Ever wondered what the characters of the Saga would think of the Cirque du Freak movie? Now's your chance to find out XD
Disclaimer
S.L.: Say it!
Mr. Crepsley: Why? I do not like you.
S.L.: Please?
Crepsley: Fine, S.L. Gibbs-
S.L.: Say "SL-nee-sama".
Crepsley: Rolls eyes SL-nee-sama does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway. Can I go now?
"Since a lot of the reviewers have been asking SL-nee-sama to give me more lines, she has decided to make this chapter mine." Vancha proclaimed.
"But what about me? She promised!" Evra whined.
"You did the disclaimer last time, isn't that enough? Now, quiet! I'm trying to think about what we'll do in this chapter."
"How about we go out somewhere?" Darren suggested. "We've been in this house for the whole fanfic."
"It's my chapter so I decide!" Vancha shouted. "I know – we'll go out somewhere!"
"Isn't that what Darren just-"
Darren cut Steve off. "Just let it go."
"But where should we go?" Vancha muttered to himself.
"I hear the Cirque du Freak movie is still showing, how about we go and see that?" Darren offered.
"I know! We'll go and see the Cirque du Freak movie!"
"That was terrible!" Vancha exclaimed. "I wasn't even in it!"
"That's because the movie was based on the first three books and you weren't in any of those." Darren explained.
"I know that but they changed a lot of crucial things, would it hurt to throw me into it a little early?"
"I agree with Vancha – the movie was terrible." Steve said.
"Why didn't you like it, Steve?" Darren asked even though he knew he was going to regret it later.
"Because the guy who played you wasn't sexy enough."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"For once, I agree with Leonard." Mr. Crepsley said.
"About the guy who played Darren not being sexy enough?" Evra chuckled.
"No, you fool! About the movie being terrible! They made me look like a grumpy, old brute. I am not really like that, am I?"
Darren stifled a laugh. "Of course not, Mr. Crepsley."
"I hated it too. They replaced me with that Rebecca girl." Debbie growled.
"That was the one thing that was good about it!" Steve laughed.
"I thought it was okay," Evra shrugged. "They could've done better."
"I agree." Kurda said.
"One thing I did like was the guy who played you, Larten." Vancha laughed. "He had a ginger afro."
Hey, guys! Thankyou so much for all the lovely reviews! They all made me really happy and I'm glad you guys are enjoying this fanfic, even if Mr. Crepsley isn't.
Mr. Crepsley: I hate you.
S.L.: Love you too.
Even though he hates me, Mr. Crepsley is also very grateful for all your reviews.
Steve: And so am I! I have fangirls! Whoohoo!