The Random Adventures of Darren Shan

by SouChouChou

Steve wishes there were more M rated fanfics about him and Darren, Debbie wishes Steve would leave her Darren alone, Darren wishes he knew what the heck was going on and everyone else just wishes Steve would go live somewhere else.

4. The Author

In this chapter we find out what the characters think of me XD Steve is doing my disclaimer again because I love him.

Disclaimer

Steve: S.L. Gibbs does not own me or the Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.

S.L.: Great, now dance.

Steve: Why?

S.L.: Because I find you attractive!

Steve: Speaking of attractive, where's Darren?

S.L.: …oh, Steve.

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"What is with the author of this fanfiction? I only get a line per chapter!" Evra complained. "I haven't even done the disclaimer yet!"

"I've done the disclaimer twice." Steve boasted.

"That's because the author is a big fan of your's." Darren explained.

"Alright! I have a fangirl!"

"You have a lot of them, actually," Darren replied. "Apparently, everyone who's reviewed this fanfic so far is a girl who loves you."

"What about me?" Evra asked.

"Meh," Darren shrugged. "No-one mentions you."

"But what happened to '30% of fangirls prefer Evra'?" Evra whined.

"Well, apparently green and scaley just isn't doing it for some girls." Debbie laughed.

"I don't know what you're laughing at. Almost all of the fangirls hate you, including the author of this fic." Darren said.

Debbie frowned. "Why am I even in this fanfic then?"

"Who knows?"

"I think the author of this fanfiction is an incompetent cretin." Mr. Crepsley announced.

"Cre- what?" Evra said.

"He's talking all fancy-like again." Darren shrugged.

"Darren, you smell good." Steve stated.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Darren, what do you think of the author?" Evra asked.

"I think she's okay but I wish she wouldn't make Steve stalk me so much."

Steve was doing his perverted laugh in the background.

"What about you, Vancha?"

"I could do with a bit more lines but I'm good."

"Ditto." Kurda agreed.

"Darren, you have pretty eyes." Steve said.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Charna's guts, this fanfiction makes no sense." Mr. Crepsley rolled his eyes.

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It was short but I loved how Mr. Crepsley called me a incompetent cretin XD Aww, and I'm sorry Evra, Kurda and Vancha – I'll give you guys more lines and I promise, Evra, you can do the disclaimer next time D:

Evra/Kurda/Vancha: Yay!

Mr. Crepsley: …you are still incompetent.

Steve: Can you please make Darren love me?

Darren: Can you please make Steve stop stalking me?

Debbie: …