So, here I am. Uploading a new chapter even though the first one doesn't even have any reviews. I just like coming up with new names for Mr. Crepsley to call people e.g. in the first chapter he called Steve a buffoon and in this one he calls Vancha and Kurda miscreants XD Anyway, disclaimer time.
Disclaimer
Steve: S.L. Gibbs does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway. Can I go and find Darren now?
S.L.: Fine, please don't rape him though.
"It is obvious that I am the best character in the Saga," Mr. Crepsley said. "The author is releasing a sequel about me. Not Leonard, but me."
"Did you have to pick on me then?" Steve muttered. "And besides, you're not. I mean, you have ginger hair. No-one likes ginger hair."
"I have green hair," Vancha said. "That, and my sparkling personality are two things that make me the sexiest vampire ever."
"No-one likes green hair, Vancha. And you aren't the sexiest vampire," Kurda grinned. "I am."
"It is I who is the most attractive vampire," Mr. Crepsley argued. "How many fans do you miscreants have? Now, compare that to how many I have."
Vancha and Kurda mumbled something nasty about Mr. Crepsley.
"Darren? Who do you think is better looking?" Kurda asked.
"It's me, right?" Steve pressed.
"You're not even a vampire." Vancha pointed out.
"It doesn't matter," Steve shrugged. "I'm still the hottest person here. Apart from Darren, of course."
Oh, brother. Darren thought. "Do I have to decide?"
"Yes." All 3 vampires, plus Steve, said at the same time.
"Alright, then I choose...Steve."
"In your face, losers!" Steve boasted.
"Do you really think so?" Mr. Crepsley whispered to Darren.
"No, but I knew he'd throw a tantrum if I didn't choose him."
"So, who do you really think-"
"Not telling!"