Spoiler warning for this chapter. Mr. Crepsley rants about Steve XD And I kept my promise – Evra, you can do my disclaimer for this chapter.

Disclaimer

Steve: What the heck is that?

S.L.: *Holds up plush toy* It's my chibi version of you.

Steve: …why do you have a chibi version of me?

S.L.: Because you're a bucket full of manliness! Anyway, I promised Evra he could do the disclaimer so get!

Evra: What's that?

S.L.: It's my chibi version of Steve.

Evra: I'm not even going to ask. Anyway, S.L. Gibbs does not own me, Steve or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.

S.L.: I do own this chibi version of Steve though, right?

Evra: *Sighs* Fine.

"Everyone! I have convinced our dimwit of an author to do a chapter about me!" Mr. Crepsley announced.

"Aww, but she promised she'd feature me more." Evra complained.

"I do not care. Now, hush!"

"So, what exactly will you do in this chapter, Mr. Crepsley?" Darren asked.

"I do not know but I do know that it will not have you two in it. Every single chapter so far has been about you and that sleazy one, Leonard."

"There was no need to be mean." Steve grumbled. Mr. Crepsley ignored him.

"Oh, I know what I will do! I will do a rant like this one did."

"What are you going to rant about?"

"Him," He pointed to Steve. "This pathetic excuse for a vampaneze was responsible for my death."

"And Shancus's." Evra put in.

"Quiet, this is my chapter! Anyway, this fool goes and tricks us and I end up dying in vain. How do you think that made the readers feel? I mean, I am the best character in the Saga. And why is he living here with us anyway? He is the Vampaneze Lord, why does he not go live with the vampaneze?"

"Because I can watch Darren dry off in the bathroom through the keyhole if I live here." Steve explained.

"What?" Darren responded.

"Nothing."

"And there he goes again, harassing Darren. Does he not have anything better to do then torture the poor boy?"

Steve laughed his perverted laugh. "I don't torture you, do I, Darren?"

"Er…so, continue your rant, Mr. Crepsley." Darren said, avoiding Steve's question entirely.

"Gladly. I mean, he is such an idiot. He did not realize that Darren did what he did to save him. If I were Darren, I would have just let him die."

"But if I did then none of this would've happened and the series would have been really boring." Darren pointed out.

"Technically, none of this really did happen because in the last book you go back in time to prevent yourself from spying on Steve."

Darren pursed his lips. "I wonder what really did happen to me."

"You fell in love with me and we got married." Steve answered cheerfully.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Oh, hush! You two talk too much." Mr. Crepsley growled.

"Sorry, Mr. Crepsley." Darren replied.

"It is okay, I have run out of things to rant about anyway."

S.L.: I'm sorry Mr. Crepsley but Darren and Steve did kind of rule this chapter too.

Mr. Crepsley: You are still incompetent.

S.L.: I know, I'm sorry! I still love you though.

Darren: Why wasn't Debbie in this chapter to save me from Steve's wrath? T_T

S.L.: Because I like it when Steve stalks you and I hate Debbie.

I'd like to thank Blood Rose Vampiress for reviewing all the chapters so far and also everyone else who has reviewed and/or added this story to their favourites :D