Chapter 10 – Emmett's Pizza

Inspired by lionnara and my classmates' obsession with sushi, this is for the people who loved both food and have yet to try Emmett and Jasper's version. Separated into two chapters, so stay tuned!

Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Twilight.

I was led by Chef Emmett and Chef Jasper to the head place in the dinning room. There were two silver platters on the table, both covered with fancy silver cover. I sat down uncertainly.

"Whose dish would you like to try first?" asked Edward.

The vampires were standing all around me: Jasper on my left and Emmett on my right. Carlisle stood by the counter, looking at the whole thing intently. I saw his black doctor bag on the floor. Is that necessary? Edward stood next to Emmett.

"Um," I figured I should play it fair, "Let's have a coin toss. Emmett is tail, Jasper is head,"

Edward gave me a coin, and I shook it like a prayer,

"Oh, by the power of the gods, please tell me who's dish I wouldn't like to try first?"

The coin spun and stop. Heads up.

I gulped. "Sorry, Jasper,"

"Hey, that's not fair! Try mine first!" Emmett whined.

I frowned at him. "I'm going to eat your food, Emmett! Why are you complaining? You get to poison me first,"

Emmett frowned. "But it's heads. Jazz won! I have to pay him back with a British castle fill with Chanel clothes,"

I stared at him. "Um, Emmett, I said who's dish I WOULDN'T like to try FIRST. It's heads. So Jasper go second,"

Emmett practically lit up like a Christmas tree. "Really? HAHAHA! Now Jazz, YOU have to pay me back with the newest Lamborghini!"

"Shut it, Em. Just serve you damn thing," said Jasper. "You get your car,"

Emmett grinned elfishly. "One Emmett's Pizza serving right up!" and opened the right silver platter.

We all peered at the dish. It was indeed a pizza, but what threw me were the slightly burned ingredients lying on top of the dough base.

Something old, something new, something horrid, something blue…

Why am I reminded horribly of the "somethings" needed in a wedding?

"Emmett," I asked weakly, trying to retain my professional position as a judge/guinea pig. "What exactly did you put on your, er, Emmett's Pizza?"

"Well, madam, I opened that shelf over there," said Emmett importantly, pointing to one of Esme's kitchen shelves. "And I saw all those ingredients, and I was like, wow, man, humans eat all these food? So I took everything down from the shelf – "

"Mind you, Bella" said Jasper. "When he says everything, he means everything,"

I gulped.

"Shut up, Jasper. I'm the one who's talking here," snapped Emmett. "So, I saw this powder kind of thing called 'Make your own pizza base' and I remember 'Hey, didn't Bella loves pizza? I'm so gonna win this thing! Then Jasper would have to pay me by buying all the islands in Dubai - "

"Emmett, just follow your story," said Edward tiredly. I suffered down a laughter. Edward probably "hear" this the second time.

"All right, pushy," grumbled Emmett. "Ok. So I followed all the instruction on the package – "

"And breaking Esme's stirrer and porcelain mixing bowl," added in Edward.

"Shut up!" said Emmett. "Anyway, when I broke the bowl it was too messy, so I threw it away and mix a second bowl, okay? And I didn't break the bowl again," Emmett looked annoyed and guilty at the same time. I tried not to laugh. I'm going to get stomachache after this. "Anyway, I make the dough and rolled it with the pin – and I did not break the pin in two- and the instruction said 'now put in all your favourite pizza ingredient', so I did,"

I stared down at the pizza again. There seemed to be…

"I put in things called gummy bears, gummy worms, this weird gummy pizza and gummy hamburgers. I figured I needed something not gummy, so I open the fridge and saw salmon! I knew Jasper wanted salmon so I took it first – ha, take that, Jasper! I win!- and put it. Also, I saw this weird yellow thing called cheddar. When Eddie said it's called cheese, I suddenly remember human put cheese on their pizza! So, TA DA! Emmett's Special Pizza,"

"He also refrained from mentioning that he also put in mustard, tomatos, pickles and a tough old bacon," said Edward.

"Shut up, Eddie!" Emmett said indignantly. Then he turned and looked at me.

He looked like a four-year-old child who had drawn a painting and was excited in showing his mum. His wide, bright smile reminded me too much of Carlisle's hopeful smile when he cooked. I felt so guilty at treating Carlisle by vomiting all his cooking out. But there's seemed to be more "something" on top of the pizza. I gulped, and smiled bravely at Emmett and said,

"That' really thoughtful of you, Emmett. Cheese is my favourite pizza topping,"

"HA! See, Jazz? I did it right! Put in all your favourite pizza topping!"

Jasper rolled his eyes and looked exasperated.

"Um, Emmett?" I called. "What is that blue thing?"

"That's blueberries!" cried Emmett excitedly. "I saw this bag of dried blue things called blueberries and put it in! There's cranberries, strawberries and mix-and-match berries – I never heard of THAT kind of berry, though, Bella – I thought the pizza needed a little something blue,"

Yes. My pizza resembled a rainbow, I thought silently. It looked like Emmett had real fun decorating my pizza with all the gummy candies. He even put on a happy smile with pickles and a dash of mustard.

Why is Emmett so weird? He just opened one rack that's filled with gummy food and just dumped everything inside. But I suddenly remember one of the shelves Edward had opened early: it was filled with canned food. I could have a sardine/baked beans/ corns/ lima beans/ ABC soup/bell pepper/pineapple pizza.

"Try it!" said Emmett excitedly.

I smiled weakly, and took a piece, and bit carefully.

I don't know if it's funny enough for you, about the Emmett pizza, so it'd be nice if you guys tell me about it!

Thanks! Review, if you please! I promise more tomorrow!