Kind of a filler, I suppose. I just wanted to write something light and humorous for a change. Next chapter will be a continuum on the whole Kurt vs. Flint deal. Oh and if anyone's interested, my tumblr url is littlepavarotti (For those not familiar with the whole tumblr url thing, just copy my user name (in this case, littlepavarotti) and add .tumblr and ofcourse, after that, .com). Let me know if you have one as well, I want to check it out c:
"So, wait, I don't really get this. Kurt's closeted bully was Flint's boyfriend?" Randy asked in confusion. Next to him, Terry sat and was rubbing his temples.
It was late on a Saturday night and some Warblers were talking to each other through a website. It was a locked chatroom which you needed a password to get into. The Warblers had been using it for a few years, frequently changing the password, due to Thad's paranoia. He was convinced that someone would manage to hack their code and get some information on what they were talking about. A webcam and microphone was used on the site, so the Warblers could see and hear each other.
"Yeah. Kurt's really pissed. Blaine is really, really pissed. He's like a little angry dwarf." Nathan added. He was lying on his stomach on his bed, shirtless, and under his covers. He didn't look tired, even though the clock was a little over 1 AM and he had been pushing himself in the gym only a few hours before. "Kurt refuses to look at Flint, still, and Blaine just sends him angry glares."
"Poor Flint. It's not his fault." Robert commented.
"He didn't know, did he?" Wes asked. Next to him, David was eating from a Chinese takeout box. Wes' parents were out of town for the weekend so he asked David to come over. He was originally going to plan on spending the weekend with his girlfriend, but she went out of town as well. Wes didn't really like to be alone, especially not at night, so he and David had agreed on throwing a slumber party with each other for old time's sake. That meant drinking a lot of energy drinks, eating junk food and not going to sleep until they passed out, which was usually around 6 AM.
"But, like, why is he pissed off at Jeff? I don't get it…" James asked. James was probably the only boy in the Warblers who was even more oblivious than Blaine. He was very smart, he got good grades and was an excellent student, but he wasn't the best one when it came to people skills.
"Because I was the one who found out that Flint's old boyfriend was actually Kurt's bully." Jeff said. He looked rather down. He really liked Kurt and he was enjoying the friendship that was starting to bloom between them. Now, Kurt completely ignored him. Jeff would have told Kurt if it weren't for Flint. He had begged Jeff not to say anything to Kurt because he was afraid he'd hate him. Well, that sure came true.
"It'll be fine, just give Kurt some time." Nick said, who was sitting next to Jeff. Jeff's parents were good friends of Wes', so they had left town together for the weekend. They went to a cabin Wes' parents owned together four times a year and they had done that for the last ten years. That meant Nick got to stay over, but Jeff's parents didn't know about it. They knew Nick, since they had been good friends for a while before they started dating, but they had noticed they were spending a lot of time together. Jeff wasn't exactly sure he could lie to them that he was having an innocent sleepover with his best friend for the entire weekend. He didn't want them to know about it because, frankly, they didn't know he had a boyfriend. They didn't even know he was bi.
Jeff had considered coming out as bi to his parents several times before, but he always backed out of it. He was afraid of what they'd say, since they were rather homophobic at times, and he didn't feel it was very necessary. It's not like he was getting married or anything. He just counted his sexuality as extra information that wasn't necessary for his parents to know about. Not yet, at least.
Jeff had to babysit his three siblings due to his parents leaving. Only the oldest of his younger siblings, his twelve year old brother, knew Jeff was bi and had a boyfriend. When he found out his brother's boyfriend was staying over, he threatened to tell his parents. Jeff began begging his brother not to, but when he realized that wouldn't work, he threatened his brother he'd take back his XBox, which he had given his brother when he got the 360 version of it. His brother promised not to mutter a word about it and also promised to help lie for him if his sisters would find out his "friend" was staying over the entire weekend, in exchange for getting to play the 360 version when Jeff wasn't using it. Jeff had tried to argue that there wasn't that much of a difference, his brother looked at him like he had said something horrible and claimed they were no longer related.
"…Are we in a soap opera? This… this is so confusing." Terry asked with a slight confused look on his face.
"Welcome to my world." James muttered.
"No, if we were, then at least one of us had amnesia, one would be a doctor and we'd all had sex with each other. And some of us were long lost twins. My bet is on Wes and David." Nathan replied.
"Yeah, 'cause we're so alike." David said between bites.
"You do realize we're talking about soap opera. You're probably Wes's long lost twin and like… Nick's old lover or something." Nathan added.
David groaned. "Nathan! No one was supposed to know about that. God, I said it was a secret for a reason." David joked.
"I never stopped loving you, David. Take me back, please." Nick said in an over-dramatic way.
