Hi, people 8D This fic is technically finished but the other day I found first drafts of the first two chapters so I thought I might upload them. Also, there's an epilogue at the end for a sequel to this fic called The Random Adventures of Steve Leonard that I'll be uploading soon.

Chapter 1: First Draft

"Darren? Why is it the fangirls prefer you and Creepy Crepsley to me? I mean, look at me!"

"I don't know, Steve." Darren yawned.

"I mean, Crepsley's ginger and who likes gingers?"

"I don't know, Steve." Darren repeated.

"And I'm- hey, are you even listening to me?"

"I don't know, Ste- oh, er, yeah."

Steve sighed. "You, Crepsley and that damn snake-boy! Why is it that fangirls pick such random characters to fangirl over?"

"Well, you are a psycho, crazed killer after all." Darren replied nonchalantly.

"But I'm a handsome, psycho, crazed killer." Steve pointed out. "And besides, that's what makes me interesting. You on the other hand are just a goody-two-shoes who's all about saving lives and sacrificing yourself for others. Yawn."

"Well, I think it's better to be a goody-two-shoes then a monster." Debbie put in, No-one had noticed she'd entered the room.

"You would." Steve laughed.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Debbie growled.

"Nothing, Vampire Princess. Nothing." Steve chuckled.

Debbie rolled her eyes. "Darren, how were you friends with this guy?"

"He couldn't keep away – he was drawn to me by my good looks." Steve answered for him.

"No-one was asking you." Debbie spat.

Steve shrugged.

Vancha entered the room. "Hey, Darren, Debbie, idiot,"

"What did you just call me?" Steve roared.

Vancha chuckled and didn't even bother answering Steve's question. "As a response to your earlier statement, none of the fans like you because you're ugly."

Mr. Crepsley popped up out of nowhere. "Actually, I believe that nobody likes you because you were responsible for my death."

"Nobody likes him because he killed Shancus!" Evra called from another room.

"Nobody likes him because he's a monster." Debbie muttered.

"Whatever," Steve shrugged. "You like me, don't you, Darren?"

"Of course,"

Steve stuck his tongue out at Vancha, Mr. Crepsley and Debbie then left.

"You do? After he killed me?" Mr. Crepsley gasped.

"And nearly killed me?" Debbie added.

"No," Darren chuckled. "I just said that to keep him happy."

Chapter 2 First Draft This was orginally supposed to be called Debbie's Rant

"Hey, Darren? How come in all the fanfictions I'm always an annoying fangirl? You don't think I'm annoying, do you, Darren?"

"Of course not, Debbie."

"Those damn Darren x Evra fanfics! Why are there never any that involve me? Hey, Darren, you and Evra aren't really…you know."

Darren jumped to his feet. "No!"

"Why the dramatic denial, Darren? Are you hiding something?" Vancha teased.

"You're not even part of this conversation!" Darren yelled.

Vancha laughed.

"Isn't Evra married with 3 kids?" Debbie pointed out.

"What's wrong, Debbie? Scared of loosing your man?" Vancha chuckled.

And it just stops here. I never finished it.

The Random Adventures of Steve Leonard

Well, hello, readers. You thought we were done, right? And with only 11 chapters! Here's some good news for you – we're NOT done! And this time the story's MINE!

It'll be so much more exciting than Darren's story! It'll have romance, action, adventure and a whole lot of SMUT! Okay, that last part was a lie but I promise, when the actual fic starts then I won't stray too far from the truth – Darren made me swear not to.

So, don't forget to check back in a little while or add SL-nee-sama to author alert because once I have SEX with Darren in her current fic, (That was another lie) then she'll have my fic up soon.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you soon!

Steve Leonard