Author's Notes:
Other fandom alert.
Could you get some food for Alonso?
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What does he eat?
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Get some salads or something.
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Alright. Is the dog alright for food?
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Yes. Oh and we're out of biscuits.
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Never.
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Always.
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I know it's you. Stop making excuses.
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Fine then, it's me/biscuits from now on.
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Get off the Internet.
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You too, I saw that me/Alonso thing.
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That was Donna!
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If it was tell her I ship her/Alonso. He does.
What else do you ship?
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Jack/anything and Koshei/stupid jokes- by the way, if you ship Harry/Hermione you're not allowed in here again. No, I'm joking.
Don't go on the Internet.
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All to their own. Free ships, man, free ships.