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Chapter 29 – I'll Be Your Personal Chef

Bella's POV

Edward sent me home after the party. It had been a few days since I went home, and I was worried about Charlie. Though he had been experimenting with cooking for about as long as Edward was in exile, but, being just a human, not to mention a human man, he just wasn't that interested. Luckily there were some pizza left and I brought back home, just in case.

"Edward! So you've come back!" said Charlie when Edward stepped into the house. "How's your, erm, exile?"

Edward. Always the better actor, said like a boy who had learned his lesson.

"It was difficult, but I understand I was wrong and I accept the punishments from Esme gladly,"

Charlie didn't know what to say.

"Hey, dad, have you eaten dinner yet? We have some really good pizza," I said.

"Hmmmm. Okay. I just cooked some bacon and ate bread. Pizza would be nice. There's a game going on," said Charlie, already itching to the television.

"And I must leave. I still have crefew," said Edward solemnly to Charlie and a wink to me. "Good night, Charlie,"

"Yeah, good night. Say hi to your parents," said Charlie. He took a bite of Emmett's pizza absent-mindedly, then his eyes widened.

"Wow. Where did you get this pizza? It's amazing!"

I stared at Charlie. "Really, dad?"

"Yeah!" Charlie took another bite and his eyes glazed over. "It's totally amazing!"

"Emmett is experiencing with pizza," said Edward. "He's thinking of opening a pizza shop now that he quit university,"

"Wow. Tell him to go ahead. I'd be his first customer!" said Charlie enthusiastically, finishing all the pizza before you could say "Emmett's underpants".

Edward laughed. "I will. Good night!" and he walked to the door. I followed him.

"You're not really leaving, right?" I said, reluctant to let him go.

"No. But I'll be back in an or two hour. I still have to talk with Esme and everything. I'll see you before you sleep. Is it okay, love?"

I smiled and inhaled his scent. "Yeah. Family first. I needed a long human moment before you come,"

"Good night," Edward winked. I laughed.

Edward came in through the window after Charlie went to bed. I was feeling sleepy already. It had also been one hell of a three month for me. I didn't sleep well and had occasional nightmare without Edward's presence. But knowing him back in town was the best comfort I could get.

"Hey, love," said Edward, climbing in next to me in my bed. "Did I wake you?"

I sighed. "No. I'm not asleep yet,"

There was a long moment of silence until I could almost expect Edward was asleep. Then he laughed silently.

"It's been one hell of a month, eh?" said Edward.

"Precisely my words," I smiled, worming myself to the contours of his marble body.

Edward shook his head. "Thinking back every single moment was amazing. I can't believe we actually live through it,"

"The major puking," I laughed. Then I remembered how pale and shaken he was at the TV, I caressed his hair. "I'm sorry I laughed. It must've been hard,"

"It was terrible," Edward confessed. "I felt all my dead organs are coming out from my throat. When I coughed up blood I almost thought, for a moment, that I was going to be dehydrated,"

I kissed him. "My poor Edward! I was so worried. To tell the truth, Esme was too. In fact, she almost pardoned you guys if Emmett didn't break that Egypt vase,"

Edward sighed. "We know. Carlisle was so good with his voice! Emmett always do mess things up!"

"But you guys finally grew up," I pointed up. "And became a better vampires,"

Edward laughed. "After a century,"

"I don't understand," I said. "Why is Emmett still like this after so many years? Why haven't he learnt his lessons?"

Edward frowned for a moment and answered. "It's because we are frozen both personality and age. Well, a few of our strongest personality, anyway. Most of us are frozen in adolescence. So we are still acting like a pile of boys. But really, without these kind of scheme every decade or so, life does get pretty boring,"

"It makes you old," I teased. Edward laughed.

After a while, when I was about to sleep, I asked Edward,

"Edward, were you really crazy? I saw you talking to yourself with 'Tiny Me' and 'Mini Me'…And Carlisle was totally off the hook and all that gluing at Emmett's mouth…"

Edward did something so unlike him. He coughed self-consciously.

"Erm… Bella, I promised not to break the promise,"

"What promise?" I said, curious and suspicious.

"It's a boy thing," said Edward. "Bella, you do know you are a really bad actress, right?"

I started to protest.

"Shhh, love," said Edward, putting a finger on my lips. "Just know this: exaggeration,"

Then he hummed my lullaby and I had no choice but to fall asleep. I think I ate too much. Because I dreamt of a bunch of different sizes Edwards waving their hands and shouting,

"I like to move it, move it! Pizza is my speciality!"

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