Author's note: Freakin' huh? This should be good.
Chapter 3
Dartpaw's habit of saying freakin' a lot hadn't gone away the next day. He'd also gotten a little ruder, and said things such as:
"You're freakin' stupid!"
"You smell like freakin' Chainstar's old breath!"
"You look like that freakin' bird me and the freakin' patrol caught that freakin' day, which means you look like a freakin' monster of freakin' ScaryClan!"
Right now he was teasing Germkit for his incredibly fuzzy butt. "Freakin' Ninetail should of named you freakin' Fuzzkit so your freakin' warrior name would be freakin' Fuzzbutt!" And Germkit started whimpering.
Dartpaw couldn't find Bronzetail, so he assumed he left without him, and went back to the apprentice's den. "Bronzetail's a freakin' dummy." Dartpaw muttered. He didn't feel like going back to sleep, so he just lay there, thinking about scolding his own mentor when he got back, when Snowpaw pounced on him. "Why weren't you with the border patrol? We caught Moonstar, leader of SunClan on our border. She's talking to Skystar now, something about having two more lives, something' like that. So, why didn't you come. It was awesome, Copperear dragged her in by the neck, he's so cruel. But seriously, where were you?" Snowball fretted.
Dartpaw sighed. I couldn't find freakin' Bronzetail." He meowed. "Well, he wasn't with us. I'll keep an eye out, if you want me to, and if no one has seen him, I'll report to Chainstar. I hope he's found, or you might need to get a new mentor!" Snowball sympathized. "See ya!" And she ran out to greet Kittycat, her mentor.
"Ahhh! Where's freakin' Bronzetail, you freakin' piece of freakin' moss! Freakin' Skystar had freakin' better send out a freakin' patrol or I'll freakin' go nuts like freakin' Chainstar!" Dartpaw was sitting in a pile of moss, and yelling at it. At one point, Dartpaw actually wanted the stupid moss to say something, even though that would really freak him out.
Whitepaw landed right beside him. "I've been practicing jumping out of trees and landing on aim! Uh-oh, here comes Redpaw, and, ouch..." Redpaw landed on Dartpaw. "Ow! Why'd you do that, you freakin' idiot!" Redpaw stared at him, eyes full of pain. "You hurt my feelings! I'm telling on you!" And he scampered off. "You're gonna get in trouble. Better face it Dartpaw. Don't run away. That's the worst thing you could do. Now go!" Whitepaw said.
Dartpaw had to listen, he knew Whitepaw could crush him, he was a runt, and Whitepaw was almost a warrior, and she was fat. He was stopped by Skystar. "I understand, he landed on you, but next time, keep your mouth shut. This is a warning. Now go eat a piece on that bird, somehow, it's been two moons and it's not gone yet!" Dartpaw nodded and ripped a chunk of fat bird for him to eat.
A patrol arrived with Bronzetail shortly afterwards. Dartpaw went right up to him. "Where have you been?" He asked. Bronzetail shook his head. " go there. It's true! It's actually haunted. I saw one, then I ran into SunClan. They thought I was stupid." Bronzetail sighed. "No! You're not freakin' stupid!" Brozetail lightened up. "You're a freakin' idiot! And you're freakin' stupid." Bronzetail look forlorn again. "I'm sad."
"You should be, you freakin' freak!"
"Now I'm a freak?"
"You've always been one!"
"Guys, shut up. Whitepaw and Redpaw are becoming warriors!"
"Whitepaw, you are now a warrior. Your new name is Whitestorm." Skystar said.
Everybody cheered. "Redfur! Whitestorm! Redfur! Whitestorm!"
"Aw, we missed most of the freakin' clan meeting. That sucks."