*PLEASE READ!* I know death eaters don't say Voldemort's name! WARNING: There's a lot of retarded romance! With all the evil people starring in this chapter, I can't help but make fun of them in this way! Question 5 also refers to "Hot N' Cold" by Katy Perry and to Barney.
Quiz Madness-Voldemort and His Death Eaters
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That's Voldemort."
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"He's evil."
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"And i think he just said he wants a cookie..."
Question 1:
Have you found love?
Snape: I don't want to talk about it...
Narcissa: I love Lucius.
Lucius: And I love Narcissa.
Voldemort: How sweet. NOT! Hahaha,got you guys.
Narcissa: *Sniff*
Question 2:
Do you want to find love?
Bellatrix: I have no time for love. I live to serve the Dark Lord.
Voldemort: That means a lot coming from you, Bellatrix.
Yaxley: The Dark Lord and Bellatrix, sittin' in a tree-
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra.
Bellatrix: So...what are you doing tonight?
Question 3:
Do you like pudding?
Peter: Er...of course I do.
Voldemort: Really, Peter?...Do you like it more than me?
Peter: Uh...
Voldemort: *Growls*
Question 4:
How does it feel to be included in fan fiction?
Lucius: What is that?
Voldemort: Honestly,Lucius,how could you not know? *Whispers* Peter! Get me a dictionary!
Question 5:
Will you sing for me?
Lucius: You're hot,then you're-
Narcissa: Cold! You're yes,then you're no! You're-
Peter: In,then you're out! You're up then you're-
Voldemort: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY! WITH A GREAT BIG HUG-
Death Eaters: ......
Question 6:
What possesion do you think Voldemort couldn't live without?
Bellatrix: Me.
Peter: *Gasp* YOU SAID HIS NAME! *Faints*
Avery: *Snickers* His hair brush.
Voldemort: Oh no you just DIDN'T, FOOL!
Question 7:
OMG! Did you hear that Nymphadora married Remus Lupin,the werewolf?
Bellatrix: SHE IS THE DIRT ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SHINY BLACK SHOES!
Narcissa: Oh yeah, Bella, I was wondering if I could borrow those for tonight?
Bellatrix: What will you give me in return?
Narcissa:How about my pink nail polish?
Bellatrix: OKAY!
Narcissa: YAY!
Peter: *Mutters* Girls...
Question 8:
How are you doing today?
Voldemort: ...How am I doing?...How am I doing? I'm half dead, Harry Potter got away yet again, and my Death Eaters are morons! HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?!
Lucius: So...would you say this glass is half full or half empty? Just curious.
Question 9:
What's you favorite food?
Lucius: Potatoes.
Yaxley: ....Pie....
Bellatrix: Chocolate cake.
Voldemort: PONIES!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!
Peter: Now that's just evil...
Question 10:
The quiz ends here,ok?
Snape: I don't think I'll be able to bear it.