Howdy Y'all, I'm back (after like 2 months), I forgot about this story (again). But I have a legit reason. I was trying to earn Japanese…by watching anime with English dubs. Okay, maybe it's not that legit but...whatever. Also, I saw my kindergarten teacher move in to the house next to mine. It's pretty awkward because he never liked me...and he got out of jail. When I saw him I said: "Hey Mr.D, you got outta jail!" that was the wrong thing to say. Any advice?

Butch: I don't care about your life, just get on with this story, that way it could be over soon.

She-pirate: HEY! I take offense.

Butch: Good, you were supposed to.

She-Pirate: you forgot that I am writing this!*evil chuckle*

Butch: Why are you la- NO! NO! Don't kill me, I'm just a boy! I don't want to be a victim of your evil, and sick twisted mind.

She-Pirate: I can't kill you if that's what you're thinking. If I do that, you'd be dead to lots of other fanfic writers, and I'm reading some of that stuff you know.

Oh and special thanks to Yuki luv's cookies! For giving me a character!

And more thanks to ppgrulz123 she gave me an idea for this chappie!

Specialer thanx to Ke$ha for being awesome and singing songs.

Disclaimer: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying AAYO, this my DISCLAIM-O!

(I decided to not have them watch TV anymore, cuz I wasn't sure how to fit it in.)

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The city of Townsville…IS PARTYING UP! Getting jiggy with it. Getting down. They're shakin' what their mama gave them. It's funkalicious up in this dizzle, you feelin' me Home-skillets wit a side o' fries? In fact makes me feel fly yo. Like a G6.

"PSS" they lady that controlled the screen which he read from, whisper-shouted, "Stop talking, your losing our viewers by the second.

"What, you can't embrace my inner gangsta?"

"No" the lady said, "Now stop making up words, before someone gets fired."

\/\/\/\/\/

/\/\/\/\/\ MONSTER TEETH! RAWR!
"Come on Brick, can't you let us go to the kiddies club?" (The best name I could think of w/o using chuck-e-cheese) Butch complained.

"No" Brick stated.

"WHY NOT!" Butch and Boomer shouted in a whiney, temper tantrum-y way.

"Because I said so." Brick said countering his brothers' babyness with manliness. Well, as much as he can muster being a 5 year old boy.
"All we want to do is go see a talking mule dance" Boomer said.
"YEAH! And I want to get jiggy wit it, and shake what chemical X gave me." Butch added

"NO ONE and I mean no one, wants to see Butch dance. And a mule talking is upright unnatural." Brick argued.

"Well then, let's go commit crime or something, because really, sitting here and listening to jeopardy is really upsetting." Boomer suggested.

"Yeah, let's go graffiti stuff, and steal jewelry!" Butch said.
"Boomer, I never thought I'd say this, but YOU'RE A GENIUS!" Brick exclaimed.
"Hey…what about me, I suggested graffiti and theft, I WANNA BE A GENIUS TOO!" Butch yelled at his elder brother…"we can steal some big ol' gangsta earrings, and rings, and put on some baggy jeans with huge studded belts."
"Well, you should know that we don't have ears, or fingers, and belts would be useless since our pants are attached to our body."
"Not ex-"Boomer and Butch simultaneously started at their retreating brother's form.
….

"Wait, I forgot, how do you spell ugly again?" Boomer asked
"U-G-L-E" Butch said annoyed at his younger brother.
"Okay, so here it is, my sign" Boomer said and pointed to his mark it read: Ur mama say u ugle.

"Read mine, its better" Butch said motioning to his, barely legible, spray paint. It said: ur a monkey lovin butt-muncher.

"That. Is. DISTURBING!" Brick said or well, screeched, "That image it puts in my mind is so nasty, it burns! Mine is the best." Brick said while the others read his graffiti:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is Sweet
Cake is too

But the roses are wilting
Those violets are dead
The sugar bowls empty
And so is your head.

