KHR Interview, Chapter 6!
Me: Long time, no see! How are y'all doing? Todo bien? Hahah, bueno, bueno. Let's see…Today's guest is Spanner!
(Enter Spanner. Crowd cheers.)
Spanner: Yare, yare… hello.
Me:*beams* hi! Well, anyhow, let's do this. *smiles, and takes out questions* Spanner, have you ever thought about been anything else besides a technician?
Spanner: hn…Yeah.
Me:Really? *leans in close* whut?
Spanner:*smiles, wink* You know, one of those man that wave their dicks around-!
Me:*blush* w-what?
Spanner: Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say STICKS…
Me:*Still blushing* A band director?...
Spanner: Mhm *nods*
Me: Okay….um…..
Spanner: My turn.
Me: eh?
Spanner: Have YOU ever thought of been something else?
Me: uhhh, yeah, I wanted to be president…
Spanner: Oh?
Me: *light blush* yeah…wait a minute! Give me the damned mic back! *yanks away mic* tsk! * ok, ok…what's your favorite fruit?
S: Mango.
Me: cool. Favorite sport?
S: Badminton.
Me: *gasp* ME too!
S: ….riight…
Me: er….yeah. That's it fer today, I guess…ciao. *smiles*
(Exit Character.)