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Quiz Madness-The Trio
"Knock knock."
"Er...Who's there?"
"Interrupting Weasley."
"Interrupting Wea-"
"WEASLEY!"
Question 1:
What do you think of school?
Ron: Pretty boring... Lame teachers... Too much homework... Goofing off in class is fun though!
Hermione: School is extremely beneficial, and I highly esteem the valuable skills we learn from our more than competent teachers.
Ron: Oh, um... That's what I meant to say.
Question 2:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Harry: Er… I dunno…. Six?
Ron: But what's the woodchuck's name?
Hermione: Seventy-four logs, precisely… And by the way… Ron, do you need medical attention?
Question 3:
You see a huge (but harmless) spider. What do you do?
Harry: Eh, it's not bothering me. Maybe squash it if I'm in the mood, or if Ron's in the room. (Hehe)
Ron: Throw a book at it and RUN—Er, I mean, stand up to it and be a man. *Shivers*
Hermione: I can't believe you too! Killing a poor, innocent creature!
*A few years later…*
Harry and Ginny are happily married. However, Ron and Hermione's wedding has been postponed because Ron is having trouble getting over the fact that Hermione won't protect him from the big, bad spiders.
Question 4:
What's your favorite spell?
Harry: Expelliarmus.
Hermione: Harry… We all kind of knew that… You're getting a little predictable… That could come back to haunt you one day…
Harry: Yeah, right. You're talking nonsense, Hermione.
Question 5:
Let's dance?
Ron: *Pops, locks, and drops it*
Harry: *Dougies*
Hermione: *Whips her hair*
Harry and Ron: *Choke on Hermione's hair*
Question 6:
What's your favorite form of exercise?
Harry: Qudditch… Wait… Does that even count as exercise? I just kind of sit on the broom…
Hermione: Studying…
Ron: Umm…
Hermione: Ron, Harry and I both saw those belly dancing videos your mom gave you last Christmas…
Question 7:
Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
Ron: What the **** does that mean?
Question 8:
You're ugly.
Hermione: I know…
Harry: Hey, shut up!
Ron: Yeah right, I'm GORGEOUS.
Harry: You have to admit, Ron's pretty hot.
Ron: …
Harry: Don't you agree, Hermione?
Hermione: …
Harry: Guys, I'm not like that, I swear…
Question 9:
Some people seem to think Harry and Hermione should get together… Your opinion of this, Ronald?
Ron: *Growls…*
Hermione: I know the question was directed at Ron (though I don't know why), but I'd like to say that Harry and I are just friends.
Harry: Yeah, what Hermione said!
Ron: *…Growls…*
Question 10:
Okay, this is the last question for you guys! Then you'll probably never be featured in one of these interviews again. Isn't that sad?
Ron: I dunno, I might be able to sneak back in once…
Harry: Hah, I'll be back in the Coolest People Ever chapter!
Hermione: Oh, Harry…