"Umm…why is 'your', 'are', 'violets', 'blue', 'dead', 'too' and basically everything spelled wrong." Said Butch; secretly envious that Brick did a better job than him.

However, Boomer was crying; "That was so…BEAUTIFUL!" he said and jumped into Brick, expecting him to catch him. Instead they both went down.

Cries like: "OMFG MY BACK! IT HURTS!" and "GET OFF A ME YOU SUCKER MUCKER!" also, "If I don't make it, tell Butch I stole his peanut butter crackers" or "If I die, tell Ronald McDonald that he always creped me out and needs a real life."

Butch took this distraction and ran for the nearest suit store. Which was 3 steps away, and snuck in, using all of those spy techniques Brick taught him. Which was nothing. He also tried being James Bond. EPIC FAIL! Luckily, the owner let all the employees out early for dancing day, and the place's security systems were off because of a recent monster attack. (see, those were monster teeth)

Little people know, or well no one actually, but, Butch, was a FASHIONISTA! Or well, fashionisto. Currently, he was deciding between the mobster and the gangster. So absorbed in his couture, he did not notice the figure right behind him.

"What'cha doin'?" the figure breathed.

This, however, scared the crap out of Butch and he rocketed in the air. In his wake, leaving a brownish-green…substance. I wonder what it was?

When he came back, he played it cool saying: "Deciding, an outfit for the club, choosing between Mobster and Gangsta."

"Weird, that's exactly what I'm doing." She said, holding up a gangster outfit, and a female's mobster suit. They took one look at each other and instantly knew.

"Mobster." They said aloud. Then the 2 children went to different corners of the store and put on their outfits.

"So what's your name?" said the figure stepping out of the shadows to reveal a black pinstripe suit. Complete with a pencil skirt, white short sleeved dress shirt, black striped vest, and a white tie with silver diamonds on it, not to mention a black fedora. In large, silver Gem-stones, it said "Yuki"

"Butch. Yours?" he replied, also stepping out, uncovering a navy green pinstripe suit. (think really dark green because I don't know if navy green's a color.) There was a navy blue vest underneath and a (navy) bloody red tie complete with a navy green paper boy hat.

"You can call me…nasal spray," Said the girl. Very sarcastically while pointing to her hat's inscription.

"Nasal spray? Really? Is that the thing you put in your nose to make the world smell fresh? It makes me want a nose." Butch said, trying to make a good first impression. Noticing Yuki has just done a faceplam.

"No, it's Yuki. If you EVER call me nasal spray I will punch your face you wouldn't be able to recognize it." She threatened stepping in to the light, and adding, "Although, I don't see why you'd want to. But then I'll be doing you a favor."

"Did you just threaten me?" Butch said, also stepping into the light.

"I don't make threats, I make promises." Yuki said, examining her paws. When she did look at Butch's suit, she laughed. "YOU!" she started but ended up on the floor. Taking a deep breath she started up, "You, look like a rainbow threw up on you!" and started laughing again.

Trying to come up with a comeback quickly he said, "You're so ugly, you went to an ugly contest and they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'"

Yuki stopped laughing, and gave him an expression no emoticon in the yahoo messenger could mimic. She retaliated with: "You're so ugly, you looked in the mirror and your reflection said, 'I QUIT!'"

And they went like that back and forth:

"YOU'RE so ugly, you put the Boogie man out o' business."

"You're so fat and hungry, that when you went to KFC, you asked how much the bucket on the roof is."

"Your teeth are so yellow; I can't believe it's not butter."

"Yo brotha' is so stupid he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl"

They both paused at this on Butch, because this is what Boomer was planning to do; And Yuki because it wasn't her turn. Unknowingly, they both burst out laughing.

After their little laughing fit was over the two kids had a decent conversation.

"So…" Yuki started, "Why are you here?"

"Well, my brothers don't accept my MAD DANCE SKILLZ and I wanted to go to the dancing, parade, square … thingy." Butch answered, "And you?"

