Lesbianism

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, okay?

Author's Notes: Ta-da! Say hello to chapter five and I think I was kind of... early? Well a little, maybe, a few days to spare. Only because of my amazing free time. By the way, before you hit that scroll button, make sure you watch out for more Sasuke OOC's, a few... sexual stuff (but no sex yet) and... that's it perhaps. Oh and a few brotherly harassment. But that's what brothers do right?

.

.

Chapter Five: Condoms? Cheating? Hell Yes.

.

.

"Condoms? Itachi are you really sure? Sakura and I aren't really... in that kind of level." Sasuke wasn't a guy to question people, or really say at least one sentence that doesn't include the word (or grunt) hn.

Itachi just chuckled, clapping the shoulder of his infamous (and may I add, foolish) little brother. "Yes, I know that Sasuke. But, you know what I told you about the four stages. First is rivalry, second is friendship, third is flirt, and fourth is-"

"Yeah I know, relationship and sex. But, Sakura and I are still in the... first stage, I guess." His eyes trailed down to the yellow box of Trojan condoms. Then his eyes soon built up to the eyes of crimson eyes.

"Well, it can't hurt to carry some in your pocket, can't it Sasuke?" He heard the sigh of his little brother and chuckled quietly. It wasn't like his little brother to ask help from him. Especially relationship help. Sasuke has his own pride, but this time, his pride was set aside and come to help. His conscience was probably crying of death because of the unusual signs of Sasuke right now.

But, you can't control your hormones, can't you?

Sasuke stood up from the roots of the tree, to climbing the large and thick branches. His eyes still remained on the older copy of himself. "You know Sasuke, you can't jump from your hormones." Itachi stated, dully, as if it was really obvious. Sasuke put on his glare and quickly snapped, "I am not jumping from my hormones!"

"Then what are you doing?" The older Uchiha challenged.

"I don't know! You know I'm not good with this... relationship crap and stuff! That's why, I've got a hell of a brother like you to help me! And guess what, stating the four stages crap and giving your little brother a box of Trojan condoms isn't really helping!" Itachi raised a perfectly good brow, as Sasuke jumped off the tree and faced the gates of the school. His eyes were glaring as if they could burn through anything.

Itachi wasn't the one to give up though, he was like the one who looks like he'll give up, but he really has something up his sleeve.

And these are those times.

Then the (wonderfulamazing) bell rung and Sasuke turned his head toward the school.

"We'll talk later, Sasuke. I'll pick you up at four." Then he walked away.

Just like that.

Sasuke came in the school with the stares intense. He just ignored them and walked towards the room.

His face though, was fierce (as Tyra Banks would say) but it would scare the hell of little kids ages two to six. That's just a little warning.

"Sasuke-Kun?" A voice came from behind, and guess who? It was the wonderful Karin. Karin Akahana; junior, co-leader of the Uchiha Sasuke fan club, red-head, eerily tempered, playgirl, and of course, number one slut of the school.

Oh joy.

"Go away."

"Why did you kiss, her?" She demanded as she pointed across the hall with a manicured (blue;with the uchiha symbol) french tip. Sakura hastily stared and was in (deepshit) shock.

She hurriedly ran away.

Tch, you can't run away from me, you will be mine. He thought, and walked away from the crowd of girls forming, along with the fuming red-head with glasses.

Literature was just a bore for Sakura, but she wasn't all lonely. On her right was Naruto and on her left (much to her disgrace) was Sasuke. The guy she was least expecting.

Deidara-Sensei just had to have a stupid seating arrangement. And he just had to sit Sakura next to the dumb(est) blond in school and an ass that was turning her on.

Oh the joy of Thursdays.

"And Miss Haruno," She turned her head on the board and Deidara gestured her to stand up, "So, could you tell me the author of Gulliver's Travel?"

Shit, shit, shit, oh my God. I know this guy... It's John... No wait, Jone. No uh...

"Jonathan Swift, sir." Sasuke answered before she could even think of a decent answer. She stared at him with an open mouth; while his face was blank and was completely, pokerfaced.

Wow. I cannot believe he just did that to me.

"Hm, Sasuke." His eyes trailed to the blond teacher in front of him, face blank. "Answer your own question, as of you Miss Haruno," his face turned to an ever-shocked Sakura, "Please answer a little faster, so Mr. Uchiha here wouldn't jump to the answers, hm?"

They both nodded, well, Sasuke's head was completely still.

Then again, after an hour, the bell rang.

History was a drag though, it was not as boring as Lit.

Only because the teacher (Itachi-Sensei) was really, super nice. And he made the students (mostly girls) feel good.

Plus, he was always smiling, the total opposite of Sasuke, which Sakura soon found out that they were brothers.

Yeah, the second he walked in the room and she was like, "Oh my God, Sasuke, there's two of you!"

And then the second he turned around and saw that he had a ponytail, she thought otherwise. And whispered to Naruto, "Sasuke has a twin?"

And the moment Naruto heard that, he tried to hide his giggle fit, "No, Einstein. He has a brother. A big brother."

Wow, Naruto (the school idiot) actually out-dumb her. Well, this wasn't going as it planned.

But apart from that, she had an okay hour with History. She got called up randomly, and she answered it with ease, earning a (superhotsupersexy) smirk and smile. And caused her to blush and stammer at the next question. Complete embarrassment.

Itachi, though, loved her company and intelligence in this class. And thought her embarrassment was adorable. No wonder little brother would like her, she's as sweet as the color of her hair. He smiled as he thought this, it wasn't like his coldhearted, monosyllabic brother would like this warmhearted, talkative type of girl. How cute.

RIIIIIIING!

Yes, and the bell rung, it was time for students to carry on to the next period.

As the second bell ended, students were happily chatting their way in room 204. Sakura, however, still dumbstruck on what happened at lunch. She was hopefully ending for the end of the day. Which is in, two hours tops.

And sadly, Pre-Calculus wasn't her best subject last year.

And maybe, this year wouldn't get any better as well.

Sigh.

Anyways, as soon as she landed on the desk, right next to the window. Then after a good three minutes Asuma-Sensei was in the room with a cigar on the right corner in his mouth. As usual.

Sakura, since she was new, thought that was kind of weird to have a teacher smoke inside a room. Especially a room filled with healthy students.

"Yeah, afternoon class. Please be seated," he mumbled as he let down his book bag and grabbed out papers.

Not just any papers, quiz papers.

"Pop quiz," he said bored and passed out the white sheets of paper one-by-one on each student. Sakura trembled as she examined the paper that just had landed on her desk. She looked at it in disgust.

(2) Let A=(3,1), B=(7,-4) , and C=(10,9).

"What the asdfghjkl...? I never heard of this shit...? Oh damn." She quietly whispered to herself and stumped her head on the desk. Sasuke saw this scene and pushed his test paper on the left arm of the pink-haired girl.

Sakura stared at him in surprise. He smirked in return. "Just copy from me." He mouthed and she understood perfectly.

She desperately looked at his answers. She smiled and copied them off lickity-split. She smiled and mouthed him a sweet "Thank You" before passing him back the papers.

I can't believe... He actually did something... Nice.

Ta-Da! Sorry if the chapter was really lame, and I hate to end it there. But, I had to just because. Sorry if Sakura wasn't in her abrasive side, but she was in shock when Sasuke kissed her during lunch.

Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

OWARI.
((.end of chapter five.))