An invitation is what started it all, now those who have accepted the invitation have all arrived the location where it's to begin. They carefully entered a dark room where there is nothingness fear overwhelms them as they hear noises bumping around. Just then a light flashes on revealing the true horror that is...
Oracle: Hey Lelouch! I let you out of your prison so that you could greet the guests not scare them!
Lelouch: Dammit! I've been found out! *runs* Suzaku now while she's distracted!
Suzaku: Right behind you!
Oracle: Oh no you don't...*presses button that drops a cage on them* Ha! Now be good or else Zero gets to have his fun!
The host of the fic then sighs and turns towards the guests pressing another button that reveals a big open room, with a stage and everything sitting at the stage is her and the co-host himself Zero Reaper, now wearing a large cape that wraps around him.
Oracle: Hey everyone welcome! Things are starting off slow but that's ok! I think we have enough to get started anyway! I'm your host Oracle of the Stars but you can call me Oracle for short! *says into microphone* And here's my co-host Zero Reaper! Say hello Zero!
Zero: Uh… hi?
Oracle: Way to warm up a crowd Zero...*sweat drops but continues* Also joining us will be Milly! Now let's get things started! The first reviewer is...*looks at card for a long time*
Milly: What's wrong Oracle...
Oracle: See for yourself...
Milly: Reviewer #1 is...ZERO REAPER?
Well everyone, MY NAME IS ZERO.
I am the co-host here. See? I'm a real person, not just a figment of Oracle's imagination.
Now, you heard the lady. GIVE ME ORDERS TO TORTURE CHARACTERS!
Oh, and very well done, Oracle. I lol'd.
Oracle: Why thanks Zero but one question...WHY DID YOU REVIEW IN OUR OWN STORY?
Zero: 'Cos I'm really that awesome. Oh, and I felt like it. *Shakes fist* You got a problem with that? Well, do ya?
Oracle: Not really it's just weird *blocks Zero's attack*
Milly: *coughs* Well let's move on shall we? Zero why don't you introduce the next reviewer?
Zero: Everyone, meet Jcogginsa. Here are his questions:
Lelouch- how do you react to various accusations that you are really Light Yagami in disguise. also, have a death note
Suzaku- how due you spin three times before landing a kick
Milly- how many times per day do you grope shirley? also, have a whip!
CC-is it true your real name is cera? also, have a...iron man armor!
euphemia- oracle brought you back to life! is that cool? also, have a bunny
Oracle: Oh it's that friend of ours from the Code Geass rp! Let's here some answers. Lelouch, you're first.
Lelouch: *twitches* I say they are idiots...Light Yagami wanted to take over the world for completely different reasons then I did. He wanted to rule I wanted to be a symbol of a hate! I planned to have myself killed...*takes death note* Oh thanks I know just who to use this on *smirks at Oracle and Zero*
Oracle: That won't work on us...
Zero: *Takes Death Note* Oh boy, is this going to be fun… I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! Although sadly, I can't kill Oracle and take over her fic. *Sadface*
Oracle: *smacks Zero with frying pan* Be glad it's not a skillet...
Lelouch: Dammit Zero...wow that's weird...
Oracle: Yes it is anyway...Ok Suzaku have at you!
Suzaku: Uhh...well it's just something you kinda learn through intense training.
Oracle: What? Really? You just don't defy gravity?
Suzaku: What gave you that idea?
Oracle: Because anime usually has no logic!
Zero: The size of Kallen's breasts is irrevocable proof of that.
Kallen then tries to ring Zero Reapers neck but misses only resulting in her getting flipped into a wall.
Oracle: That sure look like it hurt. Anyway, next question.
Milly: Oh that's a hard one...I'd have to ask Shirley for that one *takes whip* why thank you now I can use this to whip the student council into shape.
Oracle: Booooo!
Milly: Hey! That was a very good pun!
C.C.: Maybe it is my name...maybe it isn't. *puts on Iron Man Armor* Thanks?