"it's a LONG story." Yuki said

"I got time." Butch responded.

Yuki started "Okay well…

~O.O~ flashback

"are you ready kids?"

"YES"

"OK" the figure took a big breathe, "I love YOU.
You love ME;
we're best friends like friends should be.
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to YOU.
WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO?
I l-"

"Woah, whoa" Yuki interrupted, "You love me?"

"Yeah, That's how the song go-"

"WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KINDA PEDO STALKER! THAT WEARS A WIG…AND A COSTUME? WHAT KINDA WORLD DO WE LIVE IN TODAY? PEDO STALKER WANNA-BE DINOSAURS ENDANGERING THE LIVES OF THE CHILDREN. ON NATIONAL T.V. WILL NO ONE HELP US CHILDREN FORCED ON THE SET?"

In the background, you could hear the other kids whispering: "pwnage" "Yah, he is flirting with us" "let's get him fired" "my crackers, he stole my crackers, they were just in my pocket!" "he sounds like a dying pig with lung cancer when he sings"

Barney started seething, in fact, if you looked closely, you could see steam pouring from his wig. And at the top of his longs, he screeched: "NO ONE. INSULTS. MY. TOUPE! Because it's not a wig! You ignorant kids these days! And I did NOT steal your moldy old graham crackers!"

"I never said they were moldy, or what kind they were…you MUST have taken them!" the kid shot back.

Yuki was getting a little nervous, but who wouldn't be if your favorite child character was out to get you. So the only reasonable thing to do is shoot it with an eye laser. Or something of that sort.

Now, Barney angry is a VERY rare sight. Do you wanna know why? Simple equation really,
Barney + Anger= Bigger Barney
BIG BARNEY= DEATH! x.x

So before Yuki could be Pummeled to death, she fled for her life.

~O.O~ end flashback

"…and then I came here." Yuki finished her tale of life…and death.

"Wow, that's…"Butch said looking for the right word, "Epic." He finished, in awe of EVIL BARNEY!

"Y'up, I roll like that. Now let's dance" Yuki said before dragging Butch to the dance floor.

n\n\n\n\u\u\u\u time lapse (of like 12 seconds)

If you were a person on the dance floor 13 seconds ago, you would have felt your pulse pumping and be getting your Cupid Shuffle on. Now, all you can do is watch in awe as 2 small streaks of color, one forest green and the other one black do some many awesome dance moves so fast your mind can't comprehend it. A couple was: the running man, the cabbage-patch, robot, jerk dougie, cat-daddy, and the potty dance.*

UNTIL… a Blue kid and a Red child came and stopped the music.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING BUTCH! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE WERE SEARCHING FOR YOU? LIKE 7 HOURS! YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" said the orange headed leader.

"WAAHH! BUTCH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! YOU MONSTA!" cried the blonde tri-kick.

Dancing, no, it couldn't have been that long, only like 12 minutes, man…It didn't work, waahh yourself, that's my name don't wear it out, why would I be dead? I'm like the joker, I can't die. Yeah, first I'll eat your brains cuz I'm a monsta, a monsta a motherf-"

"LANGUAGE!" yelled Yuki from the background, annoyed that she wasn't in the most heartfelt the boys ever had since birth.

"Who's that, and why are you with her?" Brick questioned.

"She's Yuki, I met her in a haberdashery, she took me to the dance hall, and we WERE in the middle of a dance off until SOMEONE rudely interrupted.

"*gasp* YOU'RE THE EVIL SHE-WITCH THAT KIDNAPPED BUTCH! You die, NOW!" Boomer hollered, proceeding to attack Yuki.

"GET OFF A' ME YOU LITTLE….YOU DID JUST RIP MY HAIR OFF, IT'S ON MAN, IT'S ON!" Yuki Screeched, proceeding to whoop Boomer's Butt. Jumping from under boomer's paws to hovering above him, she kicked Boomer in the gut, and while he was doubled over she swung him over her shoulder and tossed him into a conveniently located trash can.

