Khr Interview, Chapter 7.
Me: Yo, people! How's it going? Good? No? Too bad! Anyhow, for this afternoon, our special guests will be Belphegor, Fran, and Irie Shoichi!
(Enter Characters)
(They sit down; Belphegor on the right, Irie right across, and Fran to the left.)
Me: Ok, we'll start with basic questions. First up, for all you guys, what's your favorite bands and songs?
Bel: Ushishishi~! SID, and their song Monochrome No Kiss.
Fran: Sempai, your sense of music is fucked up. My favorite band is Norazo, and my favorite songs are Superman and Constipation.
Irie: …I think that would be your sense of music, Fran-kun… uhh…favorite band would be… OK Go! And my favorite song would be Here It Goes Again.
Me: Interesting, interesting. I'm surprised, Fran! I love Norazo!
Fran: See, Sempai? Some one agrees with me…
Bel: Che, the woman's just trying to be nice, that's all!
Fran: oooooohhh, sempai's scary when he's jealous! (deadpans) Protect me, girl!
Me: Eh?
Irie: *Sigh* Can we continue…?
Everyone: SHHH!
Irie: *cringe* Owie, my ears… is that spit on my arm?
Bel: Shishi~! It was probably my uncute kohai.
Me: *chuckles* Of course, anyhow, moving on…Most embarrassing moment?
Irie: Walking into the restroom to find Byakuran doing his business….it was pretty awkward.
(Awkward silence)
Irie: …what? *blush* We didn't to anything!
(Silence)
Irie: WE DIDN'T!
Me: No one said you did…
(Silence screams)
Bel: *clears throat* Let's see… oh, having to give Mammon a change of diapers…. Hell. That was weird…
Fran; Pedophile *deadpan*
Bel: Why you…?
Fran: nehhh, my most embarrassing moment was…
(The cast and audience leans closers, on the edge of their seats.)
Fran: ….*deadpan* I don't have an embarrassing moment.
(Everyone falls off their chairs. Collective groans heard throughout the stage)
Me: Ugh…owie…er, well, that's it fer today folks…Ciaossu~!
People, PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAASSSEEEE Review! I'm running out of ideas! (As you can tell.) Perhaps I should just stop writing this. :/ Besides, this is getting boring...