Lesbianism
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.
Author's Notes: HAHA, okay so I shouldn't be laughing. Sorry for taking so long. You know what sucks? Long tests, projects and math. Yeah, blame math and the problems. So don't go flaming me, cuz' I took too long. Aaaand, I am also very sorry because that this chapter is short or too ugly for your keeping. Don't kill me and I'll give you a cookie. So, read&review and I'll love you forever.
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Chapter Three: Ten Hours and Counting...
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Diary: Today is June 17, and my theme is: not so amazing at the moment.
Sasuke Uchiha: That's his name right? Well he fucking called me a huge ass and started dragging me all the way to school. Other than that he was very sexy when he smirked (IF ONLY THAT STICK UP HIS HEINY WOULD BE PULLED OUT, and then he'll have a nicer attitude than a stubborn bastard).
I know being the overreacted bitch I am, I still have the right to be quiet, 'cuz, I didn't know this guy. And of course he didn't like me for BUMPING HIM ACCIDENTALLY. And besides, I was the one who FELL and not him.
Considering that he's not black-eyed and he's not limping, I let him live—for a while, that is, if he could keep is cool before I grind his ass in the shredder and place his grave on top of a mountain and dance.
Yeah, I can be COOOOOL like that.
So anyways, after he was introduced by me (which was blonde kid who had blue eyes and a very wide grin, like Chesire), I met the rest of their gang. Well they weren't a gang, they were only four. So I consider them as a small gang.
(Add a smiley face up there)
Ino Yamanaka, who gave me her number and e-mail address and the blonde boy, Naruto Uzumaki, who practically called Sasuke, teme every single day; and they were best friends for GOD'S FOR SAKEN.
Oh and add Sasuke Uchiha, the guy with the raven coloured hair (that was shaped like a chicken's ass, totally matching his personality) and pretty obsidian eyes. But don't be fooled, he has the attitude of an I-don't-care-who-dies-leave-me-alone-in-this-cruel-cruel-world person.
And did I say; he has a stick up his friggin' ass?
Love:
Sakura-Chaaanaro.
During Computer Class...
(2 Unread E-Mails)
To: prettynotpinksakura
From: chocolatefrostedandy
Hey,
How is the school there? You know, the rehab school you're talking about. Are you missing me? And God, please reply back. It's getting lamer here in school than ever.
So, how about we meet at Starbucks this Saturday, I'll just have to skip just for you.
-Andy.
To: prettynotpinksakura
From: beachblonde
SAKURAA!
I heard you were e-mailing instead of listening to Hatake-Senpai, he's really boring and late at times. But, I do hope you will enjoy your stay here at school. This place is really nuts at times, but you'll get used to the fact that you're studying with a bunch of freak shows.
So anyways, what got you here in the first place? I was sent here because I don't study.
Reply Back,
Ino
To: beachblonde
From: prettynotpinksakura
INOOOO!
Yes I was e-mailing, I was also face-booking and I was snoring (YOU GET THE IDEA). Hatake is boring, but I tend to listen. I am so lucky I get to have Technology Livelihood Education as my first subject. I tend to have my Blackberry and laptop as my best friends.
I think I can live with the fact that weirdos are living in this hell hole. I just hope to God I'll be able to live.
Uh, yeah so it's a long story why I got transferred here; two words:
Tomboy.
'Till the sun never shines,
SAKURA
P.S.—You're considered as my cool friend now, so better not tell anybody about this.
P.S.S.—Have you ever wondered what P.S. means?
P.S.S.S.—A friend of my old school just asked me to uh... a date (kind of like a friend date) this Saturday, what should I say?
To: prettynotpinksakura
From: beachblonde
YOU'RE A LESBO!
WOW, I THOUGHT... THEY DON'T EXIST.
And tomboy is one word, forehead.
Hey by the way I just noticed that you have a very large forehead, so forehead is now my new nickname for you! I hope you like it.
From the beachy blondie,
Ino
P.S.—I'm your cool friend? Better to call me best friend for a while, and duh, of course I won't tell, I am not crazier than it looks like.
P.S.S.—I have no idea.
P.S.S.S.—OMG! IS THAT ONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS? You should totally say yes and invite me over; it might just be more exciting than it looks like.
To: chocolatefrostedandy
From: prettynotpinksakura
ANDY! OH GOD YOU E-MAILED ME, DARLING!
OMG, I totally, really, really missed you guys! I wish you were here!
KMAWRS, is really... Well, I couldn't actually say something about this rehab school, but there were really nice people. And some people are just not nice, like the guy who told me that I should move my ass for him to earn space. I mean, my ASS IS NOT THAT BIG.
So how's Oto, is it still the same without me, or are you just... uh, improvising? Haha, so I think I can go IF one of my friends would be able to come.
I MISS YOU TOO.
And I loves ya too.
'Till the sun never shines,
Sakura
P.S. Do you by any chance know what the meaning of P.S. is?
RIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG!
Everybody knows that, that ring will be the end of an hour and of a really boring (or sometimes fun) subject period.
"Hmm... Biology, what the... I hate Bio, I told mom to NOT put me in this subject," she groaned in frustration, looking around for the Bio Room.
As she walked in the bio room, she found the least person to be there.
Wow, Uchiha Sasuke.
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Amazing.
"Ahh, miss Haruno, please, please, sit next to Sasuke." The pretty teacher ushered me to a seat (third row; next to the window; the seat next to the chicken ass) and continued her lecture about the human anatomy.
"And so after the white blood cells travel to the arteries, they flow up to the heart which goes over again and again like a process." The pretty teacher said, I think her name's... Karine? Korine? Ahh, Kurenai. Well... She was pretty much like me.
Hah.
Just kidding.
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I have got to stop talking to myself, it's getting unusual.
Hell yes.
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And who are you?.. Wait, never mind.
"Miss Haruno, please tell me what you're thinking about, you look quite dazed."
I looked up to her crimson eyes and saw her face confused, I smiled back and looked at her nicely.
"I... I was just thinking. Sorry about that, uh, continue."
She laughed, along with the whole class, "Dear, the bell just rung, you're supposed to go now."
The chicken assed man laughed and chuckled darkly, "Sorry about that Kurenai, Pinky here was travelling around her personal universe."
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Oh hell no, hell no he did not just...
Fuck!
She sat down quietly and bitch-slapped the boy down to the ground.
The man stood up and looked up to her with a you-are-in-deep-shit-at-lunch glare. He grabbed his book bag and left the room, slamming the door behind his back.
She was sorta (maybe a little scared shitless) and she would not admit it.
The whole class looked at her with bowling balls for eyes. She glanced at them, and then returned to her sympathetic look. The teacher was also shocked.
I mean, everyone was thinking the same thing and it was you wouldn't want to mess with Uchiha Sasuke or you're going to fucking get it.
They all were scared for her, the new girl. She obviously didn't get the system of this school. And this school's number 1 rule is:
Never mess with Uchiha Sasuke.
But you know this girl; this girl had pink hair and large forehead. So she didn't care and blames the world for why she had this shitty pink hair. So ever since she met Andy, she plays by her own rules. She does not care.
"Don't look at me with those pathetic looks, he effin' started it! SO LET HIM BE THE EMO BOY HE IS."
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Last Author's Note: Sorry about the white blood cells part, so I just made that up. Hey, don't forget to review.