"Net!" Brick cheered excited someone besides him and Butch has given Boomer a beat down. Then, realizing what he said, said "…for a girl."

"what did you say" Yuki said, curling her punching fist.

"For a girl."

"GRRR!" Yuki gave her battle cry. Yuki first backflip, kicked Brick in the face. Then built up a silver energy ball and aimed it at Brick, yelling: "Ka-MAE Ha-MAEEE HAA!" Needless to say, he will be using a LOT of band-aids tomorrow. However, their "battle" was cut short.

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In current news: a large purple dinosaur has been spotted destroying our town, looking for this 'Yuki' person.

"YUKI! YUUKI! I'm gonna get 'cha!" snarled Barney, poking his head through the ceiling. "You're not Yuki."

"OMIGOSH! The dino is in the building, repeat. the dino is in the building. Patrick do you read me

"umm Barbra is that code for something. Ya know, we're not spies."

"NO! there is an actually a dinosaur in the building. Why would I think there are spies I'm not sugar high like last time.

"Well I guess I might come check but…"

"AAAAAH it's singing!"

"the dinosaur is singing? See this is why I didn't come up there in the first place.

"HELP ME! THE NOISE IT'S TAKING OV…I love you, you love me, we're best friends like friends should be-"

"Why are you singing?"

"with a great big hug and a kiss from me to youuu"

"Umm, I don't know you like that."

"won't you say you love me too?"

"Barbra, are you okay? Barbra?"

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"Yuki. YUUKI. Come out, come out wherever you are. It's time to DIE." Barney's voice echoed through the streets.

"I FOUND YOU NOW!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Barney cackled. His evil laugh was surprisingly good, a quality that would only come if it was constantly used…0.o

"OMG! Barney found us, we're gonna die!" Boomer squealed

"I Love you, you love me, we're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too."

"AAHHH! The sound, it's so horrible, and high pitched. It sounds like DEATH!" Butch commented.

"Then let's kill it." Yuki said.

"Boys," Brick commanded, " maneuver kung-fu washing machine. Oh and Yuki umm, go nuts."

The Rowdys hooked their elbows together and rapidly spun clockwise; spitting out Power balls, and energy hammers, and even the occasionally football. Until Brick said: "DRY CYCLE!" Now the boys were vibrating violently like a cellphone,

"I Love you, you love me, we're best friends like family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too." Sung the people of Townsville.

"WAIT!" Brick exclaimed, "Barney uses his song to hypnotize people, so the way to stop his-"

"By singing songs. Guys, I have an idea..."

However, no one moved. Everyone gave Boomer a blank stare with their mouths A Jar, until Butch said: "That's twice today, I think that Boomer's had a break through."

n\n\n\n\u\u\u\u 18 minutes later…

Yuki and the Boys lined up and took their positions. Yuki put on her normal clothes: She wears black jean shorts, a white shirt that has black swirls on it and white converse.

The Ruffs however… look straight up ridiculous. Each boy had a PowerPuff styled dress in their counterparts color but instead of a black stripe, there was a white X that took up the whole length of the shirt. Then there were white rain boots with little jingle bells on them then rung when they moved. But each boy added their own touch. Brick wore a '50s style church hat that was red to replace his cap. Boomer got a scrungy. And Butch, horror of horrors, tried to keep (what ever was left of) his manliness by wearing…a man-purse. Formerly known as a Satchel.*

In the back was Brick and Butch, because they are probably the worst singers you will ever hear in your life time and decided to be background dancers. Yuki and Boomer were in the front. (where else would they be) and they all were waiting for Barney to give them his attention. This wasn't that hard. Their ridiculousness instantly turned heads, including large, hypnotizing dinosaurs that have television shows.

