Steve: What? Still no M rated fanfics about me and Darren? I guess I'll have to write my own then!
So, I guess you figured out that Steve writes a fic in this chapter ;D It's not really fanfiction cuz Steve isn't technically a fan but he wants it to be so who are we to argue? XD In today's disclaimer, we will be joined by...Gannen?
Gannen: SL-nee-sama does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.
SL: What are you doing here? You're not in this fanfic, nor do I plan to put you in it.
Gannen: Steve called me. He wants me to protect him from you.
SL: Hey, Steve-xiao-tu, that's not nice D;
Steve: Do I even want to know what xiao tu means?
SL: Probably not.
Steve ran into the room, waving a piece of paper in the air.
"Darren! Darren, look! I wrote a fanfiction about us!" He announced.
"You couldn't've written a fanfiction because you're not a fan." Darren pointed out.
"Okay, a fictional piece of writing based on a true story." Steve grinned.
"Somehow I doubt it's based on a true story." Debbie snorted.
Steve ignored her. "So, will you read it for me, Darren? You're a good writer, you can check for mistakes or whatever."
"I bet the whole thing will be a mistake." Debbie put in.
Steve ignored her again. "So, will you?"
"Fine." Darren sighed as he took the piece of paper from Steve.
I was on the way to my boyfriend, Darren's house when I saw Debbie. She was Darren's stalker. She never left him alone and she just didn't get that Darren didn't like her.
"Hey, Steve!" She said.
"Oh, hi, Debbie." I replied.
"I've just been to see Darren," She bragged. "We did stuff if you know what I mean."
"You lie!" I yelled.
"Believe what you want but it's the truth." Debbie laughed.
Scared that she was actually telling the truth for once, I ran to Darren's house.
"Darren?"
"Oh, hey, baby." He said in his super cute feminine-sounding voice. He was wearing a frilly, pink maid-style dress with an apron over it. Just the way I liked it. "I just made cookies, do you want some?"
When I didn't say anything, he noticed that I was upset. I love how he knew me.
"What's wrong, honey?" He asked.
"I'm just going to say it," I looked into his eyes. "Did you cheat on me with Debbie?"
He caressed my cheek. "Baby, I would never cheat on you. Especially not with Debbie."
"I know," I smiled. "I can't believe I thought otherwise."
Then he pulled me into a passionate kiss. His fingers were entwined in my hair. I-
"Okay," Darren laughed awkwardly.
"Did you finish it?" Steve asked enthusiastically.
"Erm, you know what? I think that the start was so good that I don't even need to read the ending!" Darren lied.
"Really? You like it? I'm going to go upload it to a fanfiction site!" Steve yelled before skipping away happily.
"But I told you, it isn't really a fanfic-" Darren began but Debbie cut him off.
"Just let him go."
I loved Steve's fanfic XD The guy has some messed up sexual fantasies D; Thankyou so much for the reviews, everyone ^_^