*PLEASE READ!* I might be using teachers that weren't at Hogwarts at the same time and only tought for a year. Question 3, of course, refers to The Mysterious Ticking Noise. Number 9 refers to I'm On A Boat.
Quiz Madness-Hogwarts Teachers
"I am Snape, the potions master."
"Er..."
Question 1:
Do you like chocolate?
Snape: Wow. What a great way to start a quiz. Chocolate. You're related to Lupin, aren't you?
Lupin: And what's that supposed to mean?
McGonagall: And of course Severus isn't reffering to your *coughADDICTIONcough*...
Lupin: I don't have an addiction!!! *Stuffs away Hershy wrappers*
McGonagall: Riiiiiiiiiiiight...
Question 2:
Okay,we're going to see how much you know about the person next to you. Would they rather be...in a forest or at the beach?
McGonagall: Um...I think Severus would probably rather be in the forest.
Snape: Why?
McGonagall: Well...You're kind of bat-like,you know? Don't bats live in the forest?
Lupin: Well anyway...I think Dumbledore would rather be at the beach.
Dumbledore: You're just imagining me in my bikini,huh?
Everyone: ...
Question 3:
Snape. Snape. Severus Snape?
Dumbldore: DUMBLEDORE!
Lupin: Ron .Ron. Ron WEASLEY!
Dumbledore: DUMBLEDORE!
McGonagall: Hermione...Hermione...Hermione. Hermione. Hermione.
Dumbledore: DUMBLEDORE!
Snape: HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! OH! HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER! YEAH! HARRY-
McGonagall: Wow,Severus...We didn't know you were so...er...enthu-
Snape: HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! THAT'S ME!-
McGonnagall: Mmhm...Er, Severus-
Snape: WHY DON'T I HAVE A COOL SCAR?!?!
McGonnagall: Well anyway...Who wants pie?
Question 4:
What's your lucky number?
Snape: I don't have a lucky number.
Dumbledore: I don't have a lucky number.
McGonnagall: I don't have a lucky number.
Remus: Well that was pointless.
Question 5:
What's do you do in your free time?
Lupin: Turn into a werewolf and try not to eat anybody...
Snape: Make potions to help Lupin not eat anybody.
Trelawney: Predict who Lupin will eat next.
McGonagall: Run from Lupin...
Question 6:
What is your greatest fear?
Snape: Being alone and without love for my whole life, having everybody hate me, then be killed by a giant snake.
Sprout: Yeah right. Like that would ever happen to anybody.
Question 7:
What is your favorite thing about Hogwarts?
Trelawney: All of the wonderful students.
Snape: You have got to be kidding me.
Trelawney: Yeah...I lied. I like the free food.
Question 8:
Do you have a best friend?
McGonnagall: None of the professers really do... it's kind of sad...
Snape: Speak for yourself. I for one happen to have a best friend.
McGonnagall: For the last time, Severus, Lily is dead.
Snape: Oh cruel world...
Question 9:
Who would you take if you won a boat ride for three?
Dumbledore: I'd take Minerva and..................................Edward Cullen.
Snape: Awww.....
Edward Cullen: *Yes*...
Question 10:
Would you ever join the Death Eaters?
Dumbledore: Sure, why not?
Trelawney: Well that was unexpected.
Snape: Okay, now i'm confused.
McGonnagall: Um......
Dumbledore: Heheh....Uh....Nevermind....