Boomer started: "D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
An O-L-D man, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan"

Because the next line was talking, Brick and Butch said/sang:

"That's what you are
You're pretty old"

Now Yuki sang, with her amazingly developed 6 year old voice.

"Not long till you're a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey, your toupee is falling to your left side
Get up and go, bro, oh wait, you're fossilized"

They kept repeating that because that was the only line they knew. While Yuki and Boomer were singing, Brick noticed that he and his green bro weren't getting enough attention. So Brick whispered in Butch's ear to "Go all out"

They started simple, the 'bringing up the rainbow/sunshine. (you know, when you have 1 leg straight and the other bending while you raise your arm up.) And then they started doing things the grab the attention of the evil puppet…thing. They did the mummy dance, and then they did the most complicated move known to chemical X…the Macarena.

When Boomer and Yuki were finished, they saw no one was looking at them. Yuki decide to end the gig. By saying: "Yo fat man! Yeah, you in the purple…no not you, you're not fat at all… No, I did not call you a man…Yes, you large dino. Shouldn't you be melting, we sung and insulted you at the same time."

Barney responded, "That pathetic thing you called a song? Kill me? It might have worked if those dudes weren't lookin' ridiculous, but all it did was make me laugh…HA-HA-HA."

Brick called the gang to group together. Each one had their own 'special' contributions.

Butch: "Maybe we can sneak attack him."

Response, Barney: "I CAN HEAR YOU!"

Butch's response to the response: "You can't listen to our plan, that's cheating."

Barney's response to the response of the response: "I'm a villain, villains cheat."

Butch's response to the response to the response of the response: "True that brotha. True that."

The Boomer gave his idea.

Boomer: "Maybe we could-"

Response, Everyone: "NO!"

So did Yuki,

Yuki: maybe we could find a really big net. Find some evil unicorns. Then capture him and make him watch Twilight as a punishment.

Response: … *cricket chirp* *cricket is run over by truck so it will shut up* o.0

Response from some dud in the crowd: "What are you supposed to do with the unicorns?"

Finally Brick gave his thoughts on what they should do.

Brick: "First, we get rid of these ridiculous outfits this author put us in. Next we write a song. Then we get everyone in the town to sing along, the power of many voices should overcome evil."

Response, Boomer: "Like in How the Grinch stole Christmas?"

Brick's Response to the response: "Yes Boomer, just like them."

So the people of the town gathered 'round, to make a rather joyous sound. Singing,

I hate you,
You hate me,
let's get together and kill Barney.
With a
one shot,
two shot,
three shot,
four.
No more purple dinosaur.

And the civilians of Townsville repeated repeated. That evil dino's strength depleted, depleted. When he was the size of You and I. The children through at him some stale old pie.

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So the day has been saved, thanks to…The Rowdy Ruff Boys, and Yuki.

"Hold it," Brick said, "We can't end the show like this, we're the bad guys."

"Well technically, your boys." Yuki stated very matter-of-factly.

n\n\n\n\u\u\u\u time lapse of 1 minute.

"Do you hear that?" Boomer asked his gang while flying around in the air.

"Yeah, I do…you're talking about this thing it's going Do-da-do-do-da-DORA, Do-da-do-do-da-DORA." Butch said.

But no one believed Dora would be in Townsville, I mean she lived in…where does she live anyway? But she could never be here, it was…impossible.

The kids stopped at a conveniently located KFC for some finger-lickin' chicken.

When they came out, like 10 minutes later, the saw something even scarier than Barney, the grim reaper, and the smell of a gas station toilet combined.

It was a 20 foot tall Dora. With a machine gun. Looking for…Yuki. Not one of her usual "adventures" like tape or the ice cream truck but Yuki.

Every self-respecting Rowdy Ruff looked at Yuki. Who scratched her neck awkwardly saying, "It started like this…"

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"I feel MEGA bad." Stated Buttercup, watching the boys from her home.
"True that sista, true that." Bubbles agreed.

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