kagomes mom said as she started to read the back of the small box
"You guys are getting a monkey?"Inuyasha asked totally clueless
"No inuyasha I should start from the very start, do you know how a girl gets pregnant?"Kagomes mom asked.
"Eh….."Inuyasha said that's all that could come out.
'FUCK CORSE I KNOW! I should just keep quite but…"Inuyasha thought as kagomes mom handed him a tiny plastic packet.
"That's a condom you where it when you have sex so kagome won't get pregnant under stand so far?"Kagomes mom asked. Inuyasha started to do that eye twitchy thing before..
crash…
"I think I get it…"Inuyasha said from on the floor. He had fallen off his chair from the shock.
"Good now lets go though how you put it on, then you have to get the right size, then I have to teach you about why not having sex till marriage is important and… Inuyasha honey why are you banging your head on the table?"Kagomes mom asked
"Can we have this talk later….. like in a few more years?"Inuyasha asked as he looked down. His face we flushed and his eras where pressed to his head, he just wanted to hide until kagomes mom forgot to about this.
"At the rate you two are moving I don't think so now the sooner we start the faster we can get though this"Kagomes mom said as she clapped her hands together
"Ok first of all open that tiny packet"Kagomes mom said.
"Ok"Inuyasha said as he sat up he used his picky to cut it and his pointer to take the condom out.
"Only on hand? Well ok then next read the instructions on the back of this box and place it on the banana"Kagomes mom said as inuyasha said to himself
'Oh kami…… kill me please"Inuyasha whispered as he picked up the box and started to read the box.
'Ok good?"Inuyasha asked as he slipped it over the banana and made sure it had a little bit of room in the front.
"Yes perfect dear now we need go o the store and figure out what size you are and rent a movie for you about why it's not good to have sex before your married"Kagomes mom said as she grabbed her keys and started to drag him out the door.
Lol ok ok part 1 done reivew