Oracle: Hey! Take that off C.C. what if Lelouch steals it to escape or something?
C.C.: Don't worry you took away their Knightmares so it should be alright besides I'm hungry can I have some money for pizza?
Oracle: But the chapter isn't over yet!
Euphemia: I am very happy to have been brought back to life *smiles and pet's bunny* So cute! I shall name him Laurence Cornelius Peppernill IV!
Lelouch: What kind of name is that for a rabbit? And why the IV?
Euphemia: It's a bunny not a rabbit Lelouch! And the III was already taken...
Suzaku: By who?
Oracle: *whines* Unfortunetly by my dad's cat Larry...and before you ask it's short for Laurence Cornelius Peppernill III. Euphy why on earth name him that?
Euphemia: I thought it was cute and noble at the same time...
Oracle: *sigh* Let's just move on to the next reviewer Maiko2853
Well, I guess I'll take a swing.
Kallen: How does it feel knowing the producers stuck you with all the shows fanservice?
Marriane: Allegedly, your known as 'the flash' for your superior knightmare piloting skills. But some fans unfortunately think their's a more... suggestive theme to that nickname. Will you confirm or deny this rumor?
Lelouch: Are you a siscon?
Anya: What's it like living with Orange-Kun?
Suzaku: Are you a masochist.
Nunnally: Did you ever find out that Lelouch is not married to C.C.? On another note, I thought you weren't blind anymore, what gives?
Mao: Are actually crazy, or just obessed with C.C.?
Milly: Why exactly are you always going after Shirly? Why not Kallen, or Nina, or even Cecile?
Shirly: (Hands her a giant paper fan) Something to defend yourself against Milly with.
Euphie: It's good to see your alive and well again. Although I suggest against going to Japan for a while. Also, Nunnally once said that you two got into a fight over who would marry Lelouch, did he ever choose who the winner was? One more thing, have this.(Hands her a giant fluffy teddy bear)
Oracle: Some good one's! Alright guys let's here some answers.
Kallen: It sucks! I mean there are plenty of girls on the show why is C.C. never caught in an awkward shower scene or something?
C.C.: Because I'm not stupid enough to grab a boy when in the shower for one thing.
Kallen: You wanna go?
C.C.: *still in Iron Man armor* Bring it
Kallen: Damn you!
Oracle: Ok...let's move on...
Marianne: Well, I didn't get married to the Emperor for my personality…
Oracle: I need some mind soap get me some mind soap!
Zero: Pfft virgin...
Oracle: Shut it Zero!
Milly: Hey Nunnally why don't you read the next question to Lelouch.
Nunnally: Ok! Lelouch Maiko2853 asked if your a siscon. What's a siscon? Lelouch? *blinks and he's gone* where did he go?
Lelouch: *has been blinded by rage and is using his Geass on the guards to escape*
Oracle: Someone stop him! He's going to kill Maiko! He surprisingly more athletic when filled with rage! Oh no! Kallen and Suzaku have joined him! *panics as Suzaku and Kallen use Kung Fu power to defeat their adversaries*
Milly: God dammit why didn't we Geass proof this room? And who's idea was it to hire bodyguards who haven't had more then a years worth of training?
Oracle: C.C.! Zero! It's up to you guys!
C.C.: Kay...*flies after them*
Oracle: Alright while there doing that let's move on...
Anya: *Traumatised* Oranges… so many oranges…
C.C. and Zero Reaper after a mighty...ok not so mighty hunt after Lelouch, Suzaku, and Kallen bring the three main characters back to the studio where they are trapped in yet another cage.
Milly: If you three behaved maybe you wouldn't be put in time out so much!
Oracle: Glad to have you back Suzaku now answer the question before Zero gets play time with your ass!
Milly: Oracle...that sounded very...uh...how do should I say this? Subjective and dirty?
Oracle: Eh? Oh dammit...that's what happens when your best friend is into yaoi...
