Where'd you go?
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Oh sorry, we went to get the junk food. Sorry, I thought you knew.
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No.
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Sorry!
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What if I wanted to come?
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This is a joke, right?
Yes, but you thought it wasn't for a second!
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(Something rude in French.)
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(Rolls eyes.)
GET DESSERTS WITH MEAL.
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Two for you?
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No, I've suddenly changed my eating habits without telling you! Yes, get two.
And why French?
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You like French.
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(Hugs.)
Oh, and Jack just made a stupid joke about that didn't he? Tell him I could out-French him any day, and would he like a demonstration?
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This is much more fun that actual phone calls!