Author's Notes:
The Doctor still has an arch-nemesis, but the stakes are a lot smaller. (See my bio for what I did with the Master, whom I somewhat awkwardly call Drumming Removed!Master. Subtle!)
Hello, everyone. Seriously- STOP. EATING. THE BISCUITS. I'm not sure who this was you I'm contact anyone who's ever set foot in here recently.
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Sorry, I took them to work.
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Don't you have person to get some for you, or you know BUY YOUR OWN, MR BUSINESSMAN. ASK FIRST!
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It was funny.
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Oh, hilarious.
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HAHA I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST FOOD STEALER.
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How the hell are you a CEO of ANYTHING?
They let you fly a TARDIS.
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Go to hell, Koschei.