KHR Interview Chapter 5!
Me:*smile* Hello, hello. Here once again. Today, I have a few dares to make, requested by Three Notes. But first, I'll ask questions. Ladies and gentlemen, our guests for today are Xanxus, Squalo, Hibari, Mukuro, Hibird, Tsuna, and REEEEEEEBORN!
(Enter characters.)
Me: Fist question goes to Xanxus.
Xanxus:*sits back with legs on the small table* Hn.
Me: ^^" Right. Three Notes asked, "How much liquor can you hold?"
Xanxus: …scum, why do you care? Get a life.
Me:….er. *sighs* Question to Hibird…? "Where do you fly off to when Hibari naps?
Hibird: *wearing dark glasses*a voice booms across the place* I am part of the Hibird Secret Namimori Service Agency, also known as The Messengers. The original founder of this Agency was Hibird The First, may he rest in peace, and well, I, Hibird the Thirty-second, am his great, great, great grandson.
Me:*Shocked shitless* I-it talks! I-it really t-talks! *looks around wildly* Squalo, d-did you hear him?
Squalo:VROOOOOOIIIII, I GOT NO IDEA WHAtCHA TALKING 'BOUT!
Me; Eek, I'm deaf….wah…
Xanxus: Scum, hurry up before I blast your brains with my guns.
Me:*eyes widen* Y-yeah…Um, this is a dare…Squalo, you are dared to… slap Xanxus. *smirk*
Squalo: *Eyes wide* …..! M-me? Slap him! You're crazy! NO!
Me'*smirk* Sorry, guys, but Squalo's a wuss…
Squalo: …fine, I'll do it.
Xanxus:*raises eyebrow as Squalo nears him*
Squalo: Vrooooi! Don't you dare shoot me-!
Xanxus: *Bang, bang!*
Squalo: X.X
Me: NO! Dammit, now how are we supposed to the next dare? GRAHHH!
Reborn: my.
Tsuna: HIEEE! I-is he dead?
Mukuro: Kufufufufu~~ Hopefully. The barbarian blasted my ear drums.
Hibari: So did he mine.
ME:*sigh!* We'll have to do without him…the next dare is for you all to have a drinking contest!
Hibari: *frown* I refu-
Me: Whoever wins gets to fight whoever they want….
Hibari: -se to lose.
Me: all right! You got 6 minutes!
(All characters rush to the Champagne barrels and start drinking.)
Reborn: *Drinks 7 glasses of Champagne*
Xanxus: *sips champagne, swallows…glares, and throws glass away* Cheap-ass beverage.
Me:*rolls eyes*
Mukuro and Hibari: *going all out*
Tsuna:HIE! Momma will kill me if I drink this! *runs away*
Me; Tch, wuss…well, that leaves Muku and Hiba…*watches*
Hiba and Muku: *both stop*
Me:*gasp* It's a tie!
Both: *glare at her*
Me: ….ugh…cya guys on the next Interview-! *backs down as the to descend upon her*
Reborn: *smiles, and tips hat* Ciao`~!