"Okay, Deku tree," Alfred and Britannia fairy ran up to the spirit.. tree thing. "We're back."
"Well, you took your time." Antonio scoffed. "I sent for him hours ago! What took so long?"
"Well..." They all took a moment to remember this flashback...
"I gotta sword~" Alfred sang as he held up his new, small sword in his hand.
He opened another chest. "I gotta rupee~" he held up the currency, worth only 5 of it's kind.
He ran to the chest next to it. "I got another rupee~"
Later, he went to the town shop. He purchased a sheild. "I gotta shield~"
On his way through the cavern to the Deku tree, he defeated a Deku Baba monster. In defeat, the monster left a Deku stick behind as it dissapated into the wind. "I gotta stick-"
The fairy, obviously annoyed, flew in front of Alfred to stop him. "Alright, that does it. Stop. Doing. That! It's a stick! No one gets excited about a stick!"
Alfred blinked as he went on, "The sword; I can understand. And maybe the sheild. But a stick!"
"If you do that one more time, I'm going to kick you in your kidneys until you pee blood, and then I shall stick your face in it and make you drink it!"
-Several Seconds Later-
"So, you're gonna see the Deku tree, are ya?" the guard, probably no older than he was, held up a hand to him. "Good grief.." he groaned. "How come the Deku tree always likes you best?
"Even that other girl..Why does nobody like me? ME?" he growled. "From now on... we're enemies..." He stepped aside for Alfred to pass, and so he did.
"I made an enemy~" Alfred hummed again.
AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO READ THIS. LET'S KEEP IT T RATED, PEOPLE.
"The weird thing was that it tasted like rasberry-aid." Alfred thought aloud. "Oh, yeah. So, what did you want me for?"
"I want you..." he opened his mouth fully, forming a cave into the large tree-thing's body. "Inside me..."
Alfred immediatley ran away, leaving Britannia the fairy behind with Antonio. "Don't you think you could've worded that a little better?" He followed after alfred, who hadn't gotten that far.
"Wait, come back!" Antonio called. The two turned around and there was a flash of light. "I'll give you this emerald." And an emerald floated down from the branches of the tree thing and down to Alfred. When he inspected it, it looked like a tomato.
"... I got the emerald-"
The fairy cleared his throat, glancing over at Alfred.
"Oh, yeah. Never mind." he laughed nevously.
"Now that we've got that all sorted out," Antonio began, "I need you to get inside me and kill that damn squirrel that made a nest in me!"
"Oh, is that all?" Alfred got up and dusted off his pants. "I mean, it's not like you've got a giant dungeon inside of you or anything. Heh.."
"Um.. S-si. Now, if I did, which I don't, it probably wouldn't have multiple floors and basements. Also, other monsters. Now, in you go."
Alfred shrugged, finding it legit enough, and ran inside with Britannia the fairy by his side.
"I've got a really goos feeling about this..." Anotnio said after they departed inside.
-A Little Later-
Alfred rolled past one of the Deku babas in his path, and pulled out a Deku stick he'd safed from earlier. He lit it on fire with a nearby torch, when the fairy interrupted him.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Oh," Alfred blinked, "I was gonna use that stick to set the cobweb on fire."
"Fire? But- You're in a tree!" None of this made sense to the fairy. "A tree that's made of wood! Use your head for a minute!"
"This is no time for thought," Alfred shouted, running towards the cobweb, "this is a time for action! HYAAAA!" and he held the fire to the web that blocked his path, and it burned until it was nothing.
-A Little Later-
"This is Dave Davidson reporting," a man stood outside a scene of trees and the rest of the Forest on fire. "This was the scene earlier today as the Kokiri forest mysteriously burned to the ground. It is believed that the fire started at the great Deku tree. Some witnesess had this to say:"
"I'm innocent, I tells ya!" Alfred begged. Britannia the fairy hit his shoulder. "Quiet, you! You'll give it away!"
"Someone else was seen at the scene of the crime, though his connection is currently unknown."
-Earlier that day-
"Oh no," a man on a black horse, and violet eyes cried as he rode through the flames. "The forest is burning down! I must save the children!"
"Oh, uh, y-yeah! It was him! I saw him! H-he had matches!" The fairy exclaimed.
"Huh? Oh, umm, I mean, yes!" Alfred nodded quickly. "He said he'd come back.. a-and hit me if I ever told anyone what really happened...I-I'm so scared..."
"And there you have it folks. Thanks to this young hero, the criminal will be brought to justice." he coughed. "And what kind of punishment can he expect? In this repoter's mind, even the death penalty is far too lenient."
TBC
Oh, umm... Yeah. This. I decided to go ahead and update the same day, 'cause I'm bored.;;;
And, yes, I know I haven't worked on my other stories yet... b-but! I ... um... LEAVE ME ALONE.
~Hari-sama