Zero: *resists punching the host*
Suzaku: Fine...wait what the hell? *reads question* No I'm not a Masochist! You people are sick...
Oracle: Don't insult the reviewers! Alright let's see yay it's Nunnally's turn!
Nunnally: Yes I found out I actually knew the whole time...and I'm not I had an eye exam done recently in the last chapter so had to wear very heavily tinted sunglasses I could barely seen anything.
Mao: Crazy? Who said I'm crazy? I'm not crazy! I just love C.C.! I want to take off all of C.C.'s clo-
C.C.: *Punches Mao's lights out with the Iron Man suit* Pervert.
Zero: Nice left hook...
C.C.: Thanks *eats pizza*
Oracle: Not even gonna ask where you got that C.C...Oh hey Milly here's another one for you!
Milly: Because Kallen would beat me up, Nina's too flat-chested and Cecile is too old. Shirley… well, she's just right for what in any court of law would be called sexual abuse.
Oracle: Speaking of Shirley…
Shirley: *grabs giant paper fan* Haha! Now I can defend myself...*see's Milly's whip* Oh dammit!
Milly: Ha!
Oracle: Ok...Euphemia your up!
Euphemia: I did, after Lelouch asked us to fight it out and I gouged both of Nunnally's eyes out. That's how she really lost her sight. True story!
Oracle: *backs herself and Nunnally away slowly from the crazy princess* Well...uh...wow this is a long chapter! Sadly enough it ends here. Care to introduce the next reviewer Zero?
Zero: Sure. Here's Kingofheartless09. Damn, I need that username… anyway:
Zero: Why do u have that cape?
C.C: What's your favorite pizza?
Mily: What would you do if I went to your school and ddid not join a club?
Oracle: So...when he says Zero does he mean Lelouch? Or the co-host?
Milly: I don't know let them figure it out...
Zero: Lelouch and I actually had a conversation about this while I was torturing him. He said that it looked cool. I promptly nicked his cape and *flourishes cape* am now wearing it. I look like a badass.
Oracle: You look like a douche.
Zero: Screw you then.
Oracle: No thanks your not my type.
An epic glaring contest starts between the two hosts, as sparks fly from the pure intensity of evil and hate erupts from their very souls! But it ends within seconds because the chapter must continue.
Milly: Time for C.C.'s turn
C.C.: *eating a pizza* Huh? *reads review* Uhh...my favorite pizza? I like stuffed crust...I don't care about the toppings too much.
Oracle: Stuffed crust is some goooood stuff now for our last review for the chapter and it's for Milly. Take it away.
Milly: Well I'd first politely remind you that all students must join a club in order graduate period. And if you still refused I'd use my charm and charisma to convince you...also this whip adds a nice touch.
Oracle: Yeah have to say I predicted that one...well Zero looks like this the end of the chapter. We got some good questions in today, maybe next time we'll get some dare's too!
Zero: Please, please dare me to kill someone! *Glares at Suzaku* I got tired of your emo crap in season one, let alone season two…
Suzaku: Don't blame me blame the writer!
Zero: I'm sorry all I'm hearing is 'Please punch my face, please slit my throat, lock in a closet with rabid tigers with not hope of escape'.
Oracle: Zero...don't make me call the magic men in white again. Well before we end the chapter completely, have anything special to say to our readers?
Cast: HELP US!
Oracle: Yes help them by reviewing and make this more fun for everyone! Well it's been fun say Good night Zero!
Zero: G'night, everyone. And allow me to say, it has been a pleasure to have all your reviews. And special thanks to Jcogginsa for inadvertently giving me a death note.
Oracle: Uhh yeah about that I'll need to confiscate it hand it over...
Zero: F**K no! Get your own!
Oracle: Zero...
And so the chapter ends with the hosts at yet another battle. Who will win? And do the hosts actually hate each other? Not really but sure is fun to see them argue. What fate lies in store for the character's of Code Geass? Find out next time on Code: Ask and Recieve!
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