Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Even though I don't believe in Valentine's Day T_T
Darren: See, Debbie! I'm not the only one!
Anyway, here's the disclaimer. This time done by Kurda - the only person who hasn't done my disclaimer yet :D
Kurda: SL-nee-sama does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway. Will you be my Valentine? (He's desperate)
SL: No. Steve, will you be my Valentine?
Steve: ...huh, what? I was too busy practicing how I was going to ask Darren to be my Valentine.
SL: ...so, anyone else want to be my Valentine?
Kurda: But I just asked-
SL: Anyone except Kurda.
"It's Valentine's Day!" Steve announced. "I know just who I want to be my Valentine." He cast a sideways glance at Darren.
"Well, too bad because he's mine." Debbie spat.
"Hey! I didn't agree to be anybody's Valentine!" Darren yelled. "I don't believe in Valentine's Day."
"What do you mean, you don't believe in Valentine's Day?" Debbie shouted.
"It's just a day to make single people feel bad about themselves." Darren explained.
"But you don't have to be single, Darren." Steve winked.
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Anyway, I'm not going to be anybody's Valentine and that's that."
"Hey, Larten," Vancha smiled. "Happy Valentine's Day."
"Vancha, you know I do not believe in Valentine's Day." Mr. Crepsley replied.
"Come on, it only happens once a year," Vancha whined. "Loosen up, you old prune."
"Do not call me old, you brute!"
Vancha laughed. "Anyway, there's something I wanted to ask you…"
"What?"
"Will you be my Valentine?"
"Vancha, I told you I do not believe in-"
"I know but I was hoping you would make an acception for me?"
Mr. Crepsley sighed and then laughed. "Fine, Vancha, I will be your Valentine."
"If you're wondering what happened to me, I had loads of Valentine's. I'm so attractive that all the ladies were just lining up." Kurda grinned.
"Lies!" Evra hissed.
Kurda sighed. "Fine, Steve settled for me when Darren wouldn't be his Valentine."
"And Debbie settled for me." Evra put in.