As Alfred and Britannia the fairy entered the Castle town, Alfred sighed. "Ah~ Finally arrived in Castle town."

"Great, now first things first," the fairy stated, "We need to get you a job."

"What? I dun wanna get a job!" Alfred whined.

"What? Then, how are you supposed to afford necesities like food, or shelter, or love."

"Ah, but you are forgetting that this town belongs to the royal family." Alfred sighed, "I mean, how bad could it be living on the streets in this town?"

"Bad." the fairy facepalmed. "Very bad."

"Oh, poor, poor, simple, naive Britannia the fairy,"he shook his head, "Prepare to be proven wrong."

-Later That Day-

"Hello, sir. Could you tell my simple-minded flying friend that it's not so bad living off of the streets in this town?" Alfred smirked, looking down at a guard.

The guard raised a hand up to him, reaching as if he were trying to find support. "Umm... sir?"

Finally, he stopped, and his arms slumped to the ground.

"...I think he's dead." the fairy stated.

"Huh? But, what did he die of?" Alfred was confused.

"Well," Britannia the fairy held a finger to his chin, "by the looks of him, I'd say he was attacked by some wild dogs. But on the other hand, by the smell, I'd say he was drinking his own urine."

The boy blinked. "So...Job hunting, here we come!"

It was late at night and Alfred had strayed closer to the castle, as it was in his cabable range by now. "Man... this is harder than I thought."

He stopped and walked over to a girl, probably no older than he was, "Hey, do you know if they're hiring people at the castle?" he sighed. "Y'know, anything would be fine. Maybe a... sex butler,or-"

She giggled. "Tee-hee! You're a fairy boy." The girl had short blonde hair and big round green eyes, and she wore a blue ribbon in her hair.

"Hu..huh? What?" Alfred looked at her strangley. "Ohh, I get it. It's 'cause of this fairy I got following me around, right?"

She blinked. "Huh? Oh, I never noticed that before. I was just talking about your fashion-sense." A pause. "And your haircut."

"Look, are they hiring people at the castle or not?" he sighed.

She shrugged. "I think so. I mean, my brother got a job delivering milk there. Although, come to think of it... He did say that he was gonna only deliver one crate of milk, and that was over a week ago."

He blinked. "You wouldn't mind going and getting him for me, would you?"

"Tell you what, I'll go get 'im if you stop calling me fairy boy." he smirked.

"Fair enough." she nodded. "Well, your new nickname, since your wearing all green," she gestured toward his attire. "I'll call you snotball instead."

He let out a groan, much like the one Britannia the fairy would use.

-Some Stealthy Action Later-

Alfred held a chicken up to the sleeping man next to a crate. It had let out a 'cock-a-doodle-doo' and up the man was, startled and looking around. It looked like he was in fail Mario cosplay.

"It'sa me, Vash." he smirked.

"...Mario?"

"Noo, I am not a Mario, I am a Vash. Just ask my friend, Luigi-I mean, uh, Roderich."

"Leave me out of this!" a man shouted from far off.

"You know, you're about the same size as a shroom." Vash nodded.

"As a what?" Alfred stared at him.

"A shroom, a special kind of a mushroom. They make you feel like you're twelve feet tall! And they're perfect for when you're going through the pipes for different kingdoms!"

"Okay..." Alfred looked away for a second, feeling this was all too weird. "I'm gonna stop talking to you now... But I need to let you know that your sister is waiting for you."

"What? My sister is here? Oh, crap! People 'll see that she's got the same haircut as me!" once he realized what that meant, he took of towards where she was.

"No, wait! Don't you have to finish delivering these crates-..." but he was long gone.

"You know, if we finish delivering the milk, we could get payed for it." Britannia the fairy winked.

"Yeah, good idea." Alfred grinned. "I mean, how difficult could it be to deliver some milk?"

-Several Seconds Later-

"Okay, I'll just push this box here and-" The box fell off of the edge of the platform, hitting the ground below with a thud. A loud sound of glass breaking filled their ears.

"Uh oh..."

"Okay, what happened to the box of milk?" the fairy sighed.

"W-well, I think the important thing to point out is that we both survived. "

"You broke it, didn't you?"

"Kinda."

TBC

Umm... yeah. This one was written at 11pm -4am, so don't mind me if it's bad. v.v;;

I'm bored, so I'll upload a chapter maybe thirty minutes to an hour from now. :U

~Hari-sama