KACL Studios 4:59pm
"Martha, I think you just need to ask yourself if you love this man enough to want to spend the rest of your life with him."
"You're right. I will think about it. Thank you, Dr. Crane."
"Well, Seattle... it seems that true love may soon blossom for Martha and Greg. So on that heartwarming note, here's wishing you love, laughter and a good evening.
But above all, here's wishing you good mental health."
"Great segment, Frasier..." Niles said as he walked into the studio. "An entire show all about finding true love. If you wanted to torture me, you could have just taken
me to a fast food restaurant!"
"Oh I am sorry, Niles. I hadn't planned on doing a theme show, but it seems that everyone who called in had their mind on love." Frasier replied.
Niles swallowed hard "Well... there's more to life than love you know. Love only leads to heartbreak and loneliness."
"Niles, really, I think we should talk about this, and-."
"Hey losers! Get lost!" Bulldog said, dragging his metal props into the studio. "Did you hear me? I said BEAT IT!" Frasier cringed when Bulldog hit the large metal gong
with the stick; the sound resonating loudly throughout the studio.
"Bulldog, really!" Frasier yelled. "Must you use that awful contraption every time you do your show?"
"You're right, Doc." Bulldog said. He put his hand on his cheek as though he was deep in thought. "Yes, I must!"
"Frasier, I have to talk to her." Niles said frantically. "But I just don't know what to say!"
Bulldog scoffed. "Well you'd better start figuring it out."
"Niles looked at Bulldog in confusion. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Bulldog pointed to the window and barked. Niles looked up, his heart beating faster at the vision that had just entered Roz's booth.
"Daphne..." He said, unable to take his eyes off of her.
"Hang on a sec." Bulldog said, looking directly at Niles. "There's something I need to do."
There was a collective, disbelieving gasp as Bulldog walked into the booth and kissed Daphne passionately.
Then, in true Bulldog fashion returned to the studio, grinning at the stunned expressions that filled the faces of Niles, Frasier and Roz.
"What can I say? She's crazy about me! Story of my life." Bulldog said with a laugh as he walked past them and began his show.