"I will, Nicholas. And then we can have that honeymoon in Arabia like you always wanted." David said and stroked away a nonexistent tear.
They both burst out laughing and looked slightly embarrassed.
"Yeah, let's not do that again." Nick said. David nodded and laughed.
"Oh, oh, what am I?" Terry asked, suddenly excited.
"Hm…" Nathan thought about it for a moment. "You're actually Randy's dad. He and your mom were so young when they began their affair so Terry took some pills that slow down the ageing process and pretended to be your brother. He's actually 38 years old and he has a PHD in um… dinosaurs." Nathan said.
"Ew!" Terry said and scrunched up his face in disgust.
"You had to ask." Randy muttered next to him.
"Shut up, son! Go to your room!" Terry said in a deep, bossy voice.
"This is my room." Randy said, a smile forming on his lips.
"I do not like that tone, young man." Terry said. Then his face lit up and a wide grin spread on his face. "Oh! Oh! Jeff's actually a woman!"
Nick burst out laughing and doubled over. Next to him, Jeff didn't look so amused. "I hate you so much sometimes."
"That's not what you said last night." Nick said smugly and started laughing again at Jeff, who was trying to look offended and trying to keep himself from laughing at the same time. He shoved Nick, so he fell over, which only made him laugh harder. He then sat up again, smirking like an idiot.
"Yeah, too much information, guys." Robert muttered.
"Hey, guys, let's play a game. Three guesses what Nick's not gonna get tonight." Jeff said, looking smug.
"Ha! Yeah, right." Nick said in disbelief.
"Did they not hear me or…?" Robert asked.
Nick laughed and ignored Robert's question. When he saw that Jeff was clearly not amused the slightest, he made a small 'aww' sound and gave him a quick peck on the lips. "I love you." He said in a sweet voice, which made Jeff smile again, even though he was trying to hold it back.
"Oh, god, I'm going to throw up rainbows and glitter, aren't I?" Terry asked.
"I'll go get a bucket." Randy said and left.
"Wait… did he actually go to get a bucket?" James asked.
"Nah, he's probably just hungry or something." Terry replied. "Anyways, onto the subject again, do you think we should do anything about this Kurt and Blaine versus Flint thing?"
"I think it's best of us to keep our noses out of this. The only person here I believe can get involved is Jeff. Unless someone starts being mean and unreasonable to someone else while they're trying to sort this whole thing out, we should just try to avoid this as much as possible." David said and Wes nodded.
"I encourage you not to pick sides, as well." Wes added.
"Yeah, but I don't really get why Kurt and Blaine are so upset over this whole thing." Robert said.
"I think it's because that guy was horrible to Kurt. And he was Kurt's first kiss and all." David said.
"Yeah, but he was Flint's first time." Jeff argued. He wasn't sure if Flint would be upset about this piece of information leaking out, but the Warblers already suspected it, so he saw no harm in it.
"You're joking. You're actually, legit, completely, insert other word here, joking." Nathan said, dumbstruck.
"I called it, bitches, I called it!" Randy cried. He had returned with a bag of Doritos and was trying to keep his brother from eating it with him. "Fuck off, it's mine! I'm skinny, you're buff, I need this, it's mine!"
"Fine, get fat, see if I care." Terry said, looking rather annoyed he wouldn't get any chips.
"I hope this whole thing won't piss off Thad. I don't want to see him beat anyone else up. But for the record, he could totally kick the shit out of Blaine." Nick said.
"Nick!" Jeff cried and turned to him.
"What? I'm just saying." Nick said. "By the way, you and your brother have identical I can't believe you just said that you horrible person expressions."
"But, like, if things go out of hand, are we allowed to step in then?" James asked. Several guys nodded at James' words and awaited a reply from either council member.
"Define 'go out of hand'." Wes said.
"Are we allowed to step in if Blaine goes all hobbit rage on Flint's ass?" Nathan asked.
"Oh, god, why did I think of that in a sexual manner?" Terry asked. Jeff started laughing. "Oh don't you laugh, you…" Terry struggled in finding a proper insult. "You hair-bleached devil! You did this to me, you destroyed my brain with sexual innuendos."
"First of all, yes, we are allowed to step in if things turn violent. Second of all, hair-bleached devil? Really, Terry? That has got to be the worst comeback ever." Wes said.
"Yeah, well I'm tired and hungry! He refuses to feed me!" Terry said fast and slightly high-pitched. He pointed at Randy, who just munched on his chips and smirked in satisfaction.
"But like, seriously, how is 'hobbit rage' sexual?" Nathan asked, his eyebrows raised.
"I don't know! Blame Jeff!" Terry said.
"Whatever, guys, I'm beat." Nathan said. "See ya."
The other Warblers left one and one. They were all excited to find out what would happen on Monday in the whole drama going on between Kurt, Blaine and Flint.