Donna
Alonso
The Doctor
Jack
Koschei (underlined)
Donna's phone bleeped.
Alonso was being telepathic again.
Help me, the text read.
Donna was sure he was being dramatic.
-What?
-Please help me. I can hear them. Please. I can hear things. Ew.
-What am I supposed to do, not even in the same time at the moment. Run further away.
-Yes, that would be logical.
-Thanks for telling me the bloody lizard can communicate telepathically, Donna. Cheers.
-He told me not to tell you, and he's perfectly nice and, it's here to protect us, apparently.
-See how you like it.
-It's me, you idiot. Telepathic lizards, whatever.
-But I was right there once and it was talking to me. Don't call me names.
-I can see you...
-What?
-On a screen, silly. Hi!
-Wait until I get my hands on you!
-Martha didn't know either. Ha, ha, ha- Guardian. Like 'Black Guardian'? Ha, remember that story? It sounds Time Lord-ish. Ha.
-I'm gonna kill you.
-Go away.
-Only some of it was me, the lizard is telepathic.
-You're dead.
-Ha.
-OI! D'YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, JACKY BOY, HUH? DO YOU?
-I'm guessing she yelled then.
-Of course she did, scared me to death, had no idea what she was talking about. Brilliant though, I have to say.
-Jack, this is a friend of the Doctor's, whom he has asked to bombard you with messages in revenge even though he thought it was a good joke. Good day.
-Jack.
-Jack.
-Jack.
-Make him stop, he's been doing this for ten hours now.
-Last time you mess with me. Was funny though.
-Jack.
-Jack
-Jack.
-I like you.
-Jack.
-Make him stop!
-DON'T YOU THINK I'VE TRIED? Leave it, he'll get bored.
-Please? I have other stuff to do with this phone, you know.
-If you insist.
-Theta. I can see you.
-I see you.
-I see you.
-Nice one Jack, cheers.
-Once again, go to hell, Koschei.
-This is quite entertaining.
-Do your job.
-(monitors cleaning franchise)
-Oh, ha, ha, ha.
Martha jumped, as there was a strangled yell behind her, and a mobile phone was thrown across the room.