I never did explain why I made Steve obsessed with Darren, did I? XD Basically, Steve was just a little bit obsessed with Darren in the books. You've got to admit it. I mean, he devoted his whole life to finding and killing him. So I decided to turn that obsession around and make it into the good kind 8D Well, good for everyone else, bad for Darren. Also cuz I think Steve is dang cute when he's swooning over Darren :3 Anyway, here is *sniff sniff* the last disclaimer I will ever write for this fic. (Hopefully not the last disclaimer I will ever write, ever again).

Steve: SL-nee-sama does not own me (although she acts like she does T_T) or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.

SL: Thankyou, Steve-xiao-tu.

Steve: I'm going to miss you calling me that.

SL: Really?

Steve: No, you made me say that.

"This sucks!" Steve screamed.

"What?" Darren asked.

"This is our last chapter." Steve replied.

"I know," Darren sighed. "But SL-nee-sama did say she'd write another fic about us."

"I know but I didn't even end up with you in this one!" Steve yelled.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"I, for one, am glad it's over," Mr. Crepsley announced. "It was the stupidest fanfiction I have ever been in and I have been in some quite grotesque ones. 'SL-nee-sama' is a moron."

"I agree with Mr. Crepsley," Debbie muttered. "She is a moron."

"Oh, hush, Debbie-dumbass!"

"Who was that?" Evra asked.

"Oh, God, it's not…" Steve's voice trailed off when heard the witchy laugh coming from the hallway and he saw the girl standing in the doorway.

"SL-nee-sama." Darren finished for him.

"In Darren Shan Saga form," The girl grinned. "Miss me?"

"Heck no!" Steve yelled before running to the other side of the room to hide behind Darren. SL just laughed.

"Look who I brought with me," She dramatically pointed to the doorway.

"Sam?" Darren and Evra gasped.

"Yes, that's right," SL nodded. "My next fic will hopefully have Sam-mao in it."

"Will I be in it?" Steve asked enthusiastically.

"Of course, Steve-xiao-tu." SL smiled. "Darren too. And defiantly Mr. Crepsley." She wiggled her eyebrows at the ginger-haired vampire as she said the last part. "Don't know about everyone else though."

"Will you write a fic about me, SL-nee-sama?" Evra begged. "I never even got my own chapter in this fic."

"I'll try, Shé-kun," SL replied. "Sorry about that, by the way. You guys two." She was speaking to Vancha and Kurda.

"It's okay," Vancha grinned. "As long as you write me a romance fic."

"With who?" SL asked.

Vancha cast a sideways glance to Mr. Crepsley who wasn't even paying attention to the conversation. "I think you know."

SL laughed. "Yeah, I do."

"Anyway," SL pointed dramatically at all the Saga characters in the room. "I must dash but this won't be the last time you see." She then grabbed Sam and the two of them disappeared into the floorboards, SL laughing maniacally.

"I'm going to miss that girl," Kurda said.

"But she hates you." Darren pointed out.

"I know but I was just trying to get my one line in."

And that *sniff* concludes *sniff sniff* The Random Adventures of Darren Shan. Hopefully you guys will tune in for my next fic but I don't even know what it'll be about yet. I want to put Sam-mao in it because I love him (not as much as Steve) and I forgot to put him in this fic. So, thankyou everyone for staying with me until now and the reviews and favourites made me smile 8D

But before I go, someone asked me what xiao tu meant so I'm going to quickly explain the nicknames I gave to some of the characters in this chapter.

Xiao tu (Steve)- Bunny rabbit in Chinese.

Mao (Sam) - Cat in Chinese.

Shé-kun (Evra) - I think you all know what -kun is, shé is snake. Also in Chinese.

So, again, thankyou everyone. And bye-bye for now 8D

Steve: Bye bye, I love you my fangirls and M rated fic writers! 8D

Darren: Thankyou for reading!

Mr. Crepsley: How could you have read something like this? Thankyou for reading anyway.

Evra: Thanks for the reviews! Especially cookiemonster328, she knows what sexy is.

Vancha/Kurda